morning routine

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Strong Bad Email #54

Strong Bad details his morning routine, but keeps getting interrupted by Strong Sad.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Strong Sad, The Cheat, Strong Mad

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Transcript

STRONG BAD: Augh. {smacks mouth} My mouth tastes like...emails.

{reading}

Hey Strong Bad-

Whats up? What is your morning routine?

Mike S.
Gibsonia, Pa

{Strong Bad says "Pa" as "P-A"}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Mike, as you know, the morning routine is the most important routine of the day.

{cut to Strong Bad sleeping on the couch, mumbling}

STRONG BAD: Sunh...

{Strong Sad walks up}

STRONG SAD: Hey Strong Bad.

STRONG BAD: cruls...

STRONG SAD: Wake up!

STRONG BAD: brahn...

STRONG SAD: I wanna watch that show on public broadcasting hosted by that British guy.

STRONG BAD: ramble-dukes...

STRONG SAD: You told me not to let you sleep past noon!

STRONG BAD: super bomberman...

STRONG SAD: Wake up!

{Strong Bad gets up from the couch, and we see that one of his hands is inside a bag of Potate brand potato chips. He starts walking off, slouching. He walks up to the computer and sits down.}

STRONG BAD: Augh. {smacks mouth} My mouth tastes like...emails.

{reading}

Hey Strong Bad-

Whats up? What is your morning routine?

Mike S.
Gibsonia, Pa

{Strong Bad says "Pa" as "P-A"}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Mike, as you know, the morning routine is the most important routine of the day. The "R" in routine stands for r--

STRONG SAD: {offscreen} Hey Strong Bad! {Strong Bad turns to see Strong Sad standing there} I found this egg in the couch. Is this yours?

STRONG BAD: Yes, it's very fragile. Put it down.

{Strong Sad puts down the egg and walks off. Strong Bad resumes typing.}

STRONG BAD: {typing} So anyways, Mike, as I was saying, The "R" in routine stands for r

STRONG SAD: Strong Bad, I found what I believe to be a goose egg in the couch.

STRONG BAD: Thank you, Interruptor Jones. That is also my egg. Now put it down.

{Strong Sad puts it down, and Strong Bad resumes typing again}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Sorry about that, Mike. So, the "R"

STRONG SAD: Here's a duck egg, a nuthatch egg, ostrich egg, maybe a dinosaur egg, one of those brown eggs...

STRONG BAD: What are you trying to say, Strong Sad? So I got a lotta eggs. And I keep 'em in the couch.

STRONG SAD: There needs to be a better word for weird.

{The Cheat runs onscreen with underwear on his head and Strong Mad in pursuit}

STRONG MAD: MY PANTIIES! MY PANTIIES!

{they run off}

STRONG SAD: Okay. I'm moving out.

{Strong Sad walks off, Strong Bad resumes typing}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Fine with me, Strong Sad. I mean Mike. I mean whatever.

{The Paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

Fun Facts

  • The voice on the TV when Strong Bad is sleeping is Homestar's voice.
  • The tune playing on the <a href="tv%20set" onmouseover="window.status='TV set'; return true;" onmouseout="window.status=; return true;">TV set</a> while Strong Bad is waking up is the theme song from "Voyage of the Mimi," an educational TV show from the 1980s featuring Ben Affleck.
  • Potate is introduced.
  • Strong Bad manages to type wearing not only <a href="boxing%20gloves" onmouseover="window.status='boxing gloves'; return true;" onmouseout="window.status=; return true;">boxing gloves</a>, but also the potato chip bag.
  • "Super Bomberman" is a game for the SNES from the early 90's.
  • When Strong Bad types "So anyways, Mike, as I was saying, The 'R' in routine stands for r" and the camera angle changes to show Strong Sad and the eggs, "routine" is now misspelled "rountine."
  • Strong Bad's Eggs Brand Type Cereal has 0 mg of anything and has ingredients listed as: eggs, eggs, eggs, and two more eggs (although there are seven eggs found by Strong Sad in total)
  • To date this is the only email that contains an Easter egg you get by clicking the "Compy 386" logo, one of only two <a href="easter%20eggs" onmouseover="window.status='Easter eggs'; return true;" onmouseout="window.status=; return true;">Easter eggs</a> that include actual eggs. The other one is in flashback.
  • The disk in the front of the [[<a href="floppy%20disk" onmouseover="window.status='Floppy Disk'; return true;" onmouseout="window.status=; return true;">Floppy Disk</a> Container]] in this email is "Lode Runner," an old arcade game.
  • We never did find out what the "R" stands for...
  • "Interruptor Jones" is probably a reference to Indiana Jones.
    • There's also a band called Interruptor Jones. (Anyone know which of these came first?)
  • Apparently Strong Bad’s computer room was supposed to be in the basement next to the couch, this concept seems to have been abandoned (see Arcade Game).

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