space program
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Strong Bad Email #138
We learn of Strong Badia's space program.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Cheat, Strong Mad, Homestar Runner, The King of Town, Coach Z (Easter Egg)
Places: Computer Room, Strongbadia
Computer: Lappy 486
Date: November 14, 2005
Running Time: 3:44
Transcript
STRONG BAD: {singing} Email is the sound that would make when a young girl cries... Da- da- da- da- da-
subject: space programDear Strongbad,
Does Strongbadia have a space program?
Doo doo crap,
Ryan
Raleigh, NC
{Strong Bad says "Da-da-da-da-da" before "Dear Strongbad", "Good jokes" instead of "Doo doo crap," pronounces "Raliegh," as "Rallee" and says "NC" as "Not cool."}
STRONG BAD: {typing} Who doesn't have a space program these days? I mean, don't, like, the Italians have a space program? Ours is called SBASA {pronounced "space-saff"}. The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil. {clears screen} The only problem is, ...
{fade to white, Strong Bad continues talking over}
STRONG BAD: ... we blew our whole budget on this kick-awesome logo ....
{as he says this, the SBASAF logo appears - a rocket's path tracing the second S, and ending up in position as the first A}
STRONG BAD: ... and on our orientation filmstrip.
{Cut to a slide of the SBASAF logo, with "2005 Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil" in blurred text at the bottom}
VOICEOVER: SBASAF is a definately-for-profit orginisation, dedicated to the manned taping of aluminum foil to cardboard. {beep sound, similar to that heard in old moon-landing recordings}
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Easter Eggs
- At the end, click "S. CAPTAINFACE" to hear a log entry.
- {Strong Bad is at the Lappy}
- STRONG BAD: {typing} Captainface Log: The vinegar-baking soda drive on the Proud Anselmo has run out of fuel, stranding us in the Impellitteri Sector. There is shrapnel everywhere. It makes one wonder, does man truly {beep}
- {The slide of Item 3b: "Grilled Cheese" comes into frame from the bottom, and stays a few seconds}
- At the end, click the tire to see Cadet Z at recruitment.
- {slide of the 60's girls in silhouette, with a large question mark}
- VOICEOVER: Will you be among the hot 60's-looking girls to wish strappin' Space Captainface a safe voyage? And if not...
- {slide changes to a sad dog, with the caption "How Come?"}
- VOICEOVER: ...how come?
- {Coach Z's arm enters frame from the bottom}
- COACH Z: I was told I was gonna get to pee in a cup!
- {Pull back to see Coach Z watching Strong Bad next to a projection screen}
- STRONG BAD: In due time, Cadet Z. In due time.
- COACH Z: Oh, due time! Even better.
- {Strong Bad looks slightly shocked}
- At the end, click the CD to see the back cover
SOUND F/X are not a joke! featuring such favorite hits as: - baby in a wagon - drippy towel - single bird tweet - the hush of winter - baseball in repose - body falling downstairs - sonar ping - creaking rustiness - sonar pong - rub sequence 00003 or 2