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It heavily resembles shopping networks such as QVC.
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Strong Bad states that ornaments are the "perennial all-star of bad awful Decemberween presents", seeing as they are presents that cease to be useful the moment they're opened, and have to be put away for another year. Marzipan describes giving an ornament as a gift as saying "I have no idea what your interests are."
|Commemorative Coach Z Ornament||ZXJ481-78b|
|Eh! Steve! Soiled Gold Ornament||WRT54G-Sc|
|Cool Snowman Surfing the Internet Ornament||FR114P-dc8|
Strong Bad describes Dancin' Musical Nobots as "the kind that you accidentally activate by getting too close." He criticizes them for barely allowing you to hear the song that they are playing over the plastic gears and motors clanking together. Marzipan states that the presents scream "I stopped at the drug store on my way over."
|Dancin' Strong Bad Musical Nobot||3DT178-2t2|
|Dancin' Homestar Runner Musical Nobot||unknown|
 Homemade Gifts
Strong Bad states that homemade items are all about "the false notion that just because you made something yourself, it's not a worthless piece of crap." It is also stated that gifts that are both homemade and an ornament are known as "anti-gifts", and that you actually have to pay a person who gives you one of those.
|Seashells b/w Office Supplies||N2cXL8-42|
|S31 Kt Clothes Pin Reindeer – "Klibber"||Kj78M-Xn45|