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==Fun Facts== | ==Fun Facts== | ||
+ | ===Trivia=== | ||
+ | * The left side of the newspaper reads: | ||
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+ | <blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:2px solid black;background:#ffffff;color:#000;width:180px"> | ||
+ | <big><big>Mulligatawny</big></big><br /> | ||
+ | stew rose high in<br /> | ||
+ | the markets today<br /> | ||
+ | fter rumors spread<br /> | ||
+ | a really sweet deal<br /> | ||
+ | over at my place<br /> | ||
+ | usually get started<br /> | ||
+ | d nine and go until<br /> | ||
+ | who knows when!<br /> | ||
+ | Pork bellies will be<br /> | ||
+ | erved around 8-ish.<br /> | ||
+ | tures to follow at 9<br /> | ||
+ | ase bring your own<br /> | ||
+ | pkins if you're into<br /> | ||
+ | that crap. Not me.<br /> | ||
+ | ipe hands on pants,<br /> | ||
+ | yo. Anyways, I'm<br /> | ||
+ | ally rich and money<br /> | ||
+ | s still very valuable. | ||
+ | </blockquote> | ||
+ | |||
===Remarks=== | ===Remarks=== | ||
*The lighter in the keyswordtar Easter egg is a [[Wikipedia:Saab|Saab]] lighter, as opposed to the usual [[BMW Lighter|BMW one]]. | *The lighter in the keyswordtar Easter egg is a [[Wikipedia:Saab|Saab]] lighter, as opposed to the usual [[BMW Lighter|BMW one]]. |
Revision as of 04:36, 5 December 2005
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Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Cheat/Firebert, Homestar Runner, Strong Mad
Places: Computer Room, Strong Mad's Room, Strong Bad's Basement
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Transcript
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STRONG BAD: Hey everybody, it's a musical Strong Bad Email this week! {presses enter} {singing} Doo doo doo Dear Strong Bad, oh I was wondering—{stops singing} I can't keep this up.
subject: portraitDear Strong Bad-
I was wondering if you ever wanted to have somebody
paint a portrait of your greatness.
guess what, it's-
Dylan Brangers (aka Coolio da Fabio)
Texas
STRONG BAD: {typing} Guess what? Nobody calls you Coolio da Fabio (aka quit making up nicknames for yourself.) I'm just gonna call you Dealin' Burgers, which I assume doubles as an accurate job description.
{clears screen}
STRONG BAD: Moving onwardly, I suppose my greatness is worthy of portraiture. Perhaps one done by a Deutsch Master.
{Cut to a portrait.}
STRONG BAD: The kind that are always getting stolen or vandalized by art bandits.
{The Cheat appears from the top and paints on the portrait with spraypaint.}
STRONG BAD: {not typing} Thanks little buddy; now it's worth something.
THE CHEAT: {makes noises like Strong Bad is welcome}
{Cut back to the Lappy.}
STRONG BAD: {resumes typing} Or what about one of those black and white ink portraits you see in all the rich-guy newspapers.
{Cut to a rich-guy newspaper}
STRONG BAD: Well apparently they're not rich enough to afford any color. Or even solid lines... Just a bunch of dots and dashes. I look like Morse Code. {imitates speaking as though in Morse Code} Dah dah dah dee dee dee... I-I a-am h-holding a-a r-re-eal-ly o-old c-cell ph-phone.
{Cut back to the Lappy. The screen has cleared}
STRONG BAD: {typing} Oops. No. Hey, I got it! A painting of such greatness demands only the finest materials. And what could be finer than black velvet in a cheap imitation wood frame? It would be showcased—
{Cut to the velvet painting}
STRONG BAD: —in only the fanciest double-wide trailers. Oh, and look! I finally caught that skunk. I been chasing after that little scamp for—
{The shot suddenly shifts to the right to reveal a poster of a unicorn.}
STRONG BAD: —Whoa! Is that a blacklight poster of a unicorn riding a snowmobile?! Now that is some esteemed company.
{A Cold One flies at the lamp and shatters it.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Thanks for breaking my moose lamp.
{Cut back to the Lappy.}
STRONG BAD: {typing} Unfortunately, I don't know anyone with a useless Master of Fine Arts degree, so I might have to settle for something a bit more, how you say, made by Strong Mad or The Cheat.
{Cut to The Cheat, who is noisily gnawing Strong Bad's face into a log.}
STRONG BAD: Very... uh, slobbery, The Cheat. This isn't quite what I had in mind when you said "sculpture."
{Music starts playing.}
STRONG BAD: You're really just... goin' to town there, aren't ya?
{Strong Bad stares at The Cheat working for a moment.}
STRONG BAD: I'm gonna just {motinging with his glove} leave you two alone.
{Strong Bad backs away.}
Easter Eggs
- Click the white card by the portrait by the Deutsch Master to see an "Adventures of Strong Badman" comic book.
- Click the keyswordtar at the end to see a printable version of the tank stencil the Cheat used to vandalize the painting.
- Click Lord Quackingstick at the end to see Strong Bad show off his keyswordtar to Homestar.
- {Cut to The Field with Homestar and Strong Bad holding the keyswordtar, his head still in the hole, although it has been broken off from the rest of the portrait.}
- STRONG BAD: So that's when I realized I don't even need lamaze classes.
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Strong Bad, there's something different about you. Did you get a haircut?
- STRONG BAD: No, but I did get this new keyswordtar. Maow, maow, maoooooooow. {falsetto} Keyboard, keyboooooard. {normal} Maow, maow, maooooooooow. {falsetto} Fight some brigands!! {Homestar holds up a SAAB lighter, Strong Bad's voice returns to normal.} Maow Maow, Maoooow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-owwowwoww-whammy-barrrrruh.
Fun Facts
Trivia
- The left side of the newspaper reads:
Mulligatawny
stew rose high in
the markets today
fter rumors spread
a really sweet deal
over at my place
usually get started
d nine and go until
who knows when!
Pork bellies will be
erved around 8-ish.
tures to follow at 9
ase bring your own
pkins if you're into
that crap. Not me.
ipe hands on pants,
yo. Anyways, I'm
ally rich and money
s still very valuable.
Remarks
- The lighter in the keyswordtar Easter egg is a Saab lighter, as opposed to the usual BMW one.
- The fours in The Cheat's 4rt b4ndit shirt are another example of Leetspeak in the toons.
Inside References
- Homestar also thanked someone for breaking his lamp in caper, although it was then a cow lamp.
- A Strong Badman comic appeared in connection with a "Deutschman" in haircut.
- The velvet painting of Strong Bad holding the skunk was done by Lem Sportsinterviews.
- The gnawing pose for The Cheat was last used in personal favorites. In the DVD commentary, The Brothers Chaps mention wanting to use that pose again.
Real-World References
- Mulligatawny is a kind of soup.
- The head of the tank easter egg resembles that of a Transformer, quite likely Optimus Prime.
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