morning routine

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Strong Bad Email #54

Strong Bad details his morning routine, but keeps getting interrupted by Strong Sad.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Strong Sad, The Cheat, Strong Mad

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Transcript

STRONG BAD: Augh. {smacks mouth} My mouth tastes like...emails.

{reading}

Hey Strong Bad-

Whats up? What is your morning routine?

Mike S.
Gibsonia, Pa

STRONG BAD: {typing} Mike, as you know, the morning routine is the most important routine of the day.

{cut to Strong Bad sleeping on the couch, mumbling}

STRONG BAD: Sunh...

{Strong Sad walks up}

STRONG SAD: Hey Strong Bad.

STRONG BAD: cruls...

STRONG SAD: Wake up!

STRONG BAD: brahn...

STRONG SAD: I wanna watch that show on public broadcasting hosted by that British guy.

STRONG BAD: ramble-dukes...

STRONG SAD: You told me not to let you sleep past noon!

STRONG BAD: super bomberman...

STRONG SAD: Wake up!

{Strong Bad gets up from the couch, and we see that one of his hands is inside a bag of Potate brand potato chips. He starts walking off, slouching. He walks up to the computer and sits down.}

STRONG BAD: Augh. {smacks mouth} My mouth tastes like...emails.

{reading}

Hey Strong Bad-

Whats up? What is your morning routine?

Mike S.
Gibsonia, Pa

STRONG BAD: {typing} Mike, as you know, the morning routine is the most important routine of the day. The "R" in routine stands for r--

STRONG SAD: {offscreen} Hey Strong Bad! {Strong Bad turns to see Strong Sad standing there} I found this egg in the couch. Is this yours?

STRONG BAD: Yes, it's very fragile. Put it down.

{Strong Sad puts down the egg and walks off. Strong Bad resumes typing.}

STRONG BAD: {typing} So anyways, Mike, as I was saying, The "R" in routine stands for r

STRONG SAD: Strong Bad, I found what I believe to be a goose egg in the couch.

STRONG BAD: Thank you, Interruptor Jones. That is also my egg. Now put it down.

{Strong Sad puts it down, and Strong Bad resumes typing again}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Sorry about that, Mike. So, the "R"

STRONG SAD: Here's a duck egg, a nuthatch egg, ostrich egg, maybe a dinosaur egg, one of those brown eggs...

STRONG BAD: What are you trying to say, Strong Sad? So I got a lotta eggs. And I keep 'em in the couch.

STRONG SAD: There needs to be a better word for weird.

{The Cheat runs onscreen with underwear on his head and Strong Mad in pursuit}

STRONG MAD: MY PANTIIES! MY PANTIIES!

{they run off}

STRONG SAD: Okay. I'm moving out.

{Strong Sad walks off, Strong Bad resumes typing}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Fine with me, Strong Sad. I mean Mike. I mean whatever.

{The Paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

Fun Facts

  • The tune playing on the TV set while Strong Bad is waking up is the theme song from "Voyage of the Mimi", an educational TV show from the 1980s featuring Ben Affleck.
  • Potate is introduced.
  • Strong Bad types not only wearing boxing gloves, but the potato chip bag.
  • Before waking up Strong Bad mutters "Super Bomberman", a game for the Super Nintendo.
  • Strong Bad's Egg Brand Type Cereal has 0 mg of anything and has ingredients listed as: eggs, eggs, eggs, and two more eggs (although there are seven eggs found by Strong Sad in total)
  • To date this is the only email that contains an easter egg you get by clicking on the sign "Compy 386", and contains the one of the two easter eggs that include actual eggs. The other one is in flashback.
  • The disk in the front of the Floppy Disk Container in this email is "Lode Runner", an old arcade game.
  • We never did find out what the R stands for...
  • "Interruptor Jones" is probably a reference to Indiana Jones.

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