Where My Hat Is At Transcript
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Everyone loves the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete. File:hsfirst.JPG
On the day of the Big Game, the Homestar Runner lost his hat. Without it, he wouldn't be allowed to play. File:hsnohat.JPG
It wasn't under the couch. File:hscouch.JPG
Or on top of the teleset. File:hstv.JPG
It wasn't in the pool. File:hspool.JPG
Or cooking on the grill. File:hsgrill.JPG
It wasn't in the postbox. File:hsmailbox.JPG
Or under the auto. File:hscar.JPG
Pom-Pom hadn't seen it. File:hspompom.JPG
Neither had Coach Zee. File:hscoach.JPG
Bubs from the concession stand hadn't seen it. File:hsbubs.JPG
"If you can't find your hat, you're not allowed to play in today's Big Game," said the umpire. File:hsump.JPG
"Looks like I won't be able to play then," the Homestar Runner said reluctantly.. File:hsnoplay.JPG
"I could go for a few cold ones right about now," said the Homestar Runner. So he opened the icebox to grab a couple. File:hsfridge.JPG
When he opened the icebox, he noticed something strange, but he couldn't put his finger on it. File:openfridge.JPG
Between the milk and the cold ones was his hat. File:hsscream2.JPG
So, he grabbed his hat and a couple cold ones and ran to the Big Game. File:hsrunning.JPG
He got there just in time to score the winning run. File:hssafe.JPG
"Where did you find your hat?" asked Coach Zee. "Between the milk and the cold ones." File:hsteam.JPG
