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  <line start="24" end="30" speaker="stinkoman">Heer. <span style="visibility:hidden">Ah! Heejee. Goo? Ah!</span></line>
  <line start="31" end="38" speaker="stinkoman">Heer. Ah! <span style="visibility:hidden">Heejee. Goo? Ah!</span></line>
  <line start="39" end="48" speaker="stinkoman">Heer. Ah! Heejee. <span style="visibility:hidden">Goo? Ah!</span></line>
  <line start="49" end="56" speaker="stinkoman">Heer. Ah! Heejee. Goo? <span style="visibility:hidden">Ah!</span></line>
  <line start="57" end="69" speaker="stinkoman">Heer. Ah! Heejee. Goo? Ah!</line>
  <line start="70" end="113" speaker="oneup">Hey, Stinkoman, what are you think you're doing?</line>
  <line start="114" end="151" speaker="stinkoman">Go away. I'm doing something!</line>
  <line start="152" end="161" speaker="oneup" sfx="sfx">blush</line>
  <line start="162" end="179" speaker="oneup">Um, yeah. <span style="visibility:hidden">But what is it you're doing?</span></line>
  <line start="180" end="205" speaker="oneup">Um, yeah. But what is it you're doing?</line>
  <line start="206" end="243" speaker="stinkoman">Can't you see, my good man? I'm giving thanks!</line>
  <line start="244" end="252" speaker="sfx">shing!</line>
  <line start="253" end="262" speaker="oneup">Oh... <span style="visibility:hidden">because it looks like you're building a tractor!</span></line>
  <line start="263" end="301" speaker="oneup">Oh... because it looks like you're building a tractor!</line>
  <line start="302" end="319" speaker="stinkoman">Shows how much you know!</line>
  <line start="320" end="349" speaker="stinkoman">Now watch me give thanks to these crops!</line>
  <line start="350" end="362" speaker="sfx">rummaging noise</line>
  <line start="363" end="373" speaker="sfx">ding</line>
  <line start="374" end="379" speaker="stinkoman">Ha!</line>
  <line start="380" end="389" speaker="sfx">spinning noise</line>
  <line start="390" end="397" speaker="stinkoman">Ha!</line>
  <line start="398" end="404" speaker="sfx">thud</line>
  <line start="405" end="433" speaker="sfx">tractor start-up</line>
  <line start="434" end="460" speaker="oneup">That's not how you give tha-ha-ha-hanks!</line>
  <line start="461" end="469" speaker="oneup" sfx="sfx">blush</line>
  <line start="470" end="502" speaker="stinkoman">Oh yeah, talking-to-me-extraordinaire?</line>
  <line start="503" end="518" speaker="stinkoman">If you're so smart,</line>
  <line start="519" end="569" speaker="stinkoman">Why don't YOU show me how to give thanks without the use of farm equipment?</line>
  <line start="570" end="598" speaker="oneup">Okay. Pan Pan?</line>
  <line start="599" end="611" speaker="sfx">gong</line>
  <line start="612" end="641" speaker="sfx">vacuum noise</line>
  <line start="641" end="651" speaker="sfx">pop</line>
  <line start="651" end="664" speaker="panpan" sfx="sfx">bouncing noise</line>
  <line start="670" end="690" speaker="oneup">Watch me while I do work!</line>
  <line start="691" end="739" speaker="oneup">Why, just today, I'm thankful for Pan Pan's epiglottis!</line>
  <line start="740" end="772" speaker="stinkoman">Oh, NOW I get it! Like this!</line>
  <line start="773" end="777" speaker="stinkoman">Buy! <span style="visibility:hidden">Sell! Buy! Sell! Buy! Sell!</span></line>
  <line start="778" end="783" speaker="stinkoman">Buy! Sell! <span style="visibility:hidden">Buy! Sell! Buy! Sell!</span></line>
  <line start="784" end="787" speaker="stinkoman">Buy! Sell! Buy! <span style="visibility:hidden">Sell! Buy! Sell!</span></line>
  <line start="788" end="793" speaker="stinkoman">Buy! Sell! Buy! Sell! <span style="visibility:hidden">Buy! Sell!</span></line>
  <line start="794" end="797" speaker="stinkoman">Buy! Sell! Buy! Sell! Buy! <span style="visibility:hidden">Sell!</span></line>
  <line start="798" end="803" speaker="stinkoman">Buy! Sell! Buy! Sell! Buy! Sell!</line>
  <line start="804" end="822" speaker="stinkoman">Uhhh...</line>
  <line start="823" end="858" speaker="oneup">No, no, no. THAT'S not i-hi-hi-hi-hi-hit!</line>
  <line start="862" end="904" speaker="oneup">I'm thankful for the Cheatball spinning profusely on my head!</line>
  <line start="905" end="942" speaker="stinkoman">Oh yeah! Now I REALLY got it! Like this!</line>
  <line start="943" end="948" speaker="sfx">spinning noise</line>
  <line start="949" end="974" speaker="stinkoman" sfx="sfx">muffled talking</line>
  <line start="975" end="997" speaker="oneup">That's not it, either!</line>
  <line start="998" end="1013" speaker="stinkoman">Say WHAT?</line>
  <line start="1018" end="1042" speaker="oneup">People give thanks for things like</line>
  <line start="1043" end="1056" speaker="oneup">favorite food, <span style="visibility:hidden">spiced bun, frozen bake, and all that, and all that.</span></line>
  <line start="1057" end="1070" speaker="oneup">favorite food, spiced bun, <span style="visibility:hidden">frozen bake, and all that, and all that.</span></line>
  <line start="1071" end="1082" speaker="oneup">favorite food, spiced bun, frozen bake, <span style="visibility:hidden">and all that, and all that.</span></line>
  <line start="1083" end="1091" speaker="oneup">favorite food, spiced bun, frozen bake, and all that, <span style="visibility:hidden">and all that.</span></line>
  <line start="1092" end="1103" speaker="oneup">favorite food, spiced bun, frozen bake, and all that, and all that.</line>
  <line start="1104" end="1124" speaker="stinkoman">Man, oh, man-o!</line>
  <line start="1125" end="1173" speaker="stinkoman">Who would've thought that giving thanks was such a formidable challenge?</line>
  <line start="1174" end="1193" speaker="stinkoman">Hey wait, that's it!</line>
  <line start="1194" end="1211"><stinkoman>Whoooaaa, <span style="visibility:hidden">making small rocks float up off the GRRROOOOOUUUUUUUUND!</span></stinkoman><sfx>Stinkoman game theme</sfx></line>
  <line start="1212" end="1283"><stinkoman>Whoooaaa, making small rocks float up off the GRRROOOOOUUUUUUUUND!</stinkoman><sfx>Stinkoman game theme</sfx></line>
  <line start="1284" end="1292" speaker="sfx">ding</line>
  <line start="1293" end="1327" speaker="stinkoman">I'm thankful that my hat is wearing a belt!</line>
  <line start="1328" end="1382" speaker="oneup">Great job, Stinkoman! You got the Green Crystal Shard!</line>
  <line start="1383" end="1434" speaker="stinkoman">Will we ever find all the colors before the bad guy?</line>
  <line start="1435" end="1470" speaker="sfx">evil laughter</line>
  <line start="1471" end="1481" speaker="sfx">shing!</line>
  <line start="1482" end="1526" speaker="other">Be sure and tune in for tomorrow's exciting episode of...</line>
  <line start="1527" end="1570" speaker="other">"Stinkoman and the Challenge of the Crystal Shards"!</line>
  <line start="1571" end="1575" speaker="stinkoman">Buy! <span style="visibility:hidden">Sell! Buy! Sell! Buy!</span></line>
  <line start="1576" end="1579" speaker="stinkoman">Buy! Sell! <span style="visibility:hidden">Buy! Sell! Buy!</span></line>
  <line start="1580" end="1582" speaker="stinkoman">Buy! Sell! Buy! <span style="visibility:hidden">Sell! Buy!</span></line>
  <line start="1583" end="1588" speaker="stinkoman">Buy! Sell! Buy! Sell! <span style="visibility:hidden">Buy!</span></line>
  <line start="1589" end="1594" speaker="stinkoman">Buy! Sell! Buy! Sell! Buy!</line>
  <line start="1595" end="1604" speaker="other">Or... <span style="visibility:hidden">maybe don't.</span></line>
  <line start="1605" end="1617" speaker="other">Or... maybe don't.</line>
  <line start="1618" end="1625" speaker="sfx">gong</line>
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