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'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Good eef-ening, Bontilda. ''{takes Strong Bad's ticket and tears it}'' Forty-twone will be on your lest.
'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Good eef-ening, Bontilda. ''{takes Strong Bad's ticket and tears it}'' Forty-twone will be on your lest.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Just you watch, The Cheat. Some day ''I'm'' gonna be the one tearing tickets and telling folks that forty-twone will be on their lest.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Just watch, The Cheat! Some day ''I'm'' gonna be the one tearing tickets and telling folks that forty-twone will be on their lest!
''{Cut inside the cinema. Coach Z is watching the movie screen, fidgeting and thinking hard.}''
''{Cut inside the cinema. Coach Z is watching the movie screen, fidgeting and thinking hard.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' It begins with the genius who can't resist answering the oh-so-challenging film trivia slides they show before the movie.
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' It begins with the genius who can't resist answering the oh-so-challenging film trivia slides they show before the movie.
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'''COACH Z:''' Oh, I know this one! The Brat Pack! Pan-and-scan! Spencer Tracy!
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'''COACH Z:''' Oh, I know this one! The Brad Pack! Fran & Skain! Spacer Tracy!!!
''{Cut to Strong Bad. The Cheat is visible on the right.}''
''{Cut to Strong Bad. The Cheat is visible on the right.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Real impressive, Ebert. We've only seen this slide ten times since we all sat down.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Real impressive, Elbert! We've only seen this slide ten times since we all sat down!
'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' If you answered "B", you're ready for film school.
'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' If you answered "B", you're ready for film school.
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''{Cut back to Coach Z}''
''{Cut back to Coach Z}''
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'''COACH Z:''' Awr, it was ''{hits himself}'' ice cold refreshment.
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'''COACH Z:''' Oh, it was ''{hits himself}'' ice cold refreshment!
''{Cut to the screen, which reads:}''
''{Cut to the screen, which reads:}''
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''{Another slide is shown on the screen, with a picture of a bazooka with six tally marks on it, labeled "Please Be Considerate. Because no one wants to watch a smoldering crater."}''
''{Another slide is shown on the screen, with a picture of a bazooka with six tally marks on it, labeled "Please Be Considerate. Because no one wants to watch a smoldering crater."}''
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'''ANNOUNCER:''' Be considerate of others. Please turn off your bazookas before the progrum.
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'''ANNOUNCER:''' Be considerate of others. Please turn off your bazookas before the program.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Then, once the movie starts, don't forget the guy who insists on rattling off the complete filmographies of each of the actors.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Then, once the movie started, don't forget the guy who insists on rattling off the complete filmographies of each of the actors.
''{Cut back to the audience, and pan from Pom Pom to Strong Sad.}''
''{Cut back to the audience, and pan from Pom Pom to Strong Sad.}''
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'''MOVIE:''' ''{voiceover}'' —but when I returned, the DNA evidence was gone!
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'''MOVIE:''' ''{voiceover}'' but when I returned, the DNA evidence was gone!
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Ooh, ''{points at screen}'' and he had a cameo as Stevedore #2 in the prequel, and he was in that car commercial with the wisecracking transmission, and he has a Bacon number of 4! ''{holds up four fingers}''
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, ''{points at screen}'' and he had a cameo as Stevedore #2 in the prequel, and he was in that car commercial with the wisecracking transmission, and he has a Bacon number of 4! ''{holds up four fingers}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{gets up and turns back to face Strong Sad}'' And this is my FIST! ''{raises said fist}'' You might remember it from ''Bloodied Pulp'', the amazingly true story of your face in five seconds! ''{sits back down}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{gets up and turns back to face Strong Sad}'' And this is my fist. ''{raises said fist}'' You might remember it from ''Bloodied Pulp'', the amazingly true story of your face in 5 seconds. ''{sits back down}''
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{pointing at Strong Bad}'' He was in ''Dangeresque 1'' and ''2''!
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{pointing at Strong Bad}'' He was in Dangeresque One & Two.
''{Cut to The Cheat, who is sitting next to Strong Bad and eating popcorn.}''
''{Cut to The Cheat, who is sitting next to Strong Bad and eating popcorn.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And if you think the guy sitting next to you munching popcorn is bad, ''{Strong Bad's head turns slowly in The Cheat's direction}'' try going to a theater where people regularly sneak in their own all-you-can-eat fajitas!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And if you think the guy sitting next to you munching popcorn is bad, Cheat: RARARARARARARA! try going to a theater where people regularly sneak in their own all-you-can-eat fajitas!
''{Cut to the King of Town, who is holding a frying pan covered in sizzling food, with a stack of similar pans in the seat beside him.}''
''{Cut to the King of Town, who is holding a frying pan covered in sizzling food, with a stack of similar pans in the seat beside him.}''

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