current status
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Strong Bad Email #56
In a rushed email, Strong Bad is asked what his current status is with the ladies.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Zubs and Coach B
Places: Computer Room
Computer: Compy 386
Date: December 30, 2002
Running Time: 1:13
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Transcript
{Start of the e-mail, we're staring at the monitor. Strong Bad is absent. Then we hear footsteps getting faster as they approach, and Strong Bad runs on-screen. He notices the computer and screeches to a halt.}
STRONG BAD: Oh! The email!
{he sits at the computer}
STRONG BAD: Uh, look guys. I don't have a lotta time. I'm kind of in the middle of something and I really can't explain. I'll try and do an e-mail real quick-a-like.
{reading fast}
Hey man,
I was just wondering what your
current status with the ladies is?
Jordan Reynolds
New Hampshire
STRONG BAD: Uhh, let's see... {typing} Strong Bad with the ladies — Current Status: They all still want me. {stops typing} Y'know, what can I say? I'm a chick magnet. A babe conductor. A... logarithm... for de ladies.
COACH Z: {offscreen} Hey Strong Bad!
BUBS: {offscreen} Hey Strong Bad!
STRONG BAD: Oop, gotta go!
{He runs off. Coach Z and Bubs walk in. Their heads have been swapped, and they are now Coach B and Zubs.}
COACH B: Well... he's not here.
ZUBS: Well, you better find him quick! This crap ain't funny!
COACH B: I'd be hard-pressed to do anything quick in this train-wreck! What've ya, been eatin' concrete?
{Coach B walks off.}
ZUBS: Least I don't have no clown feet! I can hardly walk in these things! {Cut to his feet. He then walks off} Ronald McDonald, grumble-mumble....
{The Paper comes down.}
Easter Eggs
- At the end, click on the disk on the table. The Compy will create a message that says:
The Coach B/Zubs Project
Current Status: Pretty Hilarious
Trivia
- This is the only email in which the Compy makes a humming noise when it is switched on.
- It's possible to change the contrast on the Compy during the easter egg.
