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'''MIKE:''' Yeah, Strong Mad's—"Strong ''Bad's'' Rhythm N' Grammar."
'''MIKE:''' Yeah, Strong Mad's—"Strong ''Bad's'' Rhythm N' Grammar."
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'''STRONG BAD:''' My—What are you, my parents? I'm Strong Bad. ''Bad, bad, bad.''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' My—What are you, my parents? I'm Strong Bad. ''Bad, bad, bad.''
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'''MIKE:''' How can I remember? Do you have any, uh, mnemonic devices?
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'''MIKE:''' How can I remember? Do you have any, uh, mnemonic devices?
'''STRONG BAD:''' S. B., times three.
'''STRONG BAD:''' S. B., times three.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah.
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'''MIKE:''' Okay, so, um, em—actually, this email... um... ''{mumbles}'' I don't wanna say that.
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'''MIKE:''' Okay, so, um, em—actually, this email... um... ''{mumbles}'' I don't wanna say that.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{laughs}'' Okay, something else? Maybe another factoid.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{laughs}'' Okay, something else? Maybe another factoid.
'''MIKE:''' Uh... I like, um... the Strong Badia logo... right there for the news had an arm coming out of it, kinda like Trogdor.
'''MIKE:''' Uh... I like, um... the Strong Badia logo... right there for the news had an arm coming out of it, kinda like Trogdor.
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'''MIKE:''' Yeah, that's good. You guys must have spent some money on that.
'''MIKE:''' Yeah, that's good. You guys must have spent some money on that.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ...So, if you're a news... carster... you gotta... you gotta say "tonight" as much as possible.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ...So, if you're a news...carster...you gotta...you gotta say "tonight" as much as possible.
'''MIKE:''' Mmhmm.
'''MIKE:''' Mmhmm.
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'''MIKE:''' Well, you say it a lot in this email.
'''MIKE:''' Well, you say it a lot in this email.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, you're supposed to. Because you have to remind people, or they'll think it's the afternoon news, and they'll turn it off. Nobody wants to watch that crap.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, you're supposed to. Because you have to remind people, or they'll think it's the afternoon news, and they'll turn it off. Nobody wants to watch that crap.
'''MIKE:''' No, just the evening news.
'''MIKE:''' No, just the evening news.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. Evening—
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. Evening—
'''MIKE:''' "Tonight."
'''MIKE:''' "Tonight."
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Tonight. The tonight news. We should have called it that. ''{pause}'' ''{referring to Homestar, the King of Town, and Marzipan standing in line at Bubs' Concession Stand}'' Those poor suckers. I mean, look at—you'd think, I mean, the King of Town and Homestar I understand, but Marzipan's usually a little more discerning. A little—
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Tonight. The tonight news. We should have called it that. ''{pause}'' ''{referring to Homestar, the King of Town, and Marzipan standing in line at Bubs' Concession Stand}'' Those poor suckers. I mean, look at—you'd think, I mean, the King of Town and Homestar I understand, but Marzipan's usually a little more discerning. A little—
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'''MIKE:''' Yeah, she, uh... Maybe she couldn't see that sign.
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'''MIKE:''' Yeah, she, uh... Maybe she couldn't see that sign.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, and she's just waiting—she wanted a snow cone or something... Yeah. ''{pause}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, and she's just waiting—she wanted a snow cone or something... Yeah. ''{pause}''
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''{simultaneously, after newscaster Strong Bad says "Yes. Well, thank you. Tonight."}''
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''{simultaneously, after newscaster Strong Bad says "Yes. Well, thank you. Tonight."}''
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'''MIKE:''' There, he said... There, he did... So, Bubs... Bubs is...
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'''MIKE:''' There, he said... There, he did... So, Bubs... Bubs is...
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'''STRONG BAD:''' See? Because, see, someone was about to change the channel, they'd be like, "Oh, this is the—this is noonday. I don't want to watch noonday." Oh! Yeah...
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'''STRONG BAD:''' See? Because, see, someone was about to change the channel, they'd be like, "Oh, this is the—this is noonday. I don't want to watch noonday." Oh! Yeah...
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'''MIKE:''' So that's where Bubs was. He wasn't at the concession stand because he was helping you with the news. Is he like an intern?
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'''MIKE:''' So that's where Bubs was. He wasn't at the concession stand because he was helping you with the news. Is he like an intern?
'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, he's at the station.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, he's at the station.
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'''MIKE:''' Yeah.
'''MIKE:''' Yeah.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' He's trying—he's getting some hours. Community service, actually.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' He's trying—he's getting some hours. Community service, actually.
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'''MIKE:''' Oh. ''{laughs}'' Really? What did he do?
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'''MIKE:''' Oh. ''{laughs}'' Really? What did he do?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. I—I'm not supposed to say.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. I—I'm not supposed to say.
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'''MIKE:''' Okay. Oh, and the Poopsmith's helping out now too.
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'''MIKE:''' Okay. Oh, and the Poopsmith's helping out now too.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh... See, I actually originally drew a picture of butt cheeks with icicles on 'em, but the network wouldn't let me air it.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh... See, I actually originally drew a picture of butt cheeks with icicles on 'em, but the network wouldn't let me air it.
'''MIKE:''' I can s—I can imagine.
'''MIKE:''' I can s—I can imagine.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah... ''{pause}'' I, um... ''{After newscaster Strong Bad says "tonight" again}'' ...See? Once again, that was, like, five more viewers—
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah... ''{pause}'' I, um... ''{After newscaster Strong Bad says "tonight" again}'' ...See? Once again, that was, like, five more viewers—
'''MIKE:''' That doesn't even make any sense.
'''MIKE:''' That doesn't even make any sense.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{laughs}'' What do you mean?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{laughs}'' What do you mean?
'''MIKE:''' I mean, you're just saying "tonight".
'''MIKE:''' I mean, you're just saying "tonight".

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