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Strong Bad Email #75

Strong Bad answers an e-mail in the funniest. Way. Ever.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner (easter egg), Strong Sad, Bubs, The Cheat

Date: June 2, 2003



STRONG BAD: {singing} Watch me do a little bit o' e-mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' {screen reads "File Not Found," as Strong Bad accidentally typed "stongbad_email.exe"} Whoa--that's never happened before. {singing} Watch me do a little bit o' e-mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' {email loads properly this time} Whoa--that's never happened befo--oh wait, it's an e-mail. That has happened before. And quite a few times if I remember correctly. Alright, so...


Dear Strong Bad,

Respond to this E-Mail in the
funniest way ever.

From Sam

{he reads "From Sam" as if the whole phrase was the emailer's name}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Let's see here...I can tape this blank floppy disk to my head {he doesn't actually type blank} and start talking gibberish and acting like the crazy squeaky guy. LEEKO! LEEKO! LEEKO! I'm a squeaky guy! {jumps up on the table and starts dancing around} I got squeaky pants! Come check out my squeaky pants dance! Squee squaw squee squaw squee squaw {a bottle of ketchup falls from the ceiling into his hands and he starts pouring it over everything and hitting the keyboard with his foot, producing "WHOA!! I CAN TYPE WITH ONE FOOT!"} punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity! Aunt Ruthie! Aunt Ruthie! There's ketchup on the computer! Halzee-WHOOP!

{He leaps from the table backwards and starts bouncing around the floor on his head}

Punk-REER! Punk-REER! Punk-REER! Punk-REER! Punk-REER! Punk-REER!

{He runs up to Strong Sad and starts yelling rhyming gibberish at him.}

STRONG BAD: Jor Jee Jibbera Jaw! Huppidda Roopja Oop Jup Jaw! Ooka Oog

{Strong Sad begins talking over him.}

STRONG SAD: Quit that!

STRONG BAD: Ooka Reetoo Taw!

STRONG SAD: You're freakin' me out.

STRONG BAD: {pauses shortly, then continues} Eeckoo Ickoo Ickoo Slaw! Hooka Hoo Ha!

STRONG SAD: Did you take some of my pills again?

{Cut to Compy. Bubs and The Cheat are dipping fries in the ketchup poured over the computer.}

BUBS: You know what? You're right, The Cheat! This computer ketchup is better than the regular kind! Or that purple kind.

{Strong Bad walks back in}

STRONG BAD: Alright alright. Clear outta here, you two! 'Cept for you, The Cheat. {The Cheat grumbles} You better start cleaning this mess up!

BUBS: What happened in here? Some type of ketchup bomb go off?

STRONG BAD: Nah, not really. I was answering an e-mail and dancing and acting like a squeaky guy and I started throwing ketchup everywhere.

BUBS: Oh. That's pretty cool.

{Strong Bad does a double-take behind him to make sure nobody's around.}

STRONG BAD: {sotto voce to Bubs} Hey man, are ketchup bombs real?

BUBS: Not yet! {walks off}

STRONG BAD: {to the Cheat} Well? Aren't you gonna go get your 409 or Awesome Sauce or whatever you're gonna clean this up with? {The Cheat squeaks at him and starts heading off} Maybe a moist chamois? {tries a fry with the computer ketchup} Ooh! This computer ketchup is pretty good! Needs more RAM, though. Maybe a couple of megachips.

{The Paper comes down.}

Easter Eggs

  • If you click on Strong Bad's head while he is spinning upside down (the floppy disk itself does not work), Homestar will come out to say something funny. It may take a few tries to get it, you have to be quite quick.
{Homestar Runner walks in from the left. Strong Bad re-enters from the right, still bouncing on his head and spouting his gibberish.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Um... hi, Strong Bad. I was just stopping by to do something funny, but, um... I can see you don't need my help this week.
{Strong Bad bounces off to the left while Homestar looks on.}
  • At the very end you can click on a blob of ketchup near the left fries to see the ketchup bottle.

Fun Facts


  • The ketchup bottle falls from the sky into his hand!


  • The tape for the disk appears behind the text on the screen.


  • When Strong Bad tapes the floppy disk to his head, the contrast dial does not affect it.

Inside References

  • The sounds Strong Bad makes when he is next to Strong Sad are the exact ones from his e-mail song in big white face.

Real-World References

  • Chamois is actually pronounced "Shammy." Strong Bad pronounces it "Sham-oyce," like it's spelled.
  • The Purple Ketchup Bubs mentions does exist.
  • The way Strong Bad says "funniest way ever" sounds very similar to the way The Simpsons character Comic Book Guy says "Worst episode ever."
  • 409 is a reference to Formula 409, a cleaner/degreaser by Clorox.

DVD Version

  • The Homestar Easter Egg is automatically enabled, so you don't have to do any clicking to access it.
  • The DVD version features hidden creator's commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

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