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Strong Bad Email #149
watch disconnected some kinda robot
You got SBlounskched!!

Strong Bad gets his own candy product.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Senor Cardgage, Coach Z, Marzipan, Strong Sad, Homestar Runner (Easter egg), Marshie (Easter egg)

Places: Computer Room, Brothers' Strong Bathroom, The Field, Marzipan's House, Strong Bad's Basement

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: March 21, 2006

Running Time: 2:58

Page Title: Lappy 486

Contents

Transcript

Check one, check two. Sibilants. Sibilants. SBEmail.

(While reading, Strong Bad inserts exaggerated pauses where the ellipses are in the e-mail.)

STRONG BAD: {typing} Well, of course you're not, Somone. Or else you would've fallen prey to Edgar's Baby's Daddy: my Homestar junkmail filter.

{clears screen}

STRONG BAD: {typing} So what I don't have a candy product. I betcha I will by the end of this email. I'm famous, popular, and chick-magnet enough to have a candy product. Why is it athletes are the only ones with their own candy bars? Shouldn't they have their own brand of, like, jock-strap or divorce lawyer, instead?

{clears screen}

(Periodic table, incomplete)

 
 

Darkium Chocolatium

 
 

Peanutbutter

5
Pz

Pretzelium

6
Cr

Crispity

7
Ch

Chewy

8
Go

Gooey Center

9
Ca

Caramelium

10
Pf

Puffed Rice

11
Ma

Marshmalloid

12
Fg

Fudge

13
Ha

Hard Candium

14
Cc

Candy Coating

15
Ng

Nougat

16
Tf

Taffium

103
Mt

Minty Fresh

104
Al

Almond

105
Bg

Bubble Gum

106
Wa

Wafer Things

Easter Eggs

Junkmail Filta
  • Click "Edgar's Baby's Daddy" to see Strong Bad's Homestar junkmail filter.
Edgar´s Baby´s Daddy
H*R Junkmail Filta

Subject               | Time  |      Sender
----------------------+-------+----------------
Re: Besing Friends    | 10:22 | Homestar Runner
Draw Trogdor again ;) | 10:22 | Homestar Runner
Re: re: re: resending | 10:23 | Homestar Runner
Re: PharmBlacy news   | 10:23 | Homestar Runner
Possible caper        | 10:23 | Homestar Runner
Rrrrates so low!!!!   | 10:24 | Homestar Runner
Shemp vs. Curly Joe   | 10:24 | Homestar Runner
It's almost 10:25!!   | 10:24 | Homestar Runner
  • At the end of the e-mail, click the front SBLOUNSKCHED! bar to see a short scene of Homestar (dressed as a robber) preparing to steal a discarded candy product.
  • Also click the SBLOUNSKHED! logo below the candy bars to see a short scene of Marshie as invinsible gaseous marshmallow vapor.
MARSHIE: {creepy voice} You can't destroy me!

Fun Facts

Goofs

  • There is no back button at the end of the e-mail.

Inside References

  • "Re: re: re: resending" is a possible reference to bottom 10, where Strong Bad explains that he hates emails that have more than one Fwd:, or Re: in the subject line.
  • This is another example of characters peeking from behind objects in the foreground.
  • One of the rejected forms for the candy bar is the bust of Van Buren.
  • At the beginning of the commercial, small print at the bottom reveals that it is a production of Cheap As Free Foodstuffs.
  • Marshie's creepy voice in the Easter egg is similar to an Easter egg in Pumpkin Carve-nival.

Real-World References

  • The "SBLOUNSKCHED!" commercial refers to ads for candies like Mentos where it is suggested that consumers of the product can do anything at all.
  • Baby Ruth is a popular candy bar 2 oz. in size in a log-shaped form. Strong Bad's allusion to its scatological appearance is most likely a reference to a like-minded gag in the film Caddyshack.

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