imaginary

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"That'l teach you to stand and blink!"

Henry Wisner asks Strong Bad for help with dealing with his brother's annoying friend.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Strong Sad, Lil' Strong Sad, Lil' Strong Bad, The King of Town, Homestar Runner, Bubs, Coach Z, Teen Strong Mad

Places: Basement of the Brothers Strong, A room in the Brothers Strong's house, King of Town's Castle, The Stick, Concession Stand, Locker Room, Living Room of the Brothers Strong

Computer: Corpy NT6

Date: Monday, July 13, 2009

Running Time: 4:08

Page Title: Corpy NT6!

Transcript

{A view of Strong Bad from behind, sitting in his basement typing at the Corpy on a folding table}

STRONG BAD: {singing} Checking emails at home from your worrrrk computer, {the view shifts to a closeup of the screen} it's kinda like playing first person shooters with your girlfriend. It kinda ruins them booooth.

Dear Strong Bad,
my brother had a friend over today and he drove
me crazy!! What should I do about it?

Crudfully, Henry Wisner WI

STRONG BAD: {reads "Dear Strong Bad" as "Dear. Strir. Bir."} {typing} Crudfully? Really? What, was your mom sitting over your shoulder when you typed this email? And is your mom the kind of lady that wont let you type the word 'crap'? Don't get me wrong, I still woulda made fun of you if you had typed 'crapfully', I prolly would have just left your moms out of it. {clear screen} So, your bro's fro drove you cro? I don't really have that problem. On account of my brothers are galactically incapable of friend-have. Although when we were kids, Strong Sad had this imaginary friend that annoyed the crud outta me. Of course, this was back before insane parents made imaginary friends illegal for kids to have. Strong Sad invented him one time when we {cut to a view of an attic hatch. The hatch is being knocked at from inside} locked him in the attic.

STRONG SAD: {offscreen} You know we don't have an attic!

STRONG BAD: Okay, when we stuffed him in the air vent.

{The attic hatch transforms into an air vent. Strong Sad's fingers are wiggling through a gap.}

STRONG SAD: You know we don't have an...

STRONG BAD: {interrupting} Fine. When we taped him to the ceiling.

{The air vent transforms into Lil' Strong Sad, in a purple shirt with a bandage over his belly button, stuck to the ceiling with pink tape. We pans down to Lil' Strong Bad}

LIL' STRONG BAD: That'l teach you to stand and blink. Now stay up there until that bubble tape gives out and you fall into my open faced booby trap!

{We pan down again to reveal a piece of bread on a blue plate with two pickle slices}

LIL' STRONG BAD: {quickly} We're out of ketchup, mustard and mayonnaise.

{cut to Lil' Strong Sad, who is smiling}

LIL' STRONG SAD: Ohoho! You're right! My brother does look like a big circle with two smaller circles {cut to a top shot of Lil' Strong Bad} on top of another circle from up here!

LIL' STRONG BAD: {looks up} Hey! Shut up! Who're you talkin' to?

LIL' STRONG SAD: Just my new best-also-bubble-taped-to-the-ceiling friend, Scotty Titi!

{Cut back to Strong Bad at the Corpy}

STRONG BAD: {typing} THAT's just half the reason imaginary friends are illegal now! Kid's always give them the creepiest possible names. {cut to the King of Town, and a cut out-like image with a top hat} Rubby Plop-Plop, {cut to Homestar and like image of a person} Sir Zabblepants, and {cut to Bubs and like rabbit-shaped image} Dingy Donger, {cut to Coach Z and like image of a man, shaking slightly} Real Live Actual Mr Blangcaster Next Door.

{The cut-out image raises his arm. Cut to Lil' Strong Bad at the stick. The stick has a leaf, and Strong Bad is drilling a brick}

STRONG BAD:' {voiceover} So, anyway, Strong Sad and his annoying Titi were always annoying the crap out of us.

LIL' STRONG SAD: Ahahaha! {pan left to show Lil' Strong Sad} That's a good one!

LIL' STRONG BAD: Hey! Shut it up! What are you guys doing over there?

{Cut to close up of Lil' Strong Sad}

LIL' STRONG SAD: Oh. Scotty Titi and I were just attaching indefinite articles, and he jokingly used "a" before a vowel sound! {holds stomach with both hands, making dodgeball-like sound effect} Ohohoho!

{Cut to close up of Lil' Strong Bad}

LIL' STRONG BAD: I'll attach this {raises brick} indefinite brick to Scotty Titi's face!

{Cut to wide shot as Lil' Strong Bad throws brick at Lil' Strong Sad, which lands harmlessly on the ground.}

LIL' STRONG SAD: Nice reflexes, Scotty!

{Screen dims}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} I say he annoyed us, but it was really just me.

{Cut to the door to Strong Mad's room. A loud smacking noise is heard from within, causing the whole house to shake.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Strong Mad was going through some... ahem... changes in those days.

{Cut to Teen Strong Mad in his room, punching a Trogdor-Blacklight poster that reads "PUBERTY". He has acne, facial hair, curly hair and large glasses.}

TEEN STRONG MAD: {voice breaking} GIRLS ARE CONFUSING!

{Screen dims}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} So, it was all up to me. First I tried to render Scotty Titi obsolete as an imaginary friend...

{Cut to Lil' Strong Sad sitting in front of the couch in the basement with copies of Time magazine on the floor.

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} ...by exposing him as a realginary friend. {As he says this, Lil' Strong Bad pops out from being the couch with a sack of "Fat Dumb White Flour"}

LIL' STRONG BAD: Aha! {empties flour onto floor; Lil' Strong Sad looks surprised momentarily and Lil' Strong Bad starts looking inside the now empty sack}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} I used to get imaginary and invisible mixed up a lot as a kid.

LIL' STRONG SAD: Oh, thanks big brother, I've always wanted to pit my skills {pats belly} against a pile of cake flour!

{screen dims}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} But of course, at one point, I tried to... {cut to Lil' Strong Bad facing away from us, slowly zooming in} Titi. On Scotty Titi.

LIL' STRONG BAD: Oh no! My new boots!

{cut back to Strong Bad at the Corpy}

STRONG BAD: {typing} I finally had no recourse but to fight imaginary fire with imaginary fire. So after drinking three gallons of blue drink, I made up my own imaginary friend so they could fight to the imaginary death!

{cut to Lil' Strong Bad with purple liquid around his mouth. Two empty bottles of Blue Drink are visible.

LIL' STRONG BAD: Hey! Scotty Titi! I'd like you to meet my new friend, Frishy Freshy Dragonman!

{The two imaginary friends appear; Frishy Freshy Dragonman is a dragon-man and Scotty Titi is a lump wearing a hat}

LIL' STRONG SAD: Scotty, look out!

LIL' STRONG BAD: Wait. {cut to Lil' Strong Bad and Lil' Strong Sad} Scotty Titi is just a lump? {cut to Scotty} A mound? {cut to closeup of Scotty} A pile?

{Cut to Lil' Strong Sad}

LIL' STRONG SAD: {shrugs} Pretty much.

{Cut to the two imaginary friends. Frishy Freshy Dragonman burninates Scotty Titi.}

FRISHY FRESHY DRAGONMAN: Can I go now?

LIL' STRONG BAD: Yeah, you're done.

{Frishy Freshy disappears with a poof}

{Cut back to Strong Bad at the Corpy}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Ya still there, Crudkid? I don't know if your mom let you watch this far into the email or not. Anyways, I'm not suggesting you breathe fire on your brother's friend, you know. I'm suggesting you duct tape him to the ceiling. Your realginary pal, Strong Bad. Or, {deletes back to the start of Your realginary...} Your imaginary pal, Pumpy Clumpy.

{Envelope Paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

• At the end of the email, click on "duct tape him to the ceiling" to see a scene between Lil' Strong Sad and Scotty Titi.

{Lil' Strong Sad and Scotty Titi are sitting in front of the couch with the copies of Time Magazine.

LIL' STRONG SAD: Spiro Agnew's favorite slacks! That's right! You're so good at Time Magazine: The Game, Scotty!

• Whilst Strong Sad is talking to Scotty Titi, click on the word "TIME" on the magazine in Lil' Strong Sad's hand to see the question being answered.

Q: What were Richard Nixon's favorite slacks?

• At the end of the email, click on "Pumpy Clumpy" to see an outline drawing of Pumpy Clumpy.

Fun Facts

Explanations

• A first-person shooter is a video game genre which centers the gameplay around gun or projectile weapon-based combat through the first person perspective.

Trivia

• The computer console Strong Bad uses is one of those seen at Bubs' Datum Center in isp.

Remarks

• The events in this sbemail probably happened soon after the events in origins, considering the bandage on Strong Sad's belly button, and Strong Bad playing with his drill.
• This is the first appearance of the Letter Paper.
• The Stick in this email has a solitary leaf on account of being younger.

Goofs

Ghost photography

• When the screen fades after Strong Bad throws a brick, a very faint outline of Strong Bad's face is visible.
• When Strong Bad is drilling holes into the brick, there are no visible holes.

Inside References

• Teenage Strong Mad looks very similar to how he did in Strong Bad's "doodle memory" in highschool.
• Lil' Strong Bad's imaginary friend looks similar to the "Dragon-Man" drawing of Trogdor in the email dragon.
• The flowery wallpaper is the same as the wallpaper of 1987 as seen in the email no loafing.

Real-World References

• Time is an American newsmagazine created in 1923 by Briton Hadden and Henry Luce, making it the first weekly news magazine in the United States.

External Links

• watch "imaginary"
• watch "imaginary" on the old Flash site
• view the Flash file for "imaginary"
• forum thread re: "imaginary"