butt IQ
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Strong Bad Email #3
A writer asks Strong Bad how you can tell if someone has a stupid butt. Strong Bad explains the concept of the Transitive Butt Property.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad
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Transcript
STRONG BAD: {singing} Checkin' my email, checkin' my email, checkin'-checkin'-checkin'-checkin' my email. {stops singing}
Dear Mr Bad, How do you know if someone's butt is stupid? I mean, is there like some kind of IQ test? Crapfully yours, Tyler
STRONG BAD: Oh, come on Tyler! Don't you remember your algebra, man? It's called the "Transitive Butt Property". And it clearly states that the "stupidity" of somebody's butt is greater than or equal to the "stupidity" of that person's head. {types "stupid (butt) ≥ stupid (head)"} So, take our friend Homestar Runner for instance; {A very bad graphic of Homestar Runner appears on the screen.} Look at his stupid head. {his head is labelled "stupid (head)"} Look how stupid his head is. Okay, so you can easily infer from this that because he has such a stupid head that easily his butt is going to be at least as stupid if not stupider. {his butt is labelled "stupid/stupider (butt)"} So there you have it.
Okay, so until next time, on a scale from one to awesome, I'm super great.
{The Paper comes down, reading "Click here to email Strong Bad"}
Fun Facts
- The paper at the end is shorter than in the first two SBemails (likely to prevent covering up the image of Homestar).
- This is the first email ending with "Crapfully yours"
- The email was inspired by the song "You've Got An Ugly And Stupid Butt" from Strong Bad Sings (which later made its way to the real Strong Bad Sings CD).
- The real Transitive Property of algebra states: Two numbers equal to the same or equal numbers are equal to each other.
