what i want
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+ | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Ding-ding-dong, ding-ding-dong, ding-ding-dear Strong Bad. | ||
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+ | <blockquote class="lappy email"><div>subject: decemberween</div> | ||
+ | Dear Strong Bad,<br /> | ||
+ | What do you want for Decemberween?<br /> | ||
+ | your holiday spirit<br /> | ||
+ | Talon Jendro<br /> | ||
+ | Des Moines, IA | ||
+ | </blockquote> | ||
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+ | ''{pronounces "Talon Jendro" as "Tuhlonn Jendddro"}'' | ||
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+ | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Where'd you get that name? Geroge Lucas? Ta'lon J'en-dr'o from the computer generated planet of Des' Moi-nes'ia. ''{clears screen}'' | ||
+ | Anyways, everybody knows the kind of stuff I want, Ta'lon. A catapult that launches balls of cobras, chainsaw car, subscription to EGM2, hot setp-sister. That email writes itself. | ||
+ | It's more important to establish what I don't want for X-berween. ''{pronounces "X-berween" as "Decemberween"}'' | ||
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+ | ''{cut to "Z' ShopChan" TV shopping channel}'' | ||
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+ | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Our first item is a perenniel all-star of bad awful decemberween presents: the ornament. | ||
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+ | '''MARZIPAN:''' There's no greater way to say "I have no idea what your interests are" than to give someone a present that ceases to be useful the moment it's opened. | ||
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+ | '''STRONG BAD:''' Yes, there's nothing like opening a gift just in time to put it in a box in the attic for a year. And next decemberween when you get it back out, guess what? It's still just a cool snowman surfing the internet. | ||
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+ | '''MARZIPAN:''' Internet is so hot this year. | ||
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+ | ''{A phone rings}'' | ||
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+ | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, we got a caller. Go ahead, caller. How many FR114P-dc8s should I put you down for? | ||
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+ | '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Strong Bad, did you put wildebeast pheromones in my laundry again? ''{wildebeast noises}'' Aaaah! ''{dial tone}'' | ||
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+ | '''STRONG BAD:''' Another satisfied customer. | ||
==Easter Eggs== | ==Easter Eggs== |
Revision as of 11:24, 11 December 2006
Strong Bad Email #163 |
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Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Marzipan, Strong Sad (voice), Homestar Runner
Places:
Computer: Lappy 486
Date: December 10, 2006
Running Time: 3:29
Page Title: Lappy 486
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Transcript
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STRONG BAD: {singing} Ding-ding-dong, ding-ding-dong, ding-ding-dear Strong Bad.
subject: decemberweenDear Strong Bad,
What do you want for Decemberween?
your holiday spirit
Talon Jendro
Des Moines, IA
{pronounces "Talon Jendro" as "Tuhlonn Jendddro"}
STRONG BAD: {typing} Where'd you get that name? Geroge Lucas? Ta'lon J'en-dr'o from the computer generated planet of Des' Moi-nes'ia. {clears screen} Anyways, everybody knows the kind of stuff I want, Ta'lon. A catapult that launches balls of cobras, chainsaw car, subscription to EGM2, hot setp-sister. That email writes itself. It's more important to establish what I don't want for X-berween. {pronounces "X-berween" as "Decemberween"}
{cut to "Z' ShopChan" TV shopping channel}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Our first item is a perenniel all-star of bad awful decemberween presents: the ornament.
MARZIPAN: There's no greater way to say "I have no idea what your interests are" than to give someone a present that ceases to be useful the moment it's opened.
STRONG BAD: Yes, there's nothing like opening a gift just in time to put it in a box in the attic for a year. And next decemberween when you get it back out, guess what? It's still just a cool snowman surfing the internet.
MARZIPAN: Internet is so hot this year.
{A phone rings}
STRONG BAD: Oh, we got a caller. Go ahead, caller. How many FR114P-dc8s should I put you down for?
STRONG SAD: {voiceover} Strong Bad, did you put wildebeast pheromones in my laundry again? {wildebeast noises} Aaaah! {dial tone}
STRONG BAD: Another satisfied customer.
Easter Eggs
- Click on the words "balls of cobras" as Strong Bad types them to see a board game entitled "COBRA-PULT!!"
- Click on the words "chainsaw car" as Strong Bad types them to see the blueprints to a chainsaw car.
- At the end of the email, click on the words "Don't Get Me This" to see a Homestar toy hat plays the intro tune.
Fun Facts
Explantions
- Strong Bad types "Decemberween" as "X-berween". Xmas is a common abbreviation of the word Christmas, deriving from the Ancient Greek abbreviation for Christ.
Trivia
- This is the first Strong Bad Email to have a capital letter in the title.
External Links
- watch "what i want"
- watch "what i want" on the old Flash site
- view the Flash file for "what i want"
- forum thread re: "what i want"