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Revision as of 07:12, 16 September 2004

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Screenshot

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Summary

Strong Bad Email #70

Somebody asks Strong Bad why he is so mean to the guy with the big white face and grey body.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Strong Sad, The Poopsmith

STRONG BAD: Hoo! Cha! Cheritiza! Hooritajuzu-duh-email!

{reading}

Dear Strong Bad,

Why are you so mean to the guy with the big white face and gray body?

Jen C from Millbrae, CA

{typing} Big, white face and gray body?!? Who is she talking about? Hang on a second. {types run "M4RZ1P4N"} Is she talking about Marzipan? {Marzipan's picture shows up on his computer} No, her head is...more like a baseball bat. {types run "bu-hubs"} Mayeb Bubs? No. Bubs is definitely of the blue-headed persuasion. {types run "undabite"} Homestar's got the white head, but...his body's just kinda that red skirt. {types run "no-neck"} Strong Mad doesn't really have a head or a body. {types run "dacheese"} The Cheat's physiology just plain baffles me. {types run "mr.smith"} Um, the Poopsmith? Oh, the Poopsmith! Why would she think he has a gray body? Maybe her monitor isn't calibrated right. Or maybe she's like...one one of those old black and white monitors. {types run "b/w", it converts his monitor to an old Macintosh layout} That's it! {tabs out of the Macintosh layout, starts typing} Yeah, maybe I am a little hard on that guy. I should do something nice for him.

{Strong Bad gets up, Strong Sad walks past}

STRONG SAD: Just on my way to do some stuff--oh! What's this say? {reads the email, mumbling} Finally! My come-uppance has arrived! I should go wait somewhere inconspicuous and act none the wiser. {The cartoon changes so it looks like we're on the Macintosh setup with the caption "A little while later..." We see Strong Sad standing out in the field.} Oh, nothing, nothing... {Strong Bad starts walking past him with a cake behind his back} Oh, hey, Strong Bad!

STRONG BAD: Hey, wiggity-wiener.

STRONG SAD: Did you have something you wanted to tell me?

STRONG BAD: Ummm...you're the wiggity-wiener?

STRONG SAD: No, not that. What are you holding behind your back?

STRONG BAD: Ummm...a single deuce? Doosh? {flips him the single deuce}

STRONG SAD: No, your other back!

STRONG BAD: Uhhh...cake for the Poopsmith? Doosh? {throws the cake in Strong Sad's face} Aww, look what you made me do! Now I gotta make the Cheat make me another cake. {walks off}

STRONG SAD: I wish I could say that this is the first time this has happened to me. Today.

{Back to the Mac screen, "Another while later..." we cut to the Poopsmith and his pile of whats-it. Strong Bad walks up to him with another cake.}

STRONG BAD: Hey doodoo man! I just wanted to apologize for throwing that first cake at Strong Sad. I put some beans on it. You know. In case maybe you wanted beans on it. {The Poopsmith shrugs} I hope there's no hard feelings. {The Poopsmith takes the cake} Anyways, it really stinks over here, so, uhh...I'm--I'm gonna go. Enjoy the cake.

{Strong Bad walks off, The Paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on the image of The Cheat to check out his physiology.
  • At the end you can click on a bit of poo on The Poopsmith's shovel to download those mac desktops as wallpaper.
  • Also at the end, you can click on the cake to see what the cake looks like - you can keep clicking on it to add toppings to it. You can add (in this order): fortune cookies, Chinese food, grapes, Golden Grahams cereal, ice cubes, lemon slices, and finally, a Swiss Cake Roll and the "50" candle from 50 emails.

Fun Facts

  • The email's page title says "Compy 086" instead of "Compy 386", and there's an icon on the black and white mac desktop that says "Compy 086".
  • The first cake said, "Hey Poopsmith! Here's a cake!" All you have to do is view it in fullscreen and zoom in on it. It's hard to read, but legible.
  • The Apple desktop has Karateka on it, a very famous game from 1984 by Jordan Mechner.

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