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Pretender of the galaxy

Strong Bad Email #138

We learn of Strong Badia's space program.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Cheat, Strong Mad, Homestar Runner, The King of Town, Coach Z (Easter Egg)

Places: Computer Room, Strongbadia

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: November 14, 2005

Running Time: 3:44

Transcript

STRONG BAD: {singing} Email is the sound that would make when a young girl cries... Da- da- da- da- da-

{Strong Bad says "Da-da-da-da-da" before "Dear Strongbad", "Good jokes" instead of "Doo doo crap," pronounces "Raliegh," as "Rallee" and says "NC" as "Not cool."}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Who doesn't have a space program these days? I mean, don't, like, the Italians have a space program? Ours is called SBASA {pronounced "space-saff"}. The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil. {clears screen} The only problem is, ...

{fade to white, Strong Bad continues talking over}

STRONG BAD: ... we blew our whole budget on this kick-awesome logo ....

{as he says this, the SBASAF logo appears - a rocket's path tracing the second S, and ending up in position as the first A}

STRONG BAD: ... and on our orientation filmstrip.

{Cut to a slide of the SBASAF logo, with "2005 Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil" in blurred text at the bottom}


VOICEOVER: SBASAF is a definately-for-profit orginisation, dedicated to the manned taping of aluminum foil to cardboard. {beep sound, similar to that heard in old moon-landing recordings}

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Easter Eggs

  • At the end, click "S. CAPTAINFACE" to hear a log entry.
{Strong Bad is at the Lappy}
STRONG BAD: {typing} Captainface Log: The vinegar-baking soda drive on the Proud Anselmo has run out of fuel, stranding us in the Impellitteri Sector. There is shrapnel everywhere. It makes one wonder, does man truly {beep}
{The slide of Item 3b: "Grilled Cheese" comes into frame from the bottom, and stays a few seconds}
  • At the end, click the tire to see Cadet Z at recruitment.
{slide of the 60's girls in silhouette, with a large question mark}
VOICEOVER: Will you be among the hot 60's-looking girls to wish strappin' Space Captainface a safe voyage? And if not...
{slide changes to a sad dog, with the caption "How Come?"}
VOICEOVER: ...how come?
{Coach Z's arm enters frame from the bottom}
COACH Z: I was told I was gonna get to pee in a cup!
{Pull back to see Coach Z watching Strong Bad next to a projection screen}
STRONG BAD: In due time, Cadet Z. In due time.
COACH Z: Oh, due time! Even better.
{Strong Bad looks slightly shocked}
  • At the end, click the CD to see the back cover
SOUND F/X are not a joke!
featuring such favorite hits as:
- baby in a wagon
- drippy towel
- single bird tweet
- the hush of winter
- baseball in repose
- body falling downstairs
- sonar ping
- creaking rustiness
- sonar pong
- rub sequence              00003 or 2

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