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[edit] Hello!

Hi, everybody everybody!

[edit] Bottom 10

1. Hearing Taylor Swift songs on the radio with my mom

2. Musical nobots with low batteries

3. The Powered by the Cheat sound the Paper makes in Sbemail #87.

4. The hidden meaning behind old comics

5. Haunted houses

6. Slippery parking lots when the first gear doesn't work. (Yes, I drive a stick shift)

7. Hearing the acoustic version of Seasonal Sweaters, if there ever is one.

8. Discovering the color of infinity

9. Blackouts

10. Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows

[edit] Haikus:

He's the wrestleman, checking emails since '01, types with boxing gloves- Strong Bad

Leader of the site, drink of choice is melonade, Where his hat is at?- Homestar Runner

Had a "jorb" well done, dresses green from head to toe, disses eyeball pears- Coach Z

If he had two thumbs, he'd stick them up his armpits, all original!- Bubs

Feet of elephant, doesn't like food anymore, may the best man whine- Strong Sad

Talking in all caps, he's like a big square; this guy, plays bass in Cool Tapes- Strong Mad

Homestar Runner's beau, sad that she's the only girl, something in my eye- Marzipan

Training night and day, Homestar Runner by his side, he won a golbol- Pom Pom

Strong Mad's BFF, lives up to his fake I.D., Strong Bad might kick him- The Cheat

Ruler of the land, plays guitar in DOI, Let the King have some!- The King of Town

King of Town's P.A., Shoveling whatsit all day, can't he get a life?- The Poopsmith

He's a secret guy, He staves it off: 1,2,3, Death by Heavy Lourde- Homsar

Loves catastrophe, he's the Strong Man's greatest pal, sure he's a "caper"- The Sneak

He will scare your dad, the mascot of Fluffy Puff, made from the best stuff!- Marshie

[edit] Favorite Quotes:

"This is not good! This is not good at all!"- Inez from Cyberchase

"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"- Mahatma Gandhi

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself"- FDR

"The object of art is to give life a shape."- William Shakespeare

"You are what you consistently do. Excellence is not an event, it is a habit"- Aristotle

[edit] Best Things I've Ever Seen, Done, and Eaten

Best Things I've Ever Seen

Best Things I've Ever Done

Best Things I've Ever Eaten

  • Lobster mac and cheese at the Embassy hotel in Salt Lake City, UT
  • Voodoo doughnuts in Portland, OR

[edit] E-mails I Sent to Strong Bad

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