strongbad email.exe Disc One

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The title given to this article is incorrect due to technical limitations. The correct title is strongbad_email.exe Disc One.

This is for Disc One of strongbad_email.exe. This disc includes e-mails #1–50. To see artwork for Disc One, see strongbad_email.exe DVD Artwork.


FBI Warning

The FBI warning on Disc One of strongbad_email.exe.

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner


{The standard FBI warning text appears on a background with constantly shifting colors.}

TEXT: Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution or exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures, video tapes or video discs. Criminal copyright infringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with maximum penalty of up to five years in prison and/or a $250,000 fine.

{Homestar walks in and gives the text a glance}


{Homestar walks away}


Introduction to Disc One of strongbad_email.exe.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Cheat, Strong Sad

=== Transcript ===
Don't mind that DVD taste!

{A 3D rendered Strong Bad enters the computer room}

STRONG BAD: And all the ladies say "Strong Bad is on point"

{Strong Bad throws the lightswitch and a lightswitch rave starts up with The System is Down}

STRONG BAD: WAH! {shuts off switch} Wrong switch. {starts walking toward the Tandy 400} Oh, my mouth tastes like...DVDs.

{The Cheat walks up to Strong Bad, singing to himself, and we can see Strong Sad peering in from the other room}

STRONG BAD: Hey, The Cheat.

{Strong Bad kicks The Cheat into Strong Sad}



{Cut to Strong Bad, who starts to sit down}

STRONG BAD: Oh, yes! And the foul! The Paper, show these morons what to do.

{The Paper comes down with the menu selections. About 30 seconds later, Strong Bad turns to the camera}

STRONG BAD: Uh, The Paper, I think you're going to have to spell it out better for these simpletons. Apparently, they're not quite grasping it.

{A Paper comes up from the bottom of the screen reading "Make your selection and mash GO, moron!"}

STRONG BAD: Whoa! Bottom-feeding paper! There's something you don't see every day!



  1. some kinda robot (hidden Matt and Mike commentary, new Easter egg)
  2. homsar
  3. butt IQ
  4. homestar hair (hidden Matt and Mike commentary)
  5. making out
  6. depressio (hidden Matt and Mike commentary, modified Easter egg)
  7. halloweener (hidden Matt and Mike commentary)
  8. brianrietta
  9. i love you
  10. trevor the vampire
  11. i rule (hidden Strong Bad and Mike commentary)
  12. credit card
  13. i she be
  14. duck pond (modified Easter egg)
  15. the basics
  16. band names (hidden Matt and Mike commentary)
  17. studying (modified Easter egg)
  18. stand-up (hidden Matt and Mike commentary)
  19. tape-leg
  20. spring cleaning
  21. cartoon (hidden Strong Bad and Mike commentary)
  22. sb_email 22
  23. little animal (modified Easter egg)
  24. the bird
  25. super powers
  26. CGNU (hidden Homestar Runner and Mike commentary)
  27. 3 Wishes
  28. 1 step ahead
  29. superhero name (hidden Matt and Mike commentary)
  30. 12:00 (hidden Matt and Mike commentary)
  31. sugarbob (hidden Marzipan, Matt, and Mike commentary)
  32. flag day (hidden Matt and Mike commentary, Easter egg)
  33. gimmicks
  34. weird dream
  35. sisters (Easter egg)
  36. guitar (hidden Matt and Mike commentary)
  37. dullard (enhanced Easter egg)
  38. helium
  39. property of ones
  40. vacation (diminished Easter egg)
  41. invisibility (hidden Matt and Mike commentary, modified Easter egg)
  42. action figure (Easter egg)
  43. little questions (Easter egg)
  44. lures & jigs (hidden Matt and Mike commentary, modified Easter egg)
  45. techno (hidden Matt and Mike commentary, modified Easter egg)
  46. your friends (hidden Matt and Mike commentary, Easter egg)
  47. new hands (hidden Matt and Mike commentary, modified Easter egg)
  48. ghosts (hidden Matt and Mike commentary, modified Easter egg)
  49. theme party (modified Easter egg)
  50. 50 emails (Easter egg)

Bonus Stuff

  • Email Intros: A video featuring every sbemail intro for emails 1–100.
  • Scroll Button Songs: A video featuring every scroll button rap up until the "S to the C" rap.

Bonus Menu Transcript

{Again in 3D, the camera flies through the Rec Room past Strong Mad on the couch and The Cheat in the crisper drawer, both watching TV, on its way to the Trogdor arcade machine.}

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

STRONG MAD: Did you just say bonus stuff?

{After a 30 second pause, the camera pulls back to reveal Strong Bad has walked up to the machine.}

STRONG BAD: All right, choosey, time's up, I'm playing Trogdor. {He plays.} Oh yeah, don't stop a-squishing. {He dies.} What? What's wrong with this stupid game? {He pounds the machine.}

Easter Eggs

  • To find an unfinished cartoon entitled "Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True" from the Trogdor bonus screen, put your selection on the first bonus email. Next, press the right button 3 times and a Strong Bad head icon will appear.

Fun Facts for Disc One

  • The FBI Warning scene is a reference to the Easter egg in Legal.
  • " mouth tastes like...DVDs" is a reference to morning routine, where Strong Bad says "my mouth tastes like...e-mail...".
  • Strong Sad's shouting of "Douglas!" is a reference to "cheat talk".
  • The limb outside the window is also a reference to "cheat talk"; it's the limb that rubbed in the wind and said "Douglas."
  • The lightswitch rave lightswitch is from "techno".
  • Strong Mad's "Did you just say bonus stuff?" is a reference to "caffeine".
  • The Cheat laying in the crisper drawer is from "privileges".
  • "Strong Bad is on point" is one of Marzipan's lines from the Extra Real Dating Sim XR.


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