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Strong Bad Email #75
Strong Bad answers an e-mail in the funniest. Way. Ever.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Strong Sad, Bubs, The Cheat, Homestar Runner (easter egg)
Transcript
STRONG BAD: {singing} Watch me do a little bit o' e-mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' {screen reads "File Not Found"} Whoa--that's never happened before. {singing} Watch me do a little bit o' e-mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' {email loads properly this time} Whoa--that's never happened befo--oh wait, it's an e-mail. That has happened before. And quite a few times if I remember correctly. Alright, so
{reading}
Dear Strong Bad,
Respond to this E-Mail in the funniest way ever.
From Sam
{typing} Let's see here...I can tape this blank floppy disk to my head {he doesn't actually type blank} and start talking gibberish and acting like the crazy squeaky guy. LEEKO! LEEKO! LEEKO! I'm a squeaky guy! {jumps up on the table and starts dancing around} I got squeaky pants! Come check out my squeaky pants dance! Squee squaw squee squaw squee squaw {a bottle of ketchup falls from the ceiling into his hands and he starts pouring it over everything} punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity! Aunt Ruthie! Aunt Ruthie! There's ketchup on the computer! Halzee-WHOOP!
{he leaps from the table backwards and starts bouncing around the floor on his head}
Punk-REER! Punk-REER! Punk-REER! Punk-REER! Punk-REER! Punk-REER!
{he runs up to Strong Sad and starts yelling rhyming gibberish at him}
STRONG BAD: Jor Jee Jibbera Jaw! Huppidda Roopja Oop Jup Jaw! Ooka Oog {Strong Sad begins talking over him}
STRONG SAD: Quit that!
STRONG BAD: {he keeps doing it} Ooka Reetoo Taw!
STRONG SAD: You're freakin' me out.
STRONG BAD: {pauses shortly, then keeps doing it} Eeckoo Ickoo Ickoo Slaw! Hooka Hoo Ha!
STRONG SAD: Did you take some of my pills again?
{cut to Compy. Bubs and The Cheat are dipping fries in the ketchup poured over the computer.}
BUBS: You know what? You're right, the Cheat! This computer catsup is better than the regular kind! Or that purple kind.
{Strong Bad walks back in}
STRONG BAD: Alright alright. Clear outta here, you two! 'Cept for you, the Cheat. {The Cheat grumbles} You better start cleaning this mess up!
BUBS: What happened in here? Some type of ketchup bomb go off?
STRONG BAD: Nah, not really. I was answering an e-mail and dancing and acting like a squeaky guy and I started throwing ketchup everywhere.
BUBS: Oh. That's pretty cool.
{Strong Bad does a double-take behind him to make sure nobody's around, then in a lowered voice:}
STRONG BAD: Hey man, are ketchup bombs real?
BUBS: Not yet! {he walks off}
STRONG BAD: {to the Cheat} Well? Aren't you gonna go get your 409 or Awesome Sauce or whatever you're gonna clean this up with? {The Cheat squeaks at him and starts heading off} Maybe a moist chamois? {tries a fry with the computer ketchup} Ooh! This computer ketchup is pretty good! Needs more RAM, though. Maybe a couple of megachips.
{The Paper comes down.}
Easter Eggs
- If you click on the floppy disk on his head while he is bouncing and spinning on his head, Homestar will come out to say something funny. It may take a few tries to get it, you have to be quite quick.
- At the very end you can click on blob of ketchup near the left fries to see the ketchup bottle.
Fun Facts
- If you watch carefully you'll see that he types, "WOAH!! I CAN TYPE WITH ONE FOOT" when he is jumping around
- Wondering why it said "file not found" the first time? Look closely and you'll see that he types "stongbad_email.exe" (the r is missing). This may be a reference to 50 emails.
- When he says "I could put this blank floppy disk on my head" he does not type the word blank.
- The ketchup bottle falls from the sky into his hand.
- Chamois is actually pronounced "Shammy." Strong Bad pronounces it "Sham-oyce," like it's spelled.
