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Strong Bad Email #175
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"And that one guy even had his back to us all night!"

Strong Bad talks about how sloshy became one of his favorite, and then least favourite band.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Trogdor, Larry Palaroncini, Strong Sad, Homestar Runner, Mary Palaroncini, The Poopsmith (Easter Egg), Senor Cardgage (Easter Egg).

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Computer: Lappy 486

Date: August 20, 2007

Running Time: 4:26

Page Title: Lappy 486

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STRONG BAD: {to a tune I can't identify, someone help me out here} I'm running through a field of emails! Paranoia! Paranoia!

{Strong Bad's speech begins to stress as he reads the signature, becoming ovbiously distressed by something.}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Wipe that smiley face off your the words 'smiley face.' You do not impersonate The Burninator, got it?

{As Strong Bad says that, a trogdor sprite walks on the lappy screen and burns the email signature. Trogdor Arcade Game theme music plays in the background}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Yeah, I go to concerts. Why else would I own a pair of Hollywood Boulevards?

{Scene cuts to the laundry room, showing a pan-out of Strong Bad wearing a pink leapord-pattern bandanna and unusual shoes than what he normally wears [if someone can ID the shoes, please edit this part of the transcript.]}'

STRONG SAD: Oh, hello, pleated boots. What are you all gusseyed up for?

STRONG BAD: Shut up, man! I always dress like this.

{cuts to close-up of Strong Bad}'

STRONG BAD: I'm going to see Limozeen tonight. But I never heard of the opening band, so I'm going to show up fashionably late. What are you all gusseyed down for?

STRONG SAD: I'm going to see a show tonight too. But I've never heard of the headliner, so I'm gonna leave fashionably early.

STRONG BAD: Well, those two things don't sound at all related. Bye loser!

{Both Strong Bad and Strong Sad walk off-screen, cut back to Lappy}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Hey, guess what? They were related. Apparently, Limozeen was trying to expand their audience into people that went to college. So, they got this band sloshy to open up for them. But Limozeen ended up cancelling because...

{a paper labelled 'LIMOZEEN Contract Rider' appears on-screen}

LARRY PALARONCINI: {drums in background} Our audience must be 94% hot young females, with bangs higher than or equal to our own.

LARRY: {Drums get more intense} And also a deviled egg tray!

{Paper disappears}

STRONG BAD: {typing} So, Limozeen just hung out in their tour bus and watched ESPN Classic all night, while sloshy played both sets. Needless to say, I was perplexed, and intrigued.

{Strong Bad types and pronounces intrigued as intriguéd.}

{Cut to The Field, at night}

STRONG BAD: So, help me out here. Were they missing some members? Where was their lead guitarist?

STRONG SAD: Uh, that was the whole band.

STRONG BAD: What?! You're not allowed to have a band with only three people in it! And something epse suspicious. What happened to the bassist's sunglasses? Did the lenses fall out?

STRONG SAD: No, Strong Bad, those were just regular glasses.

STRONG BAD: Shock and horror!

{Cut to The Basement. Strong Bad and Strong Sad are playing what looks like an Atari game}

STRONG BAD: But they must be like, a brand new band, right?

STRONG SAD: No, they've been around for five or six years now...

STRONG BAD: Then why haven't they grown their hair long yet?

STRONG SAD: I think those are just their haircuts, Strong Bad.

STRONG BAD: Really?

{Cut to the bathroom. Strong Sad is brushing his eeth, while Strong Bad is just standing there talking, holding his toothbrush.}

STRONG BAD: So somebody must've stolen their costume trailer, huh? Man, that's rough. They couldn't wear any of their spandex, or latex, or (techmex?)...

STRONG SAD: {takes toothbrush out of mouth to speak} They don't wear costumes. They were probably just wearing what they've been wearing all day.

STRONG BAD: But... The music rocked.

STRONG SAD: {takes toothbrush out of mouth again to speak} Yes.

STRONG BAD: And they weren't wearing costumes.

STRONG SAD: {takes toothbrush out of mouth again to speak} No.

STRONG BAD: Huh... Interesting.

{cut to a mud-bath area in the field. Strong Bad and Strong Sad both have towels on their heads and cucumber slices on their eyes. Strong Sad's stomach is sticking out of the top of the mud bath}

STRONG BAD: There were no (hot/high) leg kicks, no choreographed spin moves... And that one guy

{transcript in progress, saving in case of a computer crash}

Easter Eggs

  • At the end, click on the word "favorite" to see a short scene with Senor Cardgage.
  • Click on the word "bands" at the end to see a clip of Limozeen: "but they're in space!".
  • Click on the reflection of Strong Bad's diamond at the end to see where the mud baths came from.

Fun Facts

Remarks

  • Strong Sad claims to have never heard of Limozeen, despite the fact that he watched a cartoon starring them in best thing.

Real-World References

  • ESPN Classic is an ESPN-run TV network showing reruns of sports events and other sports-related programming.
  • "Intregway" is a parody of the Segway PT, a personal transportation device.

External Links

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