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Strong Bad Email #62
Kerrek asks Strong Bad about Homsar.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homsar, The Cheat
Transcript
STRONG BAD: Ahh...so many emails, so little good emails.
{reading}
What's up with Homsar? I know he's weird and all, but don't you think we deserve to know a bit more about him? I think you should do an interview so we can finally find out what his deal is.
Kerrek
PA
{not typing} Whoa, that's a pretty cool name! {typing in a Gothic blackletter font} And then Trogdor smote the Kerrek, and all was laid to burnination. {typing in normal font} My good Kerrek, you might enjoy such an encounter, but I know I can't talk to that guy for more than about 3 seconds before I start thinking that gnawing my own leg off might be a more better way to spend my time...more..more better. Let me show you how it would go down with post-its attached to the top of pens. {Strong Bad ducks his head and brings up two pens with Post-It notes attached to them, one with a crude drawing of Strong Bad, the other of Homsar}
STRONG BAD FIGURE: Alright then. For the record, please. Tell us who you are.
HOMSAR FIGURE: DaAaAaA! I'm a song from the sixties!
STRONG BAD FIGURE: That's just nonsense. Are you trying to make some sense?
HOMSAR FIGURE: AaAaA! Rightio! I think I can twice!
STRONG BAD FIGURE: Homsar, tell us about your childhood.
HOMSAR FIGURE: DaAa! I was raised by a cup of coffee.
STRONG BAD FIGURE: Interesting. So! How did you end up here?
HOMSAR FIGURE: Twas the pride of the peaches.
STRONG BAD FIGURE: Twas the pride of the peaches, huh? You got any last remarks?
HOMSAR FIGURE: DaAaA! Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk!
STRONG BAD FIGURE: Okay, interview over. Commence beating!
{Strong Bad has the Strong Bad Post-It beat the Homsar Post-It. The doorbell rings.} Whoa! That'll be the Cheat with my Thai iced tea! Come on in!
{Cut to the entryway. It is not the Cheat, but Homsar himself.}
HOMSAR: AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hey Reggie! Is that rhinoceros around?
STRONG BAD: Um...I can only assume you're talking to me and asking about Strong Sad. He's in the basement.
HOMSAR: I'm a song from the sixties.
STRONG BAD: {salting his leg} If you don't get down there quick, things could get real ugly around here.
{The Paper comes down. The Cheat shows up with Strong Bad's Thai iced tea but he doesn't take it.}
Easter Eggs
- Once Strong Bad starts typing and the name Kerrek comes up you can click on it and bring up a Strong Bad drawing of Trogdor smiting Kerrek.
- Click on Strong Bad's pen-postit puppets to see a few different versions - you can do this for the remainder of this one, when you see them.
- Once you see Homsar, you can click on the light switches for some cool light effects, like in Strong Bad Email #45.
- Wait a while before clicking on anything more once you see Strong Bad salting his leg. The Cheat will come and offer him a drink.
- After The Cheat goes away (or even before he shows up) you can click on the Homsar pen puppet to bring up a funny Homsar main page, which is accessible by clicking the "4" in "2004" on another main page.
- The original version of the Homsar main page had only the Toons and Games buttons. After it was added as an easter egg on the main pages, it was normalized to fit in (well, more or less) with the rest of the menus.
- This marks the second time Strong Bad talks about salting and eating his foot. In SBE island, he says, while pondering what life on a deserted island with Homestar would be like, "And at some point my foot would look like a sandwich, and i would put salt on it and try to eat it, and it'd be like, 'Ahh, it's my foot!'"
Fun Facts
- The Kerrek appears later in Peasant's Quest.
