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==Transcript==
==Transcript==
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I am Strong Bad, and I am not making an "I approve this email" joke.
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<blockquote class="lappy email">
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<div>storms</div>
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Hey Strongbad,<br />
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'Sup, man? So I was just wonderin', does Strong Badia ever have natural disasters, like hurricanes 'n stuff?
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</blockquote>
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''{Strong Bad annunciates "'Sup, man", "wonderin'", and "'n stuff" and reads the lack of a name as "From, Nobody".}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{dodges around}'' Hey! Whoa! Heh! Watch where you're flinging those apostrophes nobody. You could hurt ''somebody''. You could hurt... yourself.
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''{Strong Bad turns away from his Lappy as quiet music begins to play.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{speaking as if in a public service announcement}'' Hi. I'm regular Strong Bad. If you or someone you love is an anonymous apostrophe flinger, please call our hot, free number. ''{waves his hand as 1-800-APOSTROHOLIC appears in yellow lettering}'' Or give them a charlie horse right away.
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''{Strong Bad turns back to his computer.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' As for H.R. Hurricanesnstuf, we've dealt with disasters, but mainly those of a decidedly UNnatural s-s-s-sort.
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''{Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat having a tea party in Strong Badia.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' So then I tampered the DNA evidence.
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
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''{The ground shakes as the table bounces and the dishes clatter.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa. ''{a second shake}'' What the&mdash;
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''{Cut to a long shot as the ground bounces a third time.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh-oh. The King of Town must be getting a mega-physical.
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''{An enormous gray foot crashes down from the sky, destroying a section of the fence and sending everything flying.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' WHA!
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' ''{very startled The Cheat noises}''
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''{Oriental music plays as a pan upwards reveals the giant to be Bubs, dubbed "King Bubsgonzola Supreme".}''
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'''BUBS:''' ''{roars}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{terrified}'' It's a giant Bubs from outer space! Or... mutated by radiation! Or... from the depths of the ocean! Or... flushed down the toilet!
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''{Homestar appears a few feet from Bubs' giant foot.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh my crap! Bubs turned us all into ants! That fortune cookie knew what he was talking about! C'mon, everyone. Let's go steal and light the chocolate cake from that picnic table of there.
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''{Wipe to a silhouette of Bubs as the background flashes orange with every crushing step as he stomps to The King of Towns castle.}''
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''{Cut to The King of Town sitting at a table with a few bites taken out of it as the ceiling of the castle begins to fall.}''
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'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh! Whoa! What am I, getting my mega-physical?
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''{Transition to Marzipan and Strong Sad at a "Free Art Classes for Losers" seminar. Oriental music and Bubs' footsteps can be heard in the background.}''
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'''MARZIPAN:''' See? The apple's not giant. It's just in the foreground.
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''{Bubs' giant foot crashes away the sign as Strong Sad runs away screaming.}''
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'''BUBS:''' ''{roars}''
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'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{unfazed}'' See? Bubs' foot isn't giant. It's just in the foreground.
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''{Cut back to Strong Bad at his computer.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Things were looking grim, so we called an emergency town meeting. We needed an organized form for people to shout out their ideas all at the same time!
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''{Cut to a slow pan of characters at a Town Meeting.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I think we should kill it! I think we should kill it!
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{overlapping}'' Try and understand these creatures! Try and understand these creatures!
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{overlapping}'' ''{angry The Cheat noises}''
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'''COACH Z:''' ''{overlapping}'' ...try to ruin the picket fence, there. A box in one!
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'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{overlapping}'' Just ignore him! His foot is just in the foreground!
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{inexplicably passing by again}'' ''{angry The Cheat noises}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{overlapping}'' We must protect the queen! I have six legs!
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''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' So of course, the nerdy scientist-type had it all figured out.
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''{Cut to Strong Sad standing next to a chalkboard and a Boombox.}''
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'''STRONG SAD:''' I knew we had to try and understand this poor creature. So I recorded his roars and played them back at high-speed. Listen to my extremely scientific findings! ''{presses play}''
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'''BUBS:''' ''{from the tape}'' ''{undecipherable backwards roars}''
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''{Strong Sad presses fast-forward.}''
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'''BUBS:''' ''{undecipherable backwards roars}''
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''{Strong Sad presses fast-forward.}''
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'''BUBS:''' ''{in normal tone}'' Don't eat my chicken wings!
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''{Strong Bad presses stop.}''
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'''STRONG SAD:''' His love of chicken wings must have caused him to mutate and he's been trying to warn us all alon&mdash;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Get to the chase. How do we kill it?
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'''STRONG SAD:''' We don't. I was able to mix-up an anti-chicken-wing... which is really just a bowl of Kashi. It's the culinary opposite of chicken wings.
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''{Drums play during a pan to the chalkboard, then the chalkboard fades into reality as silhouettes of Coach Z with a catapult, The Cheat, Marzipan, Strong Bad, Strong Sad, and giant Bubs stand at the ready. Coach Z lets fly the catapult of Kashi. Bubs can be heard swallowing it.}''
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'''BUBS:''' ''{roars as he suddenly shrinks back to normal size}'' ...don't eat my chicken wings!
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'''STRONG SAD:''' We know! The chicken wings will make us grow a hundred feet tall!
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'''BUBS:''' No they won't!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Then why didn't you want us to eat your chicken wings?
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'''BUBS:''' 'Cause they mine! And they good!
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'''MARZIPAN:''' Then how did you grow a hundred feet tall?
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'''BUBS:''' Oh, yeah. Well, it's kind of embarrassing, but I accidentally flushed myself down the toilet while I was shaving.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' You have to shave?
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'''COACH Z:''' You have a terlet?!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{running up with a leaf above his head}'' C'mon, you guys! Let's all go jump in somebody's pants! Everybody, single file! ''{drops leaf and marches away}'' Hup-two-three-four!
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'''BUBS:''' Well, I'm gonna mosey on.
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''{Oriental music plays as Bubs walks out to sea. A Japanese symbol in gold appears as the screen fades to black. Cut to Strong Bad.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{heartily}'' But Strong Badinians are a strong people. We will recover. We will rebuild. We will reduce, reuse, recycle!
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''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''
==Easter Eggs==
==Easter Eggs==

Revision as of 02:53, 6 February 2007

Strong Bad Email #166
watch strong badathlon some kinda robot
King Bubsgonzola Supreme!

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Cheat, Bubs, Homestar Runner, The King of Town, Marzipan, Strong Sad, Coach Z, Pom Pom

Places: Computer Room, Strong Badia, The King of Town's Castle, The Field, The Classroom

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: February 5, 2007

Running Time:

Page Title: Lappy 486

Contents

Transcript

STRONG BAD: I am Strong Bad, and I am not making an "I approve this email" joke.

{Strong Bad annunciates "'Sup, man", "wonderin'", and "'n stuff" and reads the lack of a name as "From, Nobody".}

STRONG BAD: {dodges around} Hey! Whoa! Heh! Watch where you're flinging those apostrophes nobody. You could hurt somebody. You could hurt... yourself.

{Strong Bad turns away from his Lappy as quiet music begins to play.}

STRONG BAD: {speaking as if in a public service announcement} Hi. I'm regular Strong Bad. If you or someone you love is an anonymous apostrophe flinger, please call our hot, free number. {waves his hand as 1-800-APOSTROHOLIC appears in yellow lettering} Or give them a charlie horse right away.

{Strong Bad turns back to his computer.}

STRONG BAD: As for H.R. Hurricanesnstuf, we've dealt with disasters, but mainly those of a decidedly UNnatural s-s-s-sort.

{Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat having a tea party in Strong Badia.}

STRONG BAD: So then I tampered the DNA evidence.

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

{The ground shakes as the table bounces and the dishes clatter.}

STRONG BAD: Whoa. {a second shake} What the—

{Cut to a long shot as the ground bounces a third time.}

STRONG BAD: Uh-oh. The King of Town must be getting a mega-physical.

{An enormous gray foot crashes down from the sky, destroying a section of the fence and sending everything flying.}

STRONG BAD: WHA!

THE CHEAT: {simultaneously} {very startled The Cheat noises}

{Oriental music plays as a pan upwards reveals the giant to be Bubs, dubbed "King Bubsgonzola Supreme".}

BUBS: {roars}

STRONG BAD: {terrified} It's a giant Bubs from outer space! Or... mutated by radiation! Or... from the depths of the ocean! Or... flushed down the toilet!

{Homestar appears a few feet from Bubs' giant foot.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh my crap! Bubs turned us all into ants! That fortune cookie knew what he was talking about! C'mon, everyone. Let's go steal and light the chocolate cake from that picnic table of there.

{Wipe to a silhouette of Bubs as the background flashes orange with every crushing step as he stomps to The King of Towns castle.}

{Cut to The King of Town sitting at a table with a few bites taken out of it as the ceiling of the castle begins to fall.}

THE KING OF TOWN: Ooh! Whoa! What am I, getting my mega-physical?

{Transition to Marzipan and Strong Sad at a "Free Art Classes for Losers" seminar. Oriental music and Bubs' footsteps can be heard in the background.}

MARZIPAN: See? The apple's not giant. It's just in the foreground.

{Bubs' giant foot crashes away the sign as Strong Sad runs away screaming.}

BUBS: {roars}

MARZIPAN: {unfazed} See? Bubs' foot isn't giant. It's just in the foreground.

{Cut back to Strong Bad at his computer.}

STRONG BAD: Things were looking grim, so we called an emergency town meeting. We needed an organized form for people to shout out their ideas all at the same time!

{Cut to a slow pan of characters at a Town Meeting.}

STRONG BAD: I think we should kill it! I think we should kill it!

STRONG SAD: {overlapping} Try and understand these creatures! Try and understand these creatures!

THE CHEAT: {overlapping} {angry The Cheat noises}

COACH Z: {overlapping} ...try to ruin the picket fence, there. A box in one!

MARZIPAN: {overlapping} Just ignore him! His foot is just in the foreground!

THE CHEAT: {inexplicably passing by again} {angry The Cheat noises}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {overlapping} We must protect the queen! I have six legs!

{Cut back to the Lappy.}

STRONG BAD: So of course, the nerdy scientist-type had it all figured out.

{Cut to Strong Sad standing next to a chalkboard and a Boombox.}

STRONG SAD: I knew we had to try and understand this poor creature. So I recorded his roars and played them back at high-speed. Listen to my extremely scientific findings! {presses play}

BUBS: {from the tape} {undecipherable backwards roars}

{Strong Sad presses fast-forward.}

BUBS: {undecipherable backwards roars}

{Strong Sad presses fast-forward.}

BUBS: {in normal tone} Don't eat my chicken wings!

{Strong Bad presses stop.}

STRONG SAD: His love of chicken wings must have caused him to mutate and he's been trying to warn us all alon—

STRONG BAD: Get to the chase. How do we kill it?

STRONG SAD: We don't. I was able to mix-up an anti-chicken-wing... which is really just a bowl of Kashi. It's the culinary opposite of chicken wings.

{Drums play during a pan to the chalkboard, then the chalkboard fades into reality as silhouettes of Coach Z with a catapult, The Cheat, Marzipan, Strong Bad, Strong Sad, and giant Bubs stand at the ready. Coach Z lets fly the catapult of Kashi. Bubs can be heard swallowing it.}

BUBS: {roars as he suddenly shrinks back to normal size} ...don't eat my chicken wings!

STRONG SAD: We know! The chicken wings will make us grow a hundred feet tall!

BUBS: No they won't!

STRONG BAD: Then why didn't you want us to eat your chicken wings?

BUBS: 'Cause they mine! And they good!

MARZIPAN: Then how did you grow a hundred feet tall?

BUBS: Oh, yeah. Well, it's kind of embarrassing, but I accidentally flushed myself down the toilet while I was shaving.

STRONG BAD: You have to shave?

COACH Z: You have a terlet?!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {running up with a leaf above his head} C'mon, you guys! Let's all go jump in somebody's pants! Everybody, single file! {drops leaf and marches away} Hup-two-three-four!

BUBS: Well, I'm gonna mosey on.

{Oriental music plays as Bubs walks out to sea. A Japanese symbol in gold appears as the screen fades to black. Cut to Strong Bad.}

STRONG BAD: {heartily} But Strong Badinians are a strong people. We will recover. We will rebuild. We will reduce, reuse, recycle!

{The Paper comes down.}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on H.R. Hurricanesnstuff to see a variant of the Homestar Puppet.
  • Click on Homestar's star after he mentions the fortune cookie to see what it said.
  • At the end, click on reduce to see Strong Bad trying to flush himself down the toilet.
{Strong Bad spins around in the toilet, grinning, while The Cheat watches. It stops}
STRONG BAD: Try it again. I think I'm starting to mutate.
THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}
{The Cheat flushes the toilet}
STRONG BAD: Wheeeeee!
  • At the end, click on reuse to see a poster of King Bubsgonzola Supreme.
  • At the end, click on recycle to see Marzipan making Strong Bad recycle.
MARZIPAN: No, I heard you say it!
STRONG BAD: Marzipan, I was just saying other things that start with R E.
MARZIPAN: I don't care. You said it. Now let me see your cans.
STRONG BAD: What?

Fun Facts

Remarks

  • In the scene with everyone talking in the meeting, as the camera pans to the right, two The Cheats are seen.

Inside References

  • Marzipan also said something about the DNA evidence being tampered with in the previous email, strong badathlon.
  • The fortune cookie easter egg refers to the old game of the same name.

Real World Refrences

  • King Bubsgonzolla Supreme is an obvious reference to kaiju monsters such as Godzilla, King Ghidorah, and Mothra.
  • Reduce, Reuse, Recycle is a slogan used by conservationists to promote consumers to save resources.
  • H.R. Hurricanesnstuff is a reference to H.R. PufnStuf, a kid show with a brightly colored dragon as the star which began running in 1969.
  • Kashi is a natural foods producer owned By Kellogg's, Inc.

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