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| - | [[Image:newhrstore.png|thumb|right|220px|Homestore Runner!]]
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| - | The '''[[HRStore:|Store]]''' is where one can buy [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] merchandise. It is also the main source of income for [[The Brothers Chaps]], allowing HomestarRunner.com to remain ad-free.
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| - | '''Page Title:''' All Types of Crazy Crap
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| - | ==Front Page==
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| - | ===April 3, 2007===
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| - | <big>'''PISTOLS FOR PANDAS!!'''</big>
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| - | Pandas are fat, slow creatures and they need all the firepower they can get! The charitable wildlife organization "Pistols for Pandas" puts handguns in the paws of underprivileged and unarmed pandas. Show your support for this just cause and buy a '''[[HRStore:piforpa.html|Pistols for Pandas T-Shirt]]''' today!
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| - | And while you're here, be sure to visit our '''[[HRStore:combovaluemenu.html|Combo Menu Values]]''' section for all of our best deals on DVDs, Figurines and more!
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| - | ===Older News===
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| - | *''To view older news, see '''Store Front Page News [[Store Front Page News 2007|2007]]''', '''[[Store Front Page News 2006|2006]]''', and '''[[Store Front Page News 2005|2005]]'''''.
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| - | ==Products==
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| - | === Combo Menu Values! ===
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| - | * [[Store Combos]]
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| - | ===Clothing===
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| - | ==== Currently Offered Clothing ====
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| - | * [[Store T-Shirts]]
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| - | * [[Store Polo Shirts]]
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| - | * [[Store Hooded Sweatshirts]]
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| - | ===Accessories===
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| - | *[[Store Accessories#Baseball Caps|Baseball Caps]]
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| - | *[[Store Accessories#Beanie Caps|Beanie Caps]]
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| - | *[[Store Accessories#Messenger Bags|Messenger Bags]]
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| - | *[[Store Accessories#Tote Bag|Tote Bag]]
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| - | ===Toys===
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| - | *[[Store Toys#Kick The Cheat|Kick The Cheat]]
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| - | *[[Store Toys#Collectible Figurines|Collectible Figurines]]
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| - | ===CD/DVDs===
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| - | *[[Store CD/DVDs]]
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| - | ===2-Dimensional Stuff===
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| - | * [[Store Posters]]
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| - | * [[Store Other 2-D Stuff]] (Patches, Static Clings, and Bumper Stickers)
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| - | ===Freebies===
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| - | * [[Store Freebies]]
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| - | ====No Longer Available====
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| - | *Tattoos — Featuring images of Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Strong Badia themes, and others.
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| - | *Floaty pens — One side of this pen features The Cheat in the tire moving back and forth in front of the Strong Badia background. The other side of the pen displays the Strong Badia Flag.
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| - | *MiniPins — An older set of six colorful MiniPins featuring the most popular Homestar characters.
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| - | *Buttons — Colorful Magnetized Character Buttons.
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| - | *Strong Bad Mask — As seen in [[Sample of Style Too]]
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| - | *Stickers — Hi My Name Is _______
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| - | *Trogdor Baseball Cap — A beige baseball cap with Trogdor on it
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| - | *T-Shirts — Strong Sad Shirt, Marzipan Shirt
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| - | *''See also [[Store Freebies#Past Freebies|past freebies]] for freebies no longer offered.''
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| - | ==Store Footer==
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| - | [[Image:Homestar Comin'.PNG|200px|thumb|right|The footer]]
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| - | The '''store footer''' is a small animation at the bottom of every store page. It features [[Bubs]] at his [[Bubs' Concession Stand|concession stand]], bobbing his head. The animation changes throughout the day and year. If you click on the 'D' in "BUBS' CONCES5ION STAN'''D'''", [[Homestar Runner]] will run up to Bubs' and do the short dance he did in [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]], then leave. In the winter theme, Homestar Runner wears his hat from [[The Best Decemberween Ever]].
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| - | ====Time of year changes====
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| - | *'''Summer Theme:''' ''Footer Introduction'' – November 15, 2005
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| - | *'''Autumn Theme:''' November 16, 2005 – January 8, 2006
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| - | *'''Winter Theme:''' January 9, 2006 – March 23, 2006
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| - | *'''Summer Theme:''' March 24, 2006 – November 7, 2006
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| - | *'''Autumn Theme:''' November 8, 2006 – January 20, 2007
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| - | *'''Winter Theme:''' January 21, 2007 – March 31, 2007
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| - | *'''Spring Theme:''' April 1, 2007 – ''Present''
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| - | ====Time of day changes====
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| - | *'''Sunrise:''' 4:00 a.m. – 6:00 a.m.
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| - | *'''Day:''' 6:00 a.m. – 6:00 p.m.
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| - | *'''Sunset:''' 6:00 p.m. – 8:00 p.m.
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| - | *'''Night:''' 8:00 p.m. – 4:00 a.m.
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| - | ===Images===
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| - | Image:Summer Store Daytime.PNG|<center>'''Summer Daytime'''</center>
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| - | Image:Summer Store Sunny.PNG|<center>'''Summer Sunrise/set'''</center>
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| - | Image:Summer Store Night.PNG|<center>'''Summer Night'''</center>
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| - | </gallery>
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| - | Image:Autumn Store Daytime.PNG|<center>'''Autumn Daytime'''</center>
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| - | Image:Autumn Store Sunny.PNG|<center>'''Autumn Sunrise/set'''</center>
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| - | Image:Autumn Store Night.PNG|<center>'''Autumn Night'''</center>
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| - | </gallery>
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| - | Image:Winter Store Daytime.PNG|<center>'''Winter Daytime'''</center>
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| - | Image:Winter Store Sunny.PNG|<center>'''Winter Sunrise/set'''</center>
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| - | Image:Winter Store Night.PNG|<center>'''Winter Night'''</center>
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| - | </gallery>
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| - | Image:Spring Store Daytime.PNG|<center>'''Spring Daytime'''</center>
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| - | Image:Spring Store Sunny.PNG|<center>'''Spring Sunrise/set'''</center>
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| - | Image:Spring Store Night.PNG|<center>'''Spring Night'''</center>
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| - | </gallery>
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| - | ==Flash Scenes==
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| - | *After buying something, you'll be taken to one of several short [[Store Thank You Messages]].
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| - | *When you look at your shopping cart, various items will randomly generate small flash scenes with text on the page, with links to other popular items:
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| - | **Strong Bad standing alone with a "GAR<strike>B</strike>AGE SALE" sign.
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| - | **:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah?! You think that stuff is so great? Well, check out this other crap!!
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| - | **Flicking the [[The Cheat's Lightswitch|lightswitch]], with a [[The Cheat's Glowsticks|glowstick]]:
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| - | **:'''THE CHEAT:''' They told me to tell you that you'd also like these things. Meh.
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| - | **Sitting at the concession stand:
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| - | **:'''BUBS:''' If you like that stuff, check this junk out!
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| - | **Trogdor chasing a peasant, both drawn in pixel art.
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| - | **:'''TROGDOR:''' This other stuff'll really burninate your cottage, peasant.
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| - | **Running in place:
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| - | **:'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh hello. Umm... you forgot to buy this other stuff that you like.
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| - | ==Other Places To Buy==
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| - | ===Local Business Area Stores===
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| - | According to [[HRStore:reop.html|this page]], independent comic book, music/video, and other specialty shops now have an opportunity to sell H*R merchandise (The Brothers Chaps say that they must never have a sale on the products or have the prices lower than TBC have them marked, to keep sales good). Find them with the [[HRStore:storelocator.html|store locator]].
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| - | ===Froogle Search===
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| - | If you search for [http://froogle.google.com/froogle?q=Homestar+Runner Homestar Runner] at [http://froogle.google.com Froogle], you can see H*R products being sold at various other stores.
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| - | Homestar merchandise also turns up in the occasional issue of Previews Magazine (limited on-line version can be seen [http://previews.diamondcomics.com here]), which lists upcoming items available for purchase through local comic stores.
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| - | ===Comic Cons===
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| - | [[Image:Comic Con.jpg|thumb|Some seriously nerdy stuff]]
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| - | Merchandise was available for sale at Comic Conventions and shows around the country throughout 2005. The Homestar Runner booth was staffed by [[Don_and_Harriet_Chapman|Strong Dad and The Mother Chaps]]. Those who attended had a chance to win door prizes consisting of autographed merchandise. Freebies were included within every purchase.
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| - | Merchandise was also sold at booth #101 in the Exhibitor's Hall for all 4 days of [http://www.dragoncon.org/ DragonCon] in Atlanta, Georgia. The Homestar Runner booth was staffed by the Brothers Chaps, the Family Chaps, and other members of the Homestar crew.
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| - | This location was parodied in the short toon [[TrogdorCon '97]].
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| - | ==Fun Facts==
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| - | ===Trivia===
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| - | *From left to right, the T-shirts play the notes A, B, C-sharp, D-sharp, F-sharp, G-sharp, A-sharp, C, C-sharp, D-sharp, and E. You play songs by moving your mouse over shirts.
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| - | *While loading the musical shirt selection, a message flashes, reading "loading shirtfun".
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| - | *While loading a "Thank-you" message, a loading screen appears reading "load 'er up".
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| - | *The Kick The Cheat plush toy was not available for purchase for a five-month period beginning 12 April 2005.
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| - | ===Goofs===
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| - | *On the Store Locator map, Wisconsin is spelled "Wisonsin"
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| - | *On the Store Locator map, the links for Alberta and British Colombia are backwards; clicking Alberta references an anchor labeled "#BC", while clicking British Colombia references "#ALB". Also, the Nebraska link doesn't work.
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| - | *The Flash file with the T-shirts does not include Trogdor Lite, The Cheat - Navy Blue, Li'l Brudder, or Strong Sad. However, it does include a discontinued item: The Cheat - Red.
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| - | ===Inside References===
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| - | *The Store Locator on the new store features The United States and Canada in white underwear, a reference to [[weird dream]].
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| - | *The store's footer at the bottom of the store is Bubs's "checkitout" dance from [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]].
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| - | *The "GARBAGE SALE" sign with the "B" crossed out is a reference to [[garage sale]].
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| - | *"Support the Municipality!" is a reference to an Easter egg in the email [[disconnected]].
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| - | ===Real-World References===
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| - | *The "Trogdor High-Score Club" patch may be a takeoff of the old [[Wikipedia:Activision|Activision]] club patches where you sent them a picture of a high score on a game, and they would send you a club patch.
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| - | ==External Links==
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| - | *[[HRStore:|Visit the store]]
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| - | *[[HR:storeflash/bubsfooter.swf|View the footer at the bottom of the store]]
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| - | *[[HR:storeflash/bubspromo.swf|View Bubs's promotional message]]
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| - | *[[HR:storeflash/sbpromo.swf|View Strong Bad's promotional message]]
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| - | *[[HR:storeflash/cheatpromo.swf|View The Cheat's promotional message]]
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| - | *[[HR:storeflash/hspromo.swf|View Homestar Runner's promotional message]]
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| - | *[[HR:storeflash/trogpromo.swf|View Trogdor's promotional message]]
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| - | *[[HR:storeflash/tshirts.swf|View the musical T-shirt selection]]
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| - | *[http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://store.yahoo.com/homestarrunner/ View archived versions of the store from 2001-2005]
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