Where the Crap Are We?

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"Here's a Twinkie!"
This cartoon has no official name. "Where the crap are we?" is just part of Strong Bad's first line.

Strong Bad and Homestar find themselves in a mysterious blue space. Are they dead?

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Strong Bad

Date: 2003 or 2004

Running time: 0:39

DVD: Everything Else, Volume 1



{Strong Bad and Homestar are seen standing around in a mysterious blue space.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey Strong Bad, could you give me a hand with this—

STRONG BAD: {interrupting} Wait a minute, shut up. Where the crap ARE we?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I dunno. Someplace.

STRONG BAD: What're we doing here? It's like we're in Blue Fadey Land or something.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Uhhhm... maybe this is heaven! We're dead!

STRONG BAD: Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies.

{Homestar looks to his left, and produces a Twinkie from offscreen.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Here's a Twinkie.

STRONG BAD: Oh. Maybe this is heaven!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, and it's just you and me, forever!

{Strong Bad slowly turns his head toward the camera as Homestar says this. As Strong Bad speaks, the background grows red}

STRONG BAD: Wait a minute... this isn't heaven!!!

{Strong Bad flies to the left side of the screen and starts pounding on it.}


{Strong Bad slides down off the bottom of the screen.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: No, you're right. I think it's Massachusetts.

{Homestar smiles.}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on Homestar's twinkie at the end to see Homestar use it as a telephone.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {imitating telephone} Brinnng! Brinnng!
{Homestar holds the Twinkie up to his ear.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hello? Senator Pencilface. Yes, this is Homestar. Yes sir, I can save the day!
{He puts the Twinkie down in midair with a telephone click noise. Then he looks to his left and lifts his leg up as if to run off, then stops and puts his leg down.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Um... I really don't think there's a way out of here.

Fun Facts


  • This cartoon can be found in the program Macromedia Central by going into "Help → About Central" and Ctrl-doubleclicking on the "C" logo (On Mac go into "Central → About Central" and double CMD Clicking on the C logo). When given a password field, type in "sbemail" and press enter. The cartoon will then play in the "about" box.


  • The blue and red "fadey" backgrounds are color fill techniques known as gradients, where the color fades along the fill area.


  • Although this is not on the main site, the quote by Strong Bad — "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies" — was used as the Quote of the Week for June 10, 2005.
  • This toon also appeared in an Easter egg on Everything Else, Volume 1.

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