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vacuum, and use air-freshener to get rid of any undesirable odors left by the
vacuum, and use air-freshener to get rid of any undesirable odors left by the
mayonaise!  Thirty whole minutes!  Can you be—yeah, okay, we're losing our edge.
mayonaise!  Thirty whole minutes!  Can you be—yeah, okay, we're losing our edge.
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'''STRONG BAD''': The Cheat, get in here!
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'''THE CHEAT''': ''{The Cheat noises, with a melodic tone}''
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'''STRONG BAD''': Take that thing off!
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'''THE CHEAT''': ''{disappointed The Cheat noise}''
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'''STRONG BAD''': No, it is not "pretend-we're-Grandmas-baking" time!  And it'll never be again!
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''{sotto voce}'' ''See me after this email.''  ''{at full volume}'' No, it's time to do
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some real damage, The Cheat!  It's time to get our shenan on!  Again!
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'''THE CHEAT''': ''{enthusiastic The Cheat noise}''
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'''STRONG BAD''': Oh yeah, look at this arsenal of edge-haver-y right here, man. We can't go wrong!
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'''THE CHEAT''': ''{questioning The Cheat noise}''
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'''STRONG BAD''': You know, shenanigans!  Like, uh, you start sawin' a whole in the floor,
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and I'll stomp on this casserole.
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'''THE CHEAT''': ''{The Cheat noise}''
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'''STRONG BAD''': Ah ha ha!  Sorry, casserole, your crusty layer of fried onions is no match
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for my—ah!
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Revision as of 13:23, 21 July 2008

Strong Bad Email #197
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"Look at this arsenal of edge-havery!"


Gee Tee is worried that Strong Bad might be losing his edge.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Cheat, Strong Sad, Strong Mad (Easter egg)

Places: Computer Room, The Field, Strong Sad's Room, Basement of the Brothers Strong, Living Room of the Brothers Strong

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: Monday, July 21, 2008

Running Time: 3:57.8

Page Title: Lappy 486

Contents

Transcript

STRONG BAD: {singing} Another freakin' email, another freakin' email song.

{Strong Bad pronounces the hyphen as "minus", "heven't" as spelled, and "shenanigans" as "she-ne-ne-nanigans" He expands "yours etc" as "yours, his, hers, mine, ours". He also pronounces the name and place of the sender in a very rushed voice.}


STRONG BAD: {typing} Losing our edge?! That's ridiculous. Our shenanigans make the cover of Have Edge Times Magazine like every month! Like the other day. Me and The Cheat—

{scene cuts to The Field. We see Strong Bad and The Cheat approaching a deflated basketball lying on the ground}

STRONG BAD: {as voiceover} —walked past this deflated basketball and consciously decided not to reinflate it!


STRONG BAD: So what do you think, man?

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: OK, now we're talkin' . Let's get out of here before the cops come! {Dances nervously}

{Strong Bad and The Cheat run off to the right. Scene cuts back to Strong Bad in front of computer.}

STRONG BAD: And then {Strong Bad pronounces "then" as "uh"} yesterday, we—

{scene cuts to Strong Sad's bedroom, where Strong Bad and The Cheat are standing on the bed and throwing feathers from a torn pillow at Strong Sad, whose right side is only just visible at the right of the screen. The Cheat makes little excited noises, and Strong Sad produces quiet, bored-sounding "ow"s.}

STRONG BAD: {as voiceover} —feathered the living crap out of Strong Sad!

STRONG BAD: You said it The Cheat! Tar is prohibitively expensive!

{Scene cuts back to Strong Bad in front of computer}

STRONG BAD:{typing} But edgiest of all, THIS MORNING, we spread mayonnaise—

{scene cuts to Strong Bad and The Cheat in the Basement, spreading Fluffy Puff Mayonnaise onto the tops of cardboard boxes}

STRONG BAD: {as voiceover} —on all these cardboard boxes, man. And then waited like, thirty minutes to clean it all up, vacuum, and use air-freshener to get rid of any undesirable odors left by the mayonaise! Thirty whole minutes! Can you be—yeah, okay, we're losing our edge.


STRONG BAD: The Cheat, get in here!

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises, with a melodic tone}

STRONG BAD: Take that thing off!

THE CHEAT: {disappointed The Cheat noise}


STRONG BAD: No, it is not "pretend-we're-Grandmas-baking" time! And it'll never be again! {sotto voce} See me after this email. {at full volume} No, it's time to do some real damage, The Cheat! It's time to get our shenan on! Again!

THE CHEAT: {enthusiastic The Cheat noise}

STRONG BAD: Oh yeah, look at this arsenal of edge-haver-y right here, man. We can't go wrong!

THE CHEAT: {questioning The Cheat noise}

STRONG BAD: You know, shenanigans! Like, uh, you start sawin' a whole in the floor, and I'll stomp on this casserole.

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noise}

STRONG BAD: Ah ha ha! Sorry, casserole, your crusty layer of fried onions is no match for my—ah!

[UNFINISHED]

Easter Eggs

Edge-Losers or Edge-Havers?
  • Clicking "Have Edge Times Magazine" at the beginning shows Strong Bad and The Cheat on the cover of Have Edge Times magazine.
  • At the end, click Strong Bad's left eye to see what happens 3 hours later.
  • At the end, click The Cheat's eyes to see Strong Sad on the cover of Have Edge Times magazine.

Fun Facts

Goofs

  • When Strong Bad throws the fake eyes into the air, not all of them come down at the same time. One moves slowly down the screen after the original fountain of eyes.

External Links

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