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Revision as of 02:35, 5 October 2004
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Summary
Strong Bad Email #37
Strong Bad gives some helpful advice on how to deal with the office dullard.
Features: Strong Bad, Homestar Runner
Transcript
STRONG BAD: Mmmmm... fresh emails...
Strong Bad, How do I deal with the office dullard? Jason
STRONG BAD: I'm glad you came to me, Jason. The office dullard is a clever foe. But there are ways you can beat him. Here are a few of my tried and true methods.
Method 1
{Strong Bad is sitting and typing in an office. Homestar Runner comes and stands behind him.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey man, what's up? Good time, bad time...
{Strong Bad reaches out very quick to his phone and pretends to speak in it.}
STRONG BAD: Oh, oh, oh, yes, yes, yes... as you know I'm still here, yes. Working hard. I've been synergizing all morning. {He turns his head to Homestar and whispers.} I'm not going to be able to talk right now, man. {Homestar opens his mouth, nods his head and walks away and Strong Bad turns back to his "phone call"} Right... Yes... Multi-tasking.
Method 2
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Once I finish my second one, you know, I'll have a smoothie or something and then I'll head to the gym, and do, I've been doing about three sets of reps a piece, and then one...
STRONG BAD: Psssh! {Strong Bad raises one hand up against Homestar.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, so how much can you bench?
Method 3
HOMESTAR RUNNER: So, did you catch last night's episode of popular reality show? Yeah, no, you missed a good one, man, you missed a good one. They were kickin' people off left and right, and, like, some people got kicked on, and um, I mean, it was... you should have watched it. You definitely should have watched it. Should have watched it! I mean, they'll be talkin' about this one for a while. I mean, I'm going ta be talkin' about this one for a while. {Strong Bad leaves his seat and walks away and Homestar Runner turns his head towards Strong Bad's direction.} Oh, cool, I guess you're going to go watch it now, oh, alright, later. Cool.
Method 4
HOMESTAR RUNNER: So the next thing I know...
STRONG BAD: Yeah.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Fredrickson from accounting comes up, puts his...
STRONG BAD: Yeaah.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: ...mail on the desk, I'm like, "Hey man, the mailroom is...
STRONG BAD: Oh yeah.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: ...that-a-way," you know, so I sent out a memo...
STRONG BAD: Oh yeaaah.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: ...to everybody.
STRONG BAD: Yeah... yeah... oh yeah... {Homestar Runner stops talking while Strong Bad keeps on saying "Yeah". Homestar Runner walks away.} yep... mmhmm...
{Back to Strong Bad sitting in front of his computer.}
STRONG BAD: {typing} So there you go, Jason. One of those ways should work. Though it couldn't hurt to steal his lunch from the break room fridge everyday. {stops typing} Mmmmm... Hot Pockets.
{The Paper comes down.}
Easter Eggs
- You can click on the comic in Strong Bad's cubicle to see a close-up of it. The comic is an almost exact replica of a Dilbert comic strip, except with "It's Five" instead of the original "It's Monday."
