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A trip to the Sweet Puttin' Cakes mini-golf course followed by madness.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Cheat, Eh! Steve!, Drive-Thru Whale, Sherlock, Homestar Runner, The Worm, Ready for Primetime, The Wheelchair, Keyboard Strong Bad, Coach Z, Homsar (easter egg).
Places: Computer Room, Sweet Puttin' Cakes, Strong Bad's Basement.
Date: Monday, August 13th, 2007
Running Time: 4:27
Page Title: Lappy 486
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Transcript
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STRONG BAD: E-mail! I'm so in love with you! It's kind of inappropriate!
subject: miniature golf courseHelllooooooo Strongbad,
I was wondering if Strongbadia had a miniature golf
course because I think it would be cool if Strongbadia
had a miniature golf course.
Hoping to play the Strongbadia miniature golf course soon,
Somebody noone cares about in IA
{Strong Bad pronounces "Helllooooooo" as "Hell-la-la-la-la-looooo" and adds "Also known as, Everyone in Iowa" at the end of the e-mail}
STRONG BAD: {typing} What, are you getting paid every time you say the words 'miniature golf course?' Because I'd, miniature golf course, like to get in on that ac-miniature golf course-tion.
{clears screen}
STRONG BAD: {typing} Of, miniature golf course, course, I don't sell out for cheap. I usually get Kozmik Bowling {register chime} 50 bucks everytime I That paintball place down the street {register chime} mention some kind of Waterslide Dan's MoistWorld fun-time emporium.
{the New Paper comes down}
STRONG BAD: No, no, no! Not now! Did that sound like I was done? Get back up there!
{the New Paper goes back up. Strong Bad clears the screen}
STRONG BAD: {typing} Anyways, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, mini-golf. Strong Badia doesn't have a place of it's own, so when we need to get our tiny golf on, we usually head over to...
{cut to a sign that reads "Sweet Puttin' Cakes, Puttiature Golf-Golf"}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Sweet Puttin' Cakes.
{zoom out to reveal a Sweet Cuppin' Cakes based area. Multiple miniature golf holes are scattered around the sign. Eh! Steve! stands on top of a large golf ball holding a putter}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} And yes, it's every bit as messed up as the cartoon on which it's based. In fact, we don't even know how to get there.
{zoom in to three golf balls bouncing on a piece of turf. Slow pan across the hole to a metal version of Sherlock lying on the hole with his mouth open}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} It's just like, one minute you're thinking about miniature golf...
{cut to Strong Bad's basement. The Cheat and Strong Bad are lying on the couch. The remote lies near The Cheat's feet}
STRONG BAD: You know what I love? The smell of that rubber handle on the putter, that you know like a thousand other...
{the audio track slows down. Zoom in to Strong Bad's Mouth}
STRONG BAD: ...people have touched.
{the screen fades to black}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} ...and the next minute, you're there.
{cut back to Sweet Puttin' Cakes. The Cheat and Strong Bad appear in the middle of the screen}
STRONG BAD: Woah!
THE CHEAT: {simultaneously} (impressed The Cheat noises)
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Your descent into madness begins on the first hole. The Wormhole.
{cut to Homestar standing in a circular piece of turf holding a putter. A ball is at his feet. Off to the right is the metal version of Sherlock. Homestar putts the ball. The ball rolls towards the hole when suddenly the hole moves to the right. Zoom in on the hole. The Worm pops up}
THE WORM: Get your own.
{The Worm bites into the golf ball. Another Worm pops out of the golf ball and bites The Worm. A steam of worms, one biting the other, start to come out of the golf ball and into The Worm's hole. Zoom out to previous scene}
HOMESTAR: Umm, I'm gonna say that's a birdie. {Homestar bends over and squints at the worms} Yep. Defiantly a birdie. {Homestar bends over and squints again}
