User:Fitzconn
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[edit] Hello!
Hi, everybody everybody!
[edit] Bottom 10
1. Hearing Taylor Swift songs on the radio with my mom
2. Musical nobots with low batteries
3. The Powered by the Cheat sound the Paper makes in Sbemail #87.
4. The hidden meaning behind old comics
5. Haunted houses
6. Slippery parking lots when the first gear doesn't work. (Yes, I drive a stick shift)
7. Hearing the acoustic version of Seasonal Sweaters, if there ever is one.
8. Discovering the color of infinity
9. Blackouts
10. Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows
[edit] Haikus:
He's the wrestleman, checking emails since '01, types with boxing gloves- Strong Bad
Leader of the site, drink of choice is melonade, Where his hat is at?- Homestar Runner
Had a "jorb" well done, dresses green from head to toe, disses eyeball pears- Coach Z
If he had two thumbs, he'd stick them up his armpits, all original!- Bubs
Feet of elephant, doesn't like food anymore, may the best man whine- Strong Sad
Talking in all caps, he's like a big square; this guy, plays bass in Cool Tapes- Strong Mad
Homestar Runner's beau, sad that she's the only girl, something in my eye- Marzipan
Training night and day, Homestar Runner by his side, he won a golbol- Pom Pom
Strong Mad's BFF, lives up to his fake I.D., Strong Bad might kick him- The Cheat
Ruler of the land, plays guitar in DOI, Let the King have some!- The King of Town
King of Town's P.A., Shoveling whatsit all day, can't he get a life?- The Poopsmith
He's a secret guy, He staves it off: 1,2,3, Death by Heavy Lourde- Homsar
Loves catastrophe, he's the Strong Man's greatest pal, sure he's a "caper"- The Sneak
He will scare your dad, the mascot of Fluffy Puff, made from the best stuff!- Marshie
[edit] Favorite Quotes:
"This is not good! This is not good at all!"- Inez from Cyberchase
"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"- Mahatma Gandhi
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself"- FDR
"The object of art is to give life a shape."- William Shakespeare
"You are what you consistently do. Excellence is not an event, it is a habit"- Aristotle
[edit] Best Things I've Ever Seen, Done, and Eaten
Best Things I've Ever Seen
- Three Dog Night live at the Bannock Country Fairgrounds
- Epic Rap Battles of History's video, Ghostbusters vs. Mythbusters. It's amazing! here's the video!
- Pentatonix covering a medley of Daft Punk songs.
- When I was playing football in sixth grade, I saw someone with a Flat Stanley. The entire team took a picture with him.
- Discovering homestarrunner.com for the first time
Best Things I've Ever Done
- There was this one time where I did white water rafting in the Snake River Canyon
- Downhill skiing
- Juggling tricks with a magic crystal ball
- Salsa dancing
- Singing along to Everybody to the Limit
Best Things I've Ever Eaten
- Lobster mac and cheese at the Embassy hotel in Salt Lake City, UT
- Voodoo doughnuts in Portland, OR
[edit] E-mails I Sent to Strong Bad
subject: Did Pom Pom Die?Dear Strongbad,
Did Homestar Runner actually kill Pom Pom in "I Killed Pom Pom"? Was it all an act?
Hoping he's okay,
Connor Fitzpatrick
Pocatello, ID
subject: E-Mail IntruderDear Strong Bad,
Can you break into other people's houses and check their e-mails for them? Is that why I don't see any Homestar Emails, Coach Z Emails, or KOT Emails?
Connor Fitzpatrick
Pocatello, ID