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Strong Bad Email #59

Strong Bad tries to prove that Marzipan loves him.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Marzipan


STRONG BAD: There once was a man named email, and it is best for a while.

{Reading email} Strong Bad,

So, if you're so good with the ladies, how come I never see you with any? The only female I've even seen to seen to {messes up} Ahem. The only female I've seen even near you is Marzipan, and she doesn't seem to like you very much.

Ok, bye.
Emily C., Ohio {Strong Bad pronounces in "Weho"}

STRONG BAD: {typing} What are you talkin' about, Emily? Marzipan can't keep her hands offa me! In fact, I had to change my screen name cause she was buggin' me so much.

I'd be like, tryin' to write an email like...
Dear The Cheat
And then {Message Comes Up: "hooray4dolphins: 'sup strong bad? i heart you so much."} it'd come up, and I'd be like close the window. {Closes Message}
Anyways, The Cheat, I was going {Message Comes Up: "hooray4dolphins: i like all your muscles."}
To ask you {Message Comes Up: "hooray4dolphins: do you go hooray 4 dolphins? i do."}
If I could borrow {Message Comes Up: "hooray4dolphins: (Typed in Webdings font) i seriously hope you didn't somehow decode this. it would make me real sad "}
That big knife! {Message Comes Up: "hooray4dolphins: are you trying to fade me?"}

And if that's not "enuff pruf", just watch this...

{Scene cuts to Marzipan out in the field next to a sign laying against a Cinder Block saying Free Concert For Birds}

MARZIPAN: {singing} Oh yeah, oh yeah, and I really don't like him at all!

STRONG BAD: So, uh... {Combs back "hair" and puts his comb into the back of his pants} Is that another song about Homestar?

MARZIPAN: No, it's about you.

STRONG BAD: About being in love with me?

MARZIPAN: That's disgusting. And I don't like your outfit.

STRONG BAD: Well, I'm not telling you my new screen name.

MARZIPAN: Well, I don't even know what a screen name is, so there you go. And if you'd please leave now, because I'm tinkering with my guitar.

STRONG BAD: Oh yeah, well? Say you like me!

MARZIPAN: No, leave me alone.

STRONG BAD: Say you like me?


STRONG BAD: Then do you like {Whispers own name quickly}?

MARZIPAN: No! You're just saying your name fast. Go away.

STRONG BAD: What about that guy who's brothers with Strong Mad and {Whispers quickly again}?

MARZIPAN: That's still you! No!

STRONG BAD: Then how about this one? Do you don't not dislike not Strong Bad?

MARZIPAN: Uh... I guess...

STRONG BAD: See! I told you you loved me! Ooh! I knew it all along! Just wait until my friend, Emily, from Ohkio hears this!!! Oooh! She loves me!

MARZIPAN: Whatever... Come on Carol, let's rock.

{Scene cuts back to Strong Bad's computer room.}

{3 messages pop up from Cheatachu72, and The Paper comes down.}

{A message from Strong Sad comes up after a while}

Easter Eggs

  • If you click on the last The Cheat's message at the end (after Strong Sad's which comes up a little after the paper), The Cheat made a video for Marzipan.
  • After watching the Marzipan video, wait about 15 seconds and a message from Strong Sad will pop up.
    • This happens even if you don't click to the Marzipan video.
  • The message says: vinegar toast? did you really think I'd fall for that? Mike Chapman once tried to feed his brother Matt brownies with toothpaste in them, only to have the younger brother retaliate with vinegar toast. (From interview. Free login required.)

Fun Facts

  • The images for the Marzipan video are:
    • Marzipan in a field,
    • A road,
    • Cup of coffee,
    • Beefy arm,
    • Hello My Name Is Tag,
    • Teeth,
    • Florida,
    • A Shirt with a gold necklace,
    • Alarm Clock.
  • In the first easter egg Marzipan's guitar is called carl, which is a part of The Cheat's lousy 'puter animation.
  • When she IMs Strong Bad, she says "Are you trying to fade me?" which of course is the name of Coach Z's new hit single
  • "don't not dislike not" would mean she does like him
  • Marzipan's "Free Concert for Birds" sign leans up against a cinder block, just like the stop sign in Strongbadia.
  • This email marks the first time Carol has been mentioned as Marzipan's guitar. Before then, the guitar was nameless, and had an M on it instead.
  • When this email first came out, The Brothers Chaps registered the AIM name hooray4dolphins. It was always online with an away message, saying that Marzipan wasn't really using that screenname since she doesn't use computers.

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