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Strong Bad Email #46

ANDREW writes in to tell Strong Bad that he likes it best when he harms his friends. So, naturally, Strong Bad goes out and harms his friends in numerous funny ways.

Featuring: Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, The Cheat, Pom Pom, Homsar, Bubs, Coach Z, Marzipan, The King of Town, Strong Mad, Strong Sad, The Poopsmith (Easter Egg)


STRONG BAD: { Clears throat-High Note Singing} E-MAAAAAAAAAAAAILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




STRONG BAD: {types} Andrew, This is the best E-mail I've ever received. Let's get to work! {gets up}

{cuts to Strong Bad's basement. Strong Mad is standing and watching TV. Strong Bad walks up to him.}

STRONG BAD: How abouts this!

{Quickly kicks Strong Mad in the shin and walks off. Strong Mad looks back at him in anger.}

{Cuts to garage. Bubs is there.}

BUBS: What the?

{Strong Bad hits him over the head with a Golden Record.}

{Cut to Strong Sad's room. Strong Sad is lying in bed. Strong Bad whacks him continuously with a pole.}

STRONG SAD: OW! {whack} OW! {whack} OW! {whack} OW! {whack} OW! {whack}

{Cut to field-Marzipan is there. Strong Bad has a whole pile of circular saw blades in a pile behind him and a bottle of sauce.}

STRONG BAD: Close your eyes and hold out your hands.

MARZIPAN: I don't want to!

{Cut to another part of the field. Homestar Runner is there with Strong Bad, with a huge tub of lava. It says "HOT LAVA" on the side.}

STRONG BAD: Put your head in here.


{Cut to another part of the field, Strong Bad has taped The Cheat to Pom Pom. They both complain as Pom Pom tries to shake him off.}

{Cut to Strongbadia. Homsar is buried in the ground and he has put down a box that say "We Are the Scorpions!" They crawl around. One goes inside Homsar's mouth.}

HOMSAR: AaAaAaAaAaAaA!!! I'm saving the best for last!

{Cut to Locker. Strong Bad has given a bag of hot fries to Coach Z}

COACH Z: Hey, Thanks for the Chippies Strong Bad!

{Cut to Field again. The King of Town is there. Strong Bad does what he did to Bubs and whacks him with the Golden Record.}

{Cut to Compy}

STRONG BAD: Ahhh, just givin' the fans what they want! {types} You may have noticed I didn't do anything to the Poopsmith. I figure the guy shovels crap for a living so his tolerance for pain's gotta be through the roof. I was thinking about giving him a bath or something but, just the thought of that gave me the jibblies. {stops typing} Come again. The jibblie jibbles....

{The paper comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad -", click on the text to email him.}

Easter Eggs

  • At the end, click on Poopsmith for a The Poopsmith trading card.

Fun Facts

  • The record that Strong Bad breaks on people's heads reads "Everybody to the Limit". It is gold, which means it sold a lot of copies.
  • Strong Mad's only weakness appears to be his knees.
  • The file name for the .swf for this Strong Bad Email has an "x" after the number. The .swf without the "x" is still viewable, but with a few minor differences. The music stops early, and some things are missing from some scenes that are in the version with the "x".

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