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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, [[Cinder Block]], {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Homsar}} or {{film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Vector Strong Bad}} (Easter egg), {{film|Marzipan}} (Easter egg), {{film|The King of Town}} (Easter egg)
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, [[Cinder Block]], {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Homsar}} or {{film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Vector Strong Bad}} (Easter egg), {{film|Marzipan}} (Easter egg), {{film|The King of Town}} (Easter egg)
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'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[Marzipan's House]] (Easter egg)
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'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Sad's Room]]
{{Comp|Lappy 486}}
{{Comp|Lappy 486}}
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'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486
'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486
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{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Six}}, {{dvd|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD|notitle=true}}
 
==Transcript==
==Transcript==
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''{Strong Bad stutters the word "it<nowiki>''</nowiki>s" a little, and pronounces "whose" heavily and with an s instead of z sound.}''
''{Strong Bad stutters the word "it<nowiki>''</nowiki>s" a little, and pronounces "whose" heavily and with an s instead of z sound.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Ah, fan clubs. Sweet, innocent, restraining order-inducing fan clubs. Don't get me wrong, fans are great. It's the addition of 'club' that totally roons it. ''{clears the screen}'' Which is the opposite of how it usually works. For instance: turkey = ''{the word is typed in a dull brown color; other voices groan}'' mrenh, turkey club = ''{the word appears in a rainbow of colors}'' mmmMMRENHhhhh! ''{the other voices cheer "Yay!"}'' But yes, there is a sbemail fan club. Its members call themselves 'Deleteheads' and in a chocolate-covered bit of Stockholm syndrome-esque irony, their president is brother Strong Sad!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Ah, fan clubs. Sweet, innocent, restraining order-inducing fan clubs. Don't get me wrong, fans are great. It's the addition of 'club' that totally roons it. ''{clears the screen}'' Which is the opposite of how it usually works. For instance: turkey = ''{the word is typed in a dull brown color; other voices accompany him}'' mrenh, turkey club = ''{the word appears in a rainbow of colors}'' mmmMMRENHhhhh! ''{the other voices cheer "Yay!"}'' But yes, there is a sbemail fan club. Its members call themselves 'Deleteheads' and in a chocolate-covered bit of Stockholm syndrome-esque irony, their president is brother Strong Sad!
''{cut to Strong Sad standing at a table in his room. He is wearing a hat styled after a computer's delete key, which reads "Del" on it}''
''{cut to Strong Sad standing at a table in his room. He is wearing a hat styled after a computer's delete key, which reads "Del" on it}''
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''{scene cuts to either Senor Cardgage or Homsar, chosen at random:}''
''{scene cuts to either Senor Cardgage or Homsar, chosen at random:}''
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*'''HOMSAR:''' ''{wearing a computer key hat that reads "Thump"}'' My name's Millions, and I'm a son of a Chipwich!
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*'''HOMSAR:''' ''{wearing a computer key hat that reads "Thump"}'' My name's Millions, and I'm the son of a Chipwich!
*'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{standing next to a duffel bag}'' Carrageenan<!-- sic!? - yes, they spelled it "carageenan" in the QOTW. That is a misspelling. -->, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?
*'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{standing next to a duffel bag}'' Carrageenan<!-- sic!? - yes, they spelled it "carageenan" in the QOTW. That is a misspelling. -->, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?
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''{cut to Strong Bad}''
''{cut to Strong Bad}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Twelve-Times-A-Day Man? You can't just start makin' up terrible new characters!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Twelve-Times-A-Day Man? You can't just start making up terrible new characters!
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' ...he said, putting on a bonnet, ''{a bonnet appears on Strong Bad's head, he tries to take it off with stiffened arms to no avail}'' and giving Homestar a deep-tissue massage. ''{the Lappy flies up out of Strong Bad's way, as he raises his arms and approaches Homestar unwillingly}''
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' ...he said, putting on a bonnet, ''{a bonnet appears on Strong Bad's head}'' and giving Homestar a deep-tissue massage. ''{the Lappy flies up out of Strong Bad's way, as he raises his arms and approaches Homestar unwillingly}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Aah! No!!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Bah! No!!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, this gon' be good! ''{turns away so Strong Bad can rub his back}''
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, this gon' be good! ''{turns away so Strong Bad can rub his back}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' INTO the MORONOSPHERE!! A deleteheads fan ''fiction'', ''{the following does not appear}'' because I have plenty of time to say both syllables. ''{the following words appear}'' By Strong Bad.
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' INTO the MORONOSPHERE!! A deleteheads fan ''fiction'', ''{the following does not appear}'' because I have plenty of time to say both syllables. ''{the following words appear}'' By Strong Bad.
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''{cut to a rough drawing of Strong Sad sitting at a table, with a poorly drawn The Cheat and a drawing of Strong Mad that more closely resembles a large cardboard box with an angry face surrounding the table.}''
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''{cut to a rough drawing of Strong Sad sitting at a table, with a poorly drawn The Cheat and an angry rectangle}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice-over, speaking as Strong Sad}'' "And that's why I like ALL them Star Tracks!" ''{normal voice}'' ...said Strong Sad, an entire bag of Twizzlers falling out of his mouth. ''{a saliva-covered bag marked "TWIZ" hits the table in front of Strong Sad}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice-over, speaking as Strong Sad}'' "And that's why I like ALL them Star Tracks!" ''{normal voice}'' ...said Strong Sad, an entire bag of Twizzlers falling out of his mouth.
'''STRONG SAD:''' Hey! You know I can't eat Twizzlérs!
'''STRONG SAD:''' Hey! You know I can't eat Twizzlérs!
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''{cut back to the Lappy}''
''{cut back to the Lappy}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Ohh, grandiose! Very grandiose, indeed! Maybe fan clubs and fan fiction aren't so bad after all. In fact, I'm gonna go dabble in a little King of Town fan fiction right now.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Ohh, grandiose! Very grandiose indeed! Maybe fan clubs and fan fiction aren't so bad after all. In fact, I'm gonna go dabble in a little King of Town fan fiction right now.
'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' ...said Strong Bad.
'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' ...said Strong Bad.
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==Easter Eggs==
==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:DeleteheadsMembership.png|thumb|"Shut up! I'm a card carrying Deletehead."]]
[[Image:DeleteheadsMembership.png|thumb|"Shut up! I'm a card carrying Deletehead."]]
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*Click on "deleteheads" to see a Deletehead's member card.
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*At the end, click on the first "grandiose" to see Vector Strong Bad get [[A Splode|his catchphrase]] jumbled up.
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*At the end, click on the first "grandiose" to see a scene with Vector Strong Bad.
*:'''VECTOR STRONG BAD:''' YOUR HEAD ENGSMSPLODE.
*:'''VECTOR STRONG BAD:''' YOUR HEAD ENGSMSPLODE.
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*At the end, click on the first "fan fiction" to see Twelve-Times-A-Day Man "save" Marzipan.
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*At the end, click on the first "fan fiction" to see a scene with Marzipan.
*:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{playing a paddleball game until she misses}'' Aww, shootie-kahootie. I could only do it eleven times today.
*:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{playing a paddleball game until she misses}'' Aww, shootie-kahootie. I could only do it eleven times today.
*:''{Twelve-Times-A-Day Man flies down from the top of the screen}''
*:''{Twelve-Times-A-Day Man flies down from the top of the screen}''
*:'''TWELVE-TIMES-A-DAY MAN:''' I can do it! I can do it twelve times!
*:'''TWELVE-TIMES-A-DAY MAN:''' I can do it! I can do it twelve times!
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*At the end, click on "dabble" to see a picture of Homsar's "[[parents]]": a photo of a mug of coffee and a Chipwich cookie.
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*At the end, click on "dabble" to see a picture of Homsar's [[Parents]]: a photo of a mug of coffee and a Chipwich cookie.
*At the end, click on "King of Town" to see Strong Bad's King of Town fan fiction.
*At the end, click on "King of Town" to see Strong Bad's King of Town fan fiction.
*:''{a roughly drawn cartoon of The King of Town with a puddle in front of him, and an unknown substance splashed around his mouth}''
*:''{a roughly drawn cartoon of The King of Town with a puddle in front of him, and an unknown substance splashed around his mouth}''
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*[[Wikipedia:Stockholm syndrome|Stockholm syndrome]] is a condition where hostages show signs of empathy toward their captors.
*[[Wikipedia:Stockholm syndrome|Stockholm syndrome]] is a condition where hostages show signs of empathy toward their captors.
*A [[Wikipedia:Non sequitur (humor)|non sequitur]] is a response that bears no relevance to the preceding statement.
*A [[Wikipedia:Non sequitur (humor)|non sequitur]] is a response that bears no relevance to the preceding statement.
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*Twelve Times a Day Man is an example of a [[Wikipedia:Mary Sue|Mary Sue]], a common affliction of fan fiction.
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*Twelve Times a Day Man is an example of a [[Wikipedia:Mary Sue#Gary Stu/Marty Stu/Larry Stu|Gary Stu]], a common affliction of fan fiction.
*Strong Bad promising Homestar a deep tissue massage is an example of [[Wikipedia:Slash fiction|slash]], a popular but controversial type of fan fiction.
*Strong Bad promising Homestar a deep tissue massage is an example of [[Wikipedia:Slash fiction|slash]], a popular but controversial type of fan fiction.
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*A [[Wikipedia:Massage#Deep tissue massage|deep tissue massage]] is a massage that focuses more on a specific joint or muscle group in order to access deeper tissue.
 
*[[Wikipedia:Carrageenan|Carrageenan]] is a food additive derived from seaweed.
*[[Wikipedia:Carrageenan|Carrageenan]] is a food additive derived from seaweed.
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*Strong Sad's comment about bombarding Strong Bad with emails on Sunday night refers to the fact that the Brothers Chaps typically post emails on Mondays.
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*A [[Wikipedia:Massage#Deep tissue massage|deep tissue massage]] is a massage that focuses more on a specific joint or muscle group in order to access deeper tissue.
===Trivia===
===Trivia===
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Plus: [[A. Chimendez]], [[Lem Sportsinterviews]],<br>
Plus: [[A. Chimendez]], [[Lem Sportsinterviews]],<br>
and 6 of the 10 [[Dan]]s!</blockquote>
and 6 of the 10 [[Dan]]s!</blockquote>
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*The summary of the [[Podstar Runner]] RSS feed reads, "Strong Bad realizes fan clubs and fan fiction aren't be so bad after all."
 
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*In the Podcast version, Senor Cardgage's lines play against the visual of Homsar's scene, and the audio for the following scenes of Strong Sad speaking and Strong Bad at his computer play out of synch with the animation.  After Strong Bad says, "the next worst word you can couple with the word 'fan' is, you guessed it, the word 'fiction'", the DVD title card for the email and a portion of the Intro play before the "Grade A Gray Day" scene appears and the email resumes as normal.
 
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*The word "engsmsplode" has [[Multiple Consonants|seven consonants in a row]].
 
===Remarks===
===Remarks===
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*The "Homsar's Parents" Easter egg shows up even if the "non-sequitur champion" scene relinquishes Homsar's appearance in the email.
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*The "Homsar's Parents" egg shows up even when Senor Cardgage is the one present in the email.
*Vector Strong Bad's "engsmsplode" came out of his mask, rather than his mouth.
*Vector Strong Bad's "engsmsplode" came out of his mask, rather than his mouth.
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*Marzipan claims she could only do 11 paddleballs, yet in the Easter egg we only see her do 9, although she could have done two before the Easter egg started.
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*Marzipan claims she could only do 11 paddleballs, yet in the Easter egg we only see her do 9.
*When Strong Sad is presiding over his meeting, his eyes appear farther apart than usual.
*When Strong Sad is presiding over his meeting, his eyes appear farther apart than usual.
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*Strong Sad's comment about bombarding Strong Bad with emails on Sunday night may refer to the fact that the Brothers Chaps post emails on Mondays.
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*In the version of this email that was released on [[Podstar Runner]], Homsar's appearance is played with Senor Cardgage's voice track.
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*Strong Bad says "Twizzlers" normally, but both Strong Sad and Homestar pronounce it with an [[Wikipedia:acute accent|acute accent]] over the e ("Twizzlérs").
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*When Strong Bad is first seen during Strong Sad's fan fiction, a bit of his right arm extends outside his body.
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*When Strong Bad says "Twelve-Times-A-Day Man? You can't just start making up terrible new characters!", the left side of his mouth extends outside of his head.
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===Inside References===
===Inside References===
*Strong Sad sings part of the [[Strong Badia National Anthem]], from [[flag day]].
*Strong Sad sings part of the [[Strong Badia National Anthem]], from [[flag day]].
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*As mentioned by Strong Sad, [[Abdi LaRue]] sent in the first Strong Bad Email, [[some kinda robot]].
*As mentioned by Strong Sad, [[Abdi LaRue]] sent in the first Strong Bad Email, [[some kinda robot]].
*Strong Mad [[Strong Mad smiling|smiles]] when he hears about Abdi LaRue.
*Strong Mad [[Strong Mad smiling|smiles]] when he hears about Abdi LaRue.
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*The line "I can do it! I can do it twelve times!" refers to [[crazy cartoon]] and [[virus]], where it was only [[nine times]].
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*The line "I can do it! I can do it twelve times!" refers to [[crazy cartoon]] and [[virus]], where it was only nine times.
*Homestar previously did a Strong Sad impression in [[impression]] and in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]].
*Homestar previously did a Strong Sad impression in [[impression]] and in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]].
*Strong Bad's line "You can't just start making up terrible new characters" is ironic due to Strong Bad's own record of making new characters in the same manner, such as [[Stinkoman]] and [[Senor Cardgage]].
*Strong Bad's line "You can't just start making up terrible new characters" is ironic due to Strong Bad's own record of making new characters in the same manner, such as [[Stinkoman]] and [[Senor Cardgage]].
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*[[The Geddup Noise#Chairscoot|Chairscoot]] was named in [[geddup noise]].
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*Chairscoot was named in [[geddup noise]].
*This is an instance of [[Naked Homestar Runner|Homestar appearing naked]].
*This is an instance of [[Naked Homestar Runner|Homestar appearing naked]].
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*Strong Bad's imitation of Homsar in [[interview]] stated that Homsar was "raised by a cup of [[coffee]]".
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*Strong Bad's imitation of Homsar in [[interview]] stated that Homsar was "raised by a cup of coffee".
*Strong Bad's fan fiction is in an art style similar to that of [[Teen Girl Squad]].
*Strong Bad's fan fiction is in an art style similar to that of [[Teen Girl Squad]].
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*The Deleteheads card makes reference to [[Cold Ones]], [[Coldson Lite]], [[current status]], [[lady fan]], and [[sugarbob]].
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*The Deleteheads card makes reference to [[cold ones]], [[Coldson Lite]], [[current status]], [[lady fan]], and [[sugarbob]].
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*The King of Town confessing to eating [[whatsit]] is an example of [[eating non-food items]].
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*The Deleteheads member card appears to be signed by Van Mundegaarde, previously mentioned in [[2 years]].
*The Deleteheads member card appears to be signed by Van Mundegaarde, previously mentioned in [[2 years]].
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*The Deleteheads website contains an animated gif of Strong Bad's jig from [[lures & jigs]].
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===Real-World References===
===Real-World References===
<!-- Do not add anything about the origin of ___heads, this could refer to any number of things. -->
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*"Geofire" and "Angelcities" are [[portmanteaus]] of the free web host [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and the now-defunct free web host [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]].  However, there is an actual web host named [http://www.angelcities.com/ AngelCities]. GeoCities and AngelFire pages were notorious for lack of maintenance, often leading to any links found on the pages dying.
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*"Geofire" and "Angelcities" are [[portmanteaus]] of free web hosts [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]].  However, there is an actual web host named [http://www.angelcities.com/ AngelCities].
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*"Star Tracks" is a play on the TV show ''[[Star Trek]]'', which is considered something a stereotypical nerd would be interested in. There are [http://www.amazon.com/Star-Tracks-Alexander-Courage/dp/B000003CT8 two] [http://www.amazon.com/Star-Tracks-2-Bill-Conti/dp/B000003CUD albums] of music from science fiction films, including Star Trek, which are called "Star Tracks".
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*"Star Tracks" is a play on the TV show ''[[Wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]]'', which is considered something a stereotypical nerd would be interested in. There are [http://www.amazon.com/Star-Tracks-Alexander-Courage/dp/B000003CT8 two] [http://www.amazon.com/Star-Tracks-2-Bill-Conti/dp/B000003CUD albums] of music from science fiction films, including Star Trek, which are called "Star Tracks".
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*The [[Wikipedia:Chipwich|Chipwich]] is a frozen dessert that was first sold in 1981. Consisting of vanilla ice cream sandwiched between two chocolate chip cookies and then rolled in chocolate chips, the Chipwich was eventually sold to [[Wikipedia:Nestlé|Nestlé]] in 2007 and discontinued sometime after.
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*[[Wikipedia:Chipwich|Chipwich]] is a brand of ice cream sandwich made with two chocolate chip cookies.
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*[[Wikipedia:Twizzlers|Twizzlers]] is the name of a brand of licorice-style candy (which are referred to as "twists") sold by [[Wikipedia:The Hershey Company|Hershey's]]. Although Twizzlers are available in several varieties and flavors, the most popular variety is their strawberry flavor.
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*[[Wikipedia:Twizzlers|Twizzlers]] are a brand of licorice candies.
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*When Strong Bad refers to Homestar as being "naked as a jaybird", it is a reference to a line from the song [[Wikipedia:The Streak|The Streak]], by [[Wikipedia:Ray Stevens|Ray Stevens]].
===Fast Forward===
===Fast Forward===
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*The next day, a month-long "[[Store Front Page News 2008#January 29, 2008|Who will be the non-sequitur champion?]]" sale of Homsar and Senor Cardgage shirts began.  At the end of the sale, the short [[Non-Sequitur Champion]] announced that Senor Cardgage had lost to Homsar.
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*The next day, a month-long "[[Store_Front_Page_News_2008#January_29.2C_2008|Who will be the non-sequitur champion?]]" sale of Homsar and Senor Cardgage shirts began.  At the end of the sale, the short [[Non-Sequitur Champion]] announced that Senor Cardgage had lost to Homsar.
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*The [[Homsar Reservation]]'s flag in [[Strong Badia the Free]] features Homsar's [[bowler hat]] and his "parents".
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*The Deleteheads reappear in both teasers for the [[email thunder|200th Strong Bad Email]] ([[Place Ya Bets]] and [[Page Load Error]]). Additionally, years later, the Deleteheads would get their own [[The Deleteheads Download|newsletter]], which people could sign up for starting with the January 13, 2018 update to the [[Index Page]].
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*An illustration of a child dressed as Twelve-Times-A-Day Man appears in [[Costume Commercial]].
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*The real Homestar would have a leaf covering his crotch in [[April Fool 2014]].
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*The King of Town denies having eaten a missing pile of whatsit in [[I Killed Pom Pom]].
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==DVD Version==
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*The non-sequitur scene is shown thus: Homsar's scene is the only one shown in the actual toon, while the Senor Cardgage version of said scene is accessible as an Easter egg.
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{{commentary|email=true}}
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===Commentary Transcript===
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('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]])
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I want to comment on this, Mike.
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'''MIKE:''' Okay.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I want to comment on this, Mike.
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'''MIKE:''' Oh, great.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah.
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'''MIKE:''' What's up, guys?
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' The double deuce.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' The double deuce.
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'''MIKE:''' Talk at the same time for me.
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'''MATT:''' ''{quickly alternating between Homestar's and Strong Bad's voice}'' Okay, we're gonna talk at the same time.
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'''MIKE:''' You sound like you're from ''Twin Peaks''. The Man from Another Place.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' The little man.
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'''MIKE:''' The theme from ''A Summer Place''.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing a melody}'' Dooo do do doo do dooo.
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'''MIKE:''' Alright, so, Homestar, are you a member of any fan clubs?
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, yes, no. In that order. ''{Mike laughs}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah you are, you're the member of the fan club diaper-wearing-right-now fan club... dirty-diaper-wearing-also-right-now-on-top-of-the-other-diaper-you're-wearing fan club.
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'''MIKE:''' So, wait a minute, he's got on a clean diaper, and on top of the clean diaper he's got on a dirty diaper.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right.
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'''MIKE:''' Uh, he had to go through some effort, put forth effort to do that.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Look, Mike, it is&mdash; I am a dedicated fan. I will do what I have to do.
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'''MIKE:''' Alright. Um...
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'''STRONG BAD:''' So I had no idea this was going on for years. Look at their friend Scott's website.
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'''MIKE:''' They're Deleteheads. Do you think those are that kind of soft foam that those cheese heads that the Green Bay Packers wear?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' It is. The same company makes them.
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'''MIKE:''' Okay. Is that Polymascotfoamalate?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' It probably is.
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'''MIKE:''' So, what do you think about your fans?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't like them, this is bad. It's bad. It's like, you never want to meet your fans, 'cause they're always gonna be these kinda guys. Lame dudes&mdash;
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'''MIKE:''' Like your brothers?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Crazy, that sit around and talk about you, y'know. The cinder block's the only one at that table I respect. Honestly. That F&mdash; FHQWHfest? Have you ever been to one of those?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' A fan fest?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh man, t&mdash; that sandwich.
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'''MIKE:''' Next time, you should go&mdash; go to one of those fan things, bring me one of those sandwiches.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I put a presquito on it.
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'''MIKE:''' Prosciutto.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Presquito.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's how I pro&mdash; I told him that's how you do it.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, Homestar knows a lot about foreign words.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' So, fan fiction. At least it wasn't a romantic fan fiction.
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'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah. That would be bad.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' That would be bad news. Though he tried to turn&mdash;
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'''MIKE:''' It would have to be fan fiction, though, if it was gonna be romantic about you, though, right?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' No, that would be fact...
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'''MIKE:''' ...iction.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Fact-iction. Faction.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, a warring&mdash; Two warring factions of ladies trying to get at my scrubbly chest hairs.
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'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' You don't have scrubbly chest hairs, you have a very shiny sphere for a body.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' No, no, you just can't see 'em. It's blond, out of my roots. And who is this guy? Y'know, he just starts makin' up&mdash; And look, he's got the superhero thing where when you put a mask on, your eyes turn into whites. Like Batm'ns. ''{pause until the bonnet appears on Strong Bad}'' Get off! Get that bonnet off my head! Look, he turned me into an animatronic rob&mdash; massage-giving robot.
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'''MIKE:''' I must've animated that part, Strong Bad.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' This was such a tease, I gotta tell ya. I thought I was gonna get that massage, deep tissue.
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'''MIKE:''' I'll give you one right now.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh yeah?
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'''MIKE:''' Yeah. Rubbly-rubbly-rubbly.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, that's not so bad!
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'''MIKE:''' Yeah.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Look, it's one of those Thwomps from Mario 64.
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'''MIKE:''' Oh yeah, haven't we talked about Strong Mad being that for Halloween?
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' He ought to be.
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'''MIKE:''' Uh, the Matt beneath those two voices, we should remember to do that this year.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{overlapping}'' No, we&mdash; we can talk about that, Mike.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, I'll suggest it to Strong Mad that he dress up as a Thwomp.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah! ''{pause until Homestar walks in naked}'' Oh, look at me now!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, but, that's... tattooed, I got that tattooed to my chest now.
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'''MIKE:''' So your body is shirt-shaped? So, your shirt is just a band of color, really?
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Look, man, do you wanna really get into this right now, Mike?
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, I have to go.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' And I have to take over now.
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=== Fun Facts ===
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*Homestar and Strong Bad mention the [[Double Deuce]].
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*Strong Bad's convoluted insult refers to [[diapers]].
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*Mike mentions the [[Wikipedia:Man from Another Place|Man from Another Place]], a character from ''[[Twin Peaks]]''.
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*Mike also mentions the [[Wikipedia:Theme From A Summer Place|Theme From A Summer Place]].
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*Strong Bad [["Man" pronounced as "m'n"|pronounces "Batmans" as "Batm'ns"]].
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*Mike reminds Homestar to have Strong Mad dress up as a Thwomp for Halloween, which he does in [[Most in the Graveyard]].
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*"[[Polymascotfoamalate]]" previously appeared in [[4 branches]], and its relationship with the Deleteheads caps likely refers to the [[Crazy Go Nuts University]] [[mascot costume]] being made out of "flame-protardant polymascotfoamalate".
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*The [[Wikipedia:Green Bay Packers|Green Bay Packers]] are a professional American football team based in [[Wikipedia:Green Bay, Wisconsin|Green Bay, Wisconsin]].
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==YouTube Version==
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*The glitch from the DVD version where the video cuts back to the intro before Strong Sad's story begins is also present in the version uploaded to YouTube.
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*The [[YouTube]] description for this email is "Strong Bad realizes fan clubs and fan fiction aren't be so bad after all."
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==External Links==
==External Links==
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