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'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Nope. Those, my friend, are heart attacks!
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Nope. Those, my friend, are heart attacks!
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''{Another buzzer, another page that reads "Chapter 3 - Disgusting Eating/Old Person Records, Least Healthiest (Man?): The King of Town." The picture shows The King along with seven salt shakers (one of them laying on its side) and a salt can that is partially cut off the picture. The King "hiccups" again.}''
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''{Another buzzer, another page that reads "Chapter 3 - Disgusting Eating/Old Person Records, Least Healthiest (Man?): The King of Town." The King "hiccups" again.}''
''{Cut to Homestar Runner in The Field on his soapbox, which now reads "THIRTEEN, Y'ALL."}''
''{Cut to Homestar Runner in The Field on his soapbox, which now reads "THIRTEEN, Y'ALL."}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Marzipan set the World Record for the pole vault. And Bubs won Cutest Couple.  
'''STRONG BAD:''' Marzipan set the World Record for the pole vault. And Bubs won Cutest Couple.  
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''{Yet another page, this one reading "Chapter 9 - Superlatives, Cutest Couple: Bubs" with a picture of Bubs (and no one else) in the Concession Stand, trying to look cute.}''  
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''{Yet another page, this one reading "Chapter 9 - Superlatives, Cutest Couple: Bubs" with a picture of Bubs (and no one else) trying to look cute.}''  
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, wait, I forgot about me. I ''gots'' to get in this record book somehow. I'll get the record for...
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, wait, I forgot about me. I ''gots'' to get in this record book somehow. I'll get the record for...
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==Fun Facts==
==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
===Explanations===
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*"Blue book value" refers to the Kelley Blue Book, which determines the worth of a new or used car.
*The King of Town had a series of [[Wikipedia:heart attack|heart attacks]] after eating the pile of [[Wikipedia:Edible salt#Health effects|salt]] because it contains [[Wikipedia:sodium|sodium]], a chemical element linked to [[Wikipedia:Hypertension|high blood pressure]]. Persistent high blood pressure is a risk factor for heart attacks.
*The King of Town had a series of [[Wikipedia:heart attack|heart attacks]] after eating the pile of [[Wikipedia:Edible salt#Health effects|salt]] because it contains [[Wikipedia:sodium|sodium]], a chemical element linked to [[Wikipedia:Hypertension|high blood pressure]]. Persistent high blood pressure is a risk factor for heart attacks.

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