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'''MIKE:''' Did you ever have to punch a time clock at any of your jobs?
'''MIKE:''' Did you ever have to punch a time clock at any of your jobs?
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'''MATT:''' I did. At, uh... uh... United Artists Theater I worked at.
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'''MATT:''' I did. At, uh... uh... United Artists Theater I worked at.
'''MIKE:''' I had to do it once too, when I worked in that warehouse.
'''MIKE:''' I had to do it once too, when I worked in that warehouse.
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'''MIKE:''' It made me feel like the common man.
'''MIKE:''' It made me feel like the common man.
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'''MATT:''' Yeah. Wasn't there something— It made me feel like that— the sheep and the wolf from those Looney Tunes cartoons. Wasn't theirs just kind of on a pole like that?
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'''MATT:''' Yeah. Wasn't there something— It made me feel like that— the sheep and the wolf from those Looney Tunes cartoons. Wasn't theirs just kind of on a pole like that?
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'''MIKE:''' Yeah, I think so. ''{pause}'' So this was the second version of this song. There was a much darker... version of the Cool—  
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'''MIKE:''' Yeah, I think so. ''{pause}'' So this was the second version of this song. There was a much darker... version of the Cool—  
'''MATT:''' Sonic Youth-ier version.
'''MATT:''' Sonic Youth-ier version.
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'''MIKE:''' Yeah.
'''MIKE:''' Yeah.
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'''MATT:''' "Stop creepin' at me" is how it ends. ''{pause}'' We did that as a Quote of the Day, I think, didn't we?
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'''MATT:''' "Stop creepin' at me" is how it ends. ''{pause}'' We did that as a Quote of the Day, I think, didn't we?
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'''MIKE:''' Yeah, we did. And Mirch Masala is an Indian restaurant about half a mile from here.
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'''MIKE:''' Yeah, we did. And Mirch Masala is an Indian restaurant about half a mile from here.
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'''MATT:''' Yeah. Except it's M-I-R... C-H.
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'''MATT:''' Yeah. Except it's M-I-R... C-H.
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'''MIKE:''' Oh, right. Right.
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'''MIKE:''' Oh, right. Right.
'''MATT:''' Right.
'''MATT:''' Right.
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'''MIKE:''' Hence the joke.
'''MIKE:''' Hence the joke.
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'''MATT:''' Exactly. There's an Easter egg there of "The Freewheelin' Eh, Steve". What's that?
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'''MATT:''' Exactly. There's an Easter egg there of "The Freewheelin' Eh, Steve". What's that?
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'''MIKE:''' Oh, yeah. ''{pause}'' Kinda wish there was a baloney sandwich truck. We should try to convince our friend, Matt, to, uh... have a baloney sandwich truck.
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'''MIKE:''' Oh, yeah. ''{pause}'' Kinda wish there was a baloney sandwich truck. We should try to convince our friend, Matt, to, uh... have a baloney sandwich truck.
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'''MATT:''' Yeah. ''{laughing}'' Look at that one that looks like— looks like a double Popsicle.
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'''MATT:''' Yeah. ''{laughing}'' Look at that one that looks like— looks like a double Popsicle.
'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''
'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''
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'''MATT:''' So the ''bread'' is cut to look like a double Popsicle, and then there's just baloney.
'''MATT:''' So the ''bread'' is cut to look like a double Popsicle, and then there's just baloney.
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'''MIKE:''' ''{partially over Matt's previous comment}'' And then there's a piece of baloney in it.
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'''MIKE:''' ''{partially over Matt's previous comment}'' And then there's a piece of baloney in it.
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'''MATT:''' That's great. ''{pause}'' What did ''you'' learn about... gluten, Mike, when you decided— did you do any wiki research for gluten?
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'''MATT:''' That's great. ''{pause}'' What did ''you'' learn about... gluten, Mike, when you decided— did you do any wiki research for gluten?
'''MIKE:''' I think I did, it's, uh... Yeah, what, like, bread?
'''MIKE:''' I think I did, it's, uh... Yeah, what, like, bread?
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'''MATT:''' Is it pro-biotic?
'''MATT:''' Is it pro-biotic?
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'''MIKE:''' I don't know. A lot of people were— Right after this... I found out a lot of people go on no-gluten diets.
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'''MIKE:''' I don't know. A lot of people were— Right after this... I found out a lot of people go on no-gluten diets.
'''MATT:''' Really?
'''MATT:''' Really?
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'''MIKE:''' Guess it's bad, yeah. Some...
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'''MIKE:''' Guess it's bad, yeah. Some...
'''MATT:''' So, I was pr—
'''MATT:''' So, I was pr—
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'''MIKE:''' Nice 3D tire swings, Matt.
'''MIKE:''' Nice 3D tire swings, Matt.
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'''MATT:''' Thanks. I was proud of that.
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'''MATT:''' Thanks. I was proud of that.
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'''MIKE:''' Yeah. ''{pause}'' That, uh, "I'm With Gluten Camp" shirt is sort of loosely based on, uh — just the colors of it — the, uh, Science Olympiad shirts that I think I got in sixth grade.  It was this... light yellow shirt with a blue Science Olympiad logo.
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'''MIKE:''' Yeah. ''{pause}'' That, uh, "I'm With Gluten Camp" shirt is sort of loosely based on, uh — just the colors of it — the, uh, Science Olympiad shirts that I think I got in sixth grade.  It was this... light yellow shirt with a blue Science Olympiad logo.
'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}''
'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}''
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''{pause}''
''{pause}''
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'''MIKE:''' Says talk. Say talk, Matt!
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'''MIKE:''' Says talk. Say talk, Matt!
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'''MATT:''' Uh, well... what is he...?
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'''MATT:''' Uh, well... what is he..?
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'''MIKE:''' Did you ever pull that trick? The old record—
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'''MIKE:''' Did you ever pull that trick? The old record—
'''MATT:''' Well, I'll tell you who ''did'' pull that trick was this guy, ''Justin'', from high school—
'''MATT:''' Well, I'll tell you who ''did'' pull that trick was this guy, ''Justin'', from high school—
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'''MIKE:''' That's right.
'''MIKE:''' That's right.
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'''MATT:''' —when me and Jamie's... hip hop band, Two Copies Sealed, was s'posed to play at the battle of the bands. It would've been the only video evidence that that band ever existed.
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'''MATT:''' —when me and Jamie's... hip hop band, Two Copies Sealed, was s'posed to play at the battle of the bands. It would've been the only video evidence that that band ever existed.
'''MIKE:''' Hey, I was in that band.
'''MIKE:''' Hey, I was in that band.
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'''MATT:''' I know. You were on stage playing bass.
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'''MATT:''' I know. You were on stage playing bass.
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'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' As a sophomore in college I was playing a high school battle of the bands.
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'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' As a sophomore in college I was playing a high school battle of the bands.
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'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' You were pretty cool.
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'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' You were pretty cool.
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'''MIKE:''' I was very cool. We were playing— We played a nice Jackson 5 cover, though.
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'''MIKE:''' I was very cool. We were playing— We played a nice Jackson 5 cover, though.
'''MATT:''' Yeah, and A Tribe Called Quest cover.
'''MATT:''' Yeah, and A Tribe Called Quest cover.
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'''MIKE:''' Did we? What'd we do?
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'''MIKE:''' Did we? What'd we do?
'''MATT:''' We did, um, Check the Rhyme.
'''MATT:''' We did, um, Check the Rhyme.
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'''MIKE:''' Really? I don't even remember that.
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'''MIKE:''' Really? I don't even remember that.
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'''MATT:''' Yeah. You and Gabe— Gabe got up and—
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'''MATT:''' Yeah. You and Gabe— Gabe got up and—
'''MIKE:''' Ah, nice.
'''MIKE:''' Ah, nice.
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'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''
'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''
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'''MATT:''' Were the two cuts. It was the most generic thing ever. ''{pause}'' Homestar's wearin' the— Nigel Tufnel's—
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'''MATT:''' Were the two cuts. It was the most generic thing ever. ''{pause}'' Homestar's wearin' the— Nigel Tufnel's—
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'''MIKE:''' ''{impersonating Nigel Tufnel}'' This is my exact bone structure.
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'''MIKE:''' ''{impersonating Nigel Tufnel}'' This is my exact bone structure.
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'''MATT:''' ''{impersonating Nigel Tufnel}'' His exact inner structure.
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'''MATT:''' ''{impersonating Nigel Tufnel}'' His exact inner structure.
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'''MIKE:''' ''{continuing to impersonate Nigel Tufnel}'' Done in a T-shirt.
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'''MIKE:''' ''{continuing to impersonate Nigel Tufnel}'' Done in a T-shirt.
''{pause}''
''{pause}''
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'''MATT:''' It wasn't that Homestar went to sleep for a long time.
'''MATT:''' It wasn't that Homestar went to sleep for a long time.
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'''MIKE:''' ''{partially over Matt's previous comment}'' No, that was the, uh... the baby break number one.
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'''MIKE:''' ''{partially over Matt's previous comment}'' No, that was the, uh... the baby break number one.
'''MATT:''' Yeah.
'''MATT:''' Yeah.
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''{pause}''
''{pause}''
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'''MATT:''' ''{singing}'' Oh, oh, oh! Tallahassee fade, Tallahassee fade, Tallahassee fade, Tallahassee fade!
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'''MATT:''' ''{singing}'' Oh, oh, oh! Tallahassee fade, Tallahassee fade, Tallahassee fade, Tallahassee fade!
''{Mike begins making percussion noises as Matt sings}''
''{Mike begins making percussion noises as Matt sings}''

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