strongbad_email.exe Disc Six

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''{At the top of the stairs, Strong Bad hides at the door from Coach Z}''

Revision as of 20:06, 5 December 2008

Time to go relate to some 161–200 emails!

Disc Six of strongbad_email.exe was released November 24, 2008, separately from the first five discs. This disc contains emails #161-200, plus an unreleased email and Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People cartoons.

Contents

FBI Warning

The FBI Warning for Disc Six.

Cast (in order of appearance): Senor Cardgage

Transcript

{The standard FBI warning text appears on a background with constantly shifting colors.}

TEXT: Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution or exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures, video tapes or video discs. Criminal copyright infringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with maximum penalty of up to five years in prison and/or a $250,000 fine.

{Senor Cardgage pops up as if he was lying in a pile of crumpled paper while a truck honks in the background}

SENOR CARDGAGE: Oh, tapes.

{Senor Cardgage grabs the word "tapes"}

SENOR CARDGAGE: This will really lower your grampson's GPA.

{He walks off}

Introduction

Introduction for Disc Six.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Cheat, Coach Z, Homestar Runner, Senor Cardgage, Strong Sad

{Strong Bad is laying on the couch in the basement, asleep}

STRONG BAD: {mumbling} Laserdisc, laserdisc... {he wakes up} Oh crap I'm late for the DVD!

{Strong Bad runs out of the basement and up the stairs}

THE CHEAT: (questioning Cheat noises)

STRONG BAD: No time to kick you now, The Cheat {Strong Bad punches The Cheat off the stairs}

{At the top of the stairs, Strong Bad hides at the door from Coach Z}

COACH Z: {rapping} Coach Z, 1,2,3, Sneaking my way into this DVD.

{Strong Bad runs past Coach Z, and sees Homestar Runner in the kitchen wearing a chef's hat}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey Strong Bad, I'm cooking—

STRONG BAD: {tackling Homestar and continuing to run} Get out of my house!

{Strong Bad runs up the stairs. Senor Cardgage can be seen briefly at the window.}

STRONG SAD: You better get in there before the main menu starts...

STRONG BAD: Shut up! {Strong Bad slides into the computer room on his knees.} Ta-da!

{The Paper comes down with the menu options. After some time has passed, the camera zooms into the Lappy screen}

STRONG BAD: Alright, fine! If you're not going to watch anything, then I will! {begins typing in karatecar2.exe} The ASCII adventures of Karate Car 2! {title screen comes up}

{Opens to a scene with "Slashy man" standing in front of a car.

SLASHYMAN: I'm the best at karate}

STRONG BAD: You tell him, Slashy Man.

{CAR: Oh, yeah?

The wheels on the car start to rotate.}

STRONG BAD: Wu-oh!

{The car starts to move and run over Slashyman.}

STRONG BAD: Screeee!! Oh!

{The car drives off. Slashyman is laying on the ground.

SLASHYMAN: I can still do karate with 86 broken bones!!}

STRONG BAD: Yeah, Slashyman, don't let that karate car get you down!

{Slashyman moves his arms while Strong Bad speaks.

SLASHYMAN: HI-YA!

SLASHYMAN: Triple chop!}

{Screen goes back to the main menu.}

Contents

Emails

Bonus Stuff

Bonus Menu Transcript

{Camera zips down to reveal Homestar dancing in place in the kitchen.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singsong} Bonus stuff...

{The camera then zips down to the basement and flies in to focus on the Trogdor game and menu.}

{After a 30 second pause, the camera pulls back to reveal Strong Bad has walked up to the machine.}

STRONG BAD: All right, choosey, time's up, I'm playing Trogdor. {He plays.} Oh yeah, don't stop a-squishing. {He dies an in-game death.} Aw, man! {It's over screen shows up} What? What's wrong with this stupid game? {He pounds the machine. The camera then swings back to the menu.}

Easter Eggs

  • Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene: Accessed by pressing right from From Work on the 161-170 Emails menu.
  • Place ya bets!: Accessed by pressing right from Being Mean on the 191-200 Emails menu.
  • Page Load Error: Accessed by pressing right from Email Thunder on the 191-200 Emails menu.

Fun Facts

Trivia

Inside References

External Links

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