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"I suppose we could talk about my napkin friend for another couple hours."
Bubs and Coach Z occasionally discuss napkins with each other, often leading to arguments.
- Email impression — Coach Z eats Bubs's moist towelettes, believing that they are hot cold cuts.
- Email cheatday — Bubs tells Coach Z "But don't you steal my napkins" in demo tape.
- Email narrator — Coach Z and Bubs have an argument about the napkins in 4actor Z.
- The Baloneyman — Bubs tries to sell Coach Z a napkin for $32.
 Other napkins