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StrongBadEmail #76 Strong Bad tries his hardest not to write or sing a song about sibbie.

We also get to see some of Strong Bad's wrestling moves for the first time.

Features: Strong Bad, The Cheat, Strong Sad, Homestar Runner


Strong Bad: Email! Email! Email! Email!

{reading email} Dear Strong Bad,

You rock! Your are the most awesomest thing ever, but how come you made a song about fhqwhgads?

{stops reading} Woah. Spelled fhqwhgads right. You wouldn't believe how many I get where they're like, "Hey Strong Bad, I love your fugugrass." Or "Dear Strong Bad, where's that fuguman?" Anyways... {continues reading}

Will you make a song about me?


Ugh... {typing} You people and your demands. Look, I'm not here to fulfill your every freakin' whim, alright? Make a song about me. Send Trogdor over to my house. Put on a purple thing and dance around! Well, I've had it! I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever make a song about the sibbie. {A beat starts playing in the background, and Strong Bad types and reads along with it} And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about HEY! WHAT!?? Where's that beat coming from?

{Zoom out a bit. Strong Bad turns to the side and sees The Cheat bobbing around as he plays a keyboard}

Ohh, look who thinks he's Clever Dan. What are you trying to do, man? Get out of here! {The Cheat picks up the keyboard and walks behind Strong Bad's computer} Well, that brought this email to a screeching halt. My focus is all... crokused. Guess it's time for a break!

{Strong Bad exits stage left. The Cheat peeks up from behind the computer.}

{Cut to Strong Bad's Basement. Strong Bad enters stage right}

And... whoop! {He leaps over the back of the couch, sitting down to watch TV} Oh, this is the one where the guy's mom shows the guy's girlfriend the pictures of the guy when he was a baby.

TV VOICE: MOM!!! {laughter}

STRONG BAD: Oh, the embarassment!

{Strong Sad enters stage left, listening to an iPod}

STRONG SAD: ... never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about Sibbie.

STRONG BAD: Hey, shut up! Where'd you hear that?

STRONG SAD: Geez, I don't know. Some song I just downloaded off the Internet.

STRONG BAD: What? That's, ugh... I gotta get out of here. {He exits stage left}

STRONG SAD: {walks towards stage right} And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever...

{Cut to The Field. Homestar Runner is standing next to a radio, occasionally bobbing left and right to the music.}

STRONG BAD: {singing on the radio} And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about Sibbie.

{Strong Bad enters stage right}

THE ANNOUNCER: {on the radio} And coming in at number 4, that was Strong Bad with "Song About Sibbie."

STRONG BAD: I didn't write a song about Sibbie! The Cheat just started playing some beat, I mean, I wasn't even... I didn't mean to... it was never my intention to... I FREAKIN' HATE SIBBIE!

THE ANNOUNCER: And debuting at number 3, it's Strong Bad with "I Freakin' Hate Sibbie!"

STRONG BAD: {singing on the radio} I freakin' hate Sibbie...



{As he shouts, he picks up the radio and piledrives it, then kicks it over, then slams it backwards over his head, damaging it so that it stops playing. He then stands up, breathing hard}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Thanks, man! I'd just about had it with that talking toaster.

{The Paper comes down.}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on the words "purple thing" to see Strong Bad doing his "Fruit-of-the-Loom" impression.
  • At the very end you can click on the radio to see Strong Bad teaching a class how to say, "fhqwhgads"

Fun Facts

  • While watching Strong Bad teach the class, Strong Mad comes up and says, "Douglas!", which is a reference to cheat talk
  • On Strong Sad's iPod it says "playlists", "songs" and "settings"

External Links

watch "sibbie"

view the flash file

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