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Crapfully yours,<br>
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The Smoking Monkey, DC<br>
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==Free Country, USA==
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I really really ''really'' like the way "[[Free Country, USA]]" has shaped up. So much that I'm going to nominate it for featured article (which I think it already has been, but I'll second the nomination). I fixed up a few things here and there and added some info on the characters' jobs and whatnot. I left notes in the edit summaries where I was unsure of things. Again, good prize! &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:45, 8 Sep 2005 (UTC)
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<div>subject: It's like this</div>
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Dear Chapmans,<br>
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I think if maybe you worried more about coming up<br>
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with funny things for the King of Town to say instead <br>
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of selling tee shirts, you might enjoy breakfast more.<br>
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:Yikes - I'm kind of stupified. I just left you a note conceding the article needed external revision. But a compliment? In real, non-digital life, I usually toe the ground, look away, and say "Uh, thanks, glad you liked it" if and when I get compliments. And I'll do that here, too. Glad you liked it. {{User:Thesmokingmonkey/sig}} 02:55, 8 Sep 2005 (UTC)
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::P.S. I'm not the only one [[HRWiki:Featured_Article_Selection#HRWiki:Featured_article_for_2005.2C_week_38|who thinks so]]. &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]
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Dear Malik and Marquez,<br>
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Strong Bad is a funny character, no argument there.<br>
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But for the love of Suudsu, please include more than<br>
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==Does anybody read this stuff?==
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A lot of people create user pages, and do a good job, but in the back of their mind they've gotta be wondering "Is anybody ever actually gonna ''read'' this?" I know I think that. Well, ''yours'' has been read, at least by one person, and I must say the line "though [not] I'm not suicidal, or teamed with a cagey old veteran cop nearing retirement, or short, or Australian" had me laughing hard. Sometime you must tell more of the story about the looter and your arresting him twice. &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:10, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC)
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:P.S. When I was proofing my post, I noticed an extra word there in what I quoted. I didn't see it the first time I read it, so nothing was taken away from the enjoyment of the humor. &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]
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Dear Mike and Matt,<br>
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It could be you need more King of Town.<br>
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:Hey, '''It's dot com'''. Glad you found something funny in the content of my page - I agree completely that people have to wonder if anyone reads them. I read other user pages primarily to learn more about a user. The better constructed pages tend to reflect how serious the user is about being part of the community - a page that says "I don't know what to write here" or "hi" really doesn't give a window into what the person behind the IP address is really like. And though it's in the Wiki rules not to disclose too much about yourself, a little bit is fine. I think it's a neat way to give a persona to the linked signature.
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:Back when the page was perpetuating the notion that the Smoking Monkey was, in fact, a monkey and the Director of Primate Studies at The Louvre, it made me chuckle. It all started with the picture - a slightly bewildered, striped-suit wearing chimp holding a pipe and enjoying what seems to be mineral water at an open air cafe told a story that wrote itself. I made the "character" because I wasn't really sure what to expect here at the HRWiki, and I also wanted people to laugh a little should they stumble upon it. After a while, though, I seriously doubted anyone was stumbling on it, and I also noticed at least one anonymous user freaked out at me when I reverted their edit. So I thought, "why not just do a normal user page?" If someone was curious (or angry) at me, they could see I wasn't some jerk pretending to be a monkey.
 
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:But, me being me, I couldn't leave humor out of the equation. And, as long as there's one person out there who might get a kick out of it, I'll add some stuff from time to time.
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=='''''[[User_talk:Thesmokingmonkey/Archive_1|MONKEY ARCHIVE #6]]'''''<small>*</small>==
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:And do you ''really'' want to hear the looter story? You know what happens when you ask soldiers to talk about war stories! They go on and on and on about them. But if you want to hear it, I'd be glad to tell. It is a pretty funny anecdote. &mdash; {{User:Thesmokingmonkey/sig}}12:01, 16 Sep 2005 (UTC)
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=='''''If Seized by the Wikimuse, Write Some Stuff Here: FREE OF CHARGE!'''''==
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Hi man! You are a member of that wiki, right? Have you seen the article about [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/HRWIKI us]? I know it's a parody wiki, but why center around the vandals? I don't have problem about the 30 year olds arguing with childern, which is kinda true. But the part inviting people to troll? Bugh! Can you please fix it? {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 16:55, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
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::I read it too. Top rate userpage. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 08:58, 26 Sep 2005 (UTC)
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:::'''ACH!''' '''E.L.,''' hey - I haven't checked this in a while, but I'll take a look. I can't promise anything, but the article is over the line, I see what I can do. {{User:Thesmokingmonkey/sig}} 11:51, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
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Ha ha! That term is priceless! I may steal it someday (without giving credit). I also like what you did with the conversation above, which, strangely, is much better than the original. I commented out my, er, comments there, because they seemed too serious in light of the revised wording. (For those of you wondering, I told Seriously and The thing to take their private chat somewhere besides a third party's user space, and I expressed my embarrassment that anyone, especially someone from here, would vandalize a wiki and then brag about it.) By the way, Dave, I'm sure you know this but I'll say it anyway: We don't ''like'' blocking people here; recently it just seems people are going out of their way to ''try'' and get blocked. Keep on tranglin'! &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:16, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
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must say, they're a cack!
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:The "banning" theme struck me as a great comedy vein - I ''do'' know how the wiki was crippled not too long ago by that auto-vandal or whatever that NMSC thing was, and there are certainly enough clowns trolling through here that need to be banned. No argument there. But you have to agree, '''''HRWiki: You Might Not Get Banned!''''' is a great slogan. Well, I'm off to mock the elderly, keep on tranglin' yourself, {{User:Thesmokingmonkey/sig}} 18:53, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
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== Geddy ==
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::I did notice that quite a bit of the article was dead-on accurate. I thought that kind of thing was frowned upon over there. ;) All four of the user subcategories are funny (and eerily true), but I especially like the following one. &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:26, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
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Now, The Smoking Monkey, surely there is no real connection between the Geddup Noise and that guy Geddy. First of all, "Geddup Noise" is just a mutation of "get up noise." TBC had two real choices on the spelling, "Gettup" and "Geddup," and nobody except Martha Stewart and my annoying ex-girlfriend actually enunciates ''-tt-'', so that leaves "Geddup." Furthermore, the shortening of "Geddup" to "Geddy" follows an expected pattern in English. You even see it all over the site: ''Marzipan&rarr;Marzy; King of Town&rarr;Kingy; Computer&rarr;Compy; Laptop&rarr;Lappy.'' And my last point is something you wrote yourself: "It could be a total coincidence." If it could be a total coincidence, and given the fact that there is no other corroborating evidence, don't you think that makes a bad fun fact? &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 06:10, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)
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:<blockquote>'''Normal Users'''<br>75% of HRWiki users fall into this category. ''Normal'' users is somewhat of a misnomer, as these are people who voluntarily choose to document a website. Like, not a movie, or a celebrity, or a television show, or a book. Like, holy crap, a website. Normal HRWiki users are all "[[HRWiki:WikiGnome|gnomes]]" and aspire one day to be sysops, which they will never be. These folks actually know what [[The Cheat]] is saying and delight in organizing, re-organizing, and re-re-organizing things until they are "just right" and then re-organizing them again.</blockquote>
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:Ben, sometimes the STUFF process is too harsh. STUFF, as far as I can see, is meant to seperate the wheat from the chaff. The first time I saw [[geddup noise]], that is the first thing that popped into my head when Homestar said it. I did not, however, suggest it anywhere. I didn't think it was important. Then, someone did. Curiously, whoever this was didn't even vote for their own remark.
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:::I second the slogan of "You Might Not Get Banned!" And your userpage r0X0rz. *is eaten by a grue* {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 00:03, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
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:So, I bucked the trend and voted yes. I don't think my votes really carry more or less weight than anyone else (except anonymous voters), and the STUFF forum is a chance for voters to express the reasoning behind their opinion. So, I expressed mine: I inlcuded the caveat because everyone had already signed the death warrant for the fact.
 
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:I agree with you - it's a bad fun fact. But that still didn't stop me from believing it, however tacitly - every other "geddy" I've heard relates to the musician, and I believe (perhaps erroneously) that TBC know about Rush. One Geddy, as it were, begets another.
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== Userpage ==
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I'm sorry I was ever mad at you. I have to admit, you have a really, ''really'' funny userpage. You have a great sense of humor. &mdash; {{User: Seriously/sig}} 17:46, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
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:And, just for my sake, you're not cross with me, are you? I know you're very particular about STUFF stuff, and I always seem to be plugging in squares into circle holes there with my comments. It would be no trouble at all to keep my paws off of the comments sections. {{User:Thesmokingmonkey/sig}} 10:32, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)
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== Weclome back! ==
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Good to see you, as always. Merry Christmas and a very Cheery Decemberween to you! &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:25, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
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:Yay! And you're back ... again ... for your moreorless bi-monthly single-edit visit ... ''just like me''! &mdash;[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 02:22, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
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::Dave, I'm not cross with you... quite the contrary. The fact is, I respect your opinion very much, which hopefully you already know. I was ready to close out this item hours ago, but I wanted the chance to at least speak to you about it first. This item shot past the 20-vote threshhold rather quickly, and, due to the lopsided nature of the vote, I was concerned that anyone on the minority side would feel like they were being crushed by a ton of bricks (or a [[Heavy Lourde]], if you prefer). Since you were in that minority, I felt I needed to keep it open until I could confer with you. Just lookin' out for my friend, is all. &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 14:14, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)
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::'''Mr. Viklas''', thanks for wecloming me back. I don't know - all these hectic bi-monthly edits can really put a strain on a dude. ^_^ Be well, {{User:Thesmokingmonkey/sig}} 21:38, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
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:::Thanks for clearing that up, Ben. Geddy Lee's pretty lame, anyway. :) {{User:Thesmokingmonkey/sig}} 15:30, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)
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<nowiki>*</nowiki><small>What happened to the other five archives, you ask? Curiously, they have been eaten by a grue. Grues do that, you know. </small>
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== Signature (Or, Span, Span, Span, Spannity SPAAAAN!)==
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What exactly are you trying to do? {{User:Some HSR themed username/sig}} 18:13, 5 Oct 2005 (UTC)
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:Oh, man. I noticed (or thought I noticed) '''Joshua''' had changed the green in his sig so that it now matched mine. So, I thought a little tweaking was in order. Then, I remembered I had really liked '''The Paper's''' sig, and this is what I came up with:
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:When I switched from my previous sig to this one, every instance where it occurred in the wiki threw the existing timestamp off. Now, whether you think the sig is an aesthetic nightmare or not (yes, I did get very very carried away :) ), does anyone know how to, er, stop this crazy thing? {{User:Thesmokingmonkey/sig}}10:54, 6 Oct 2005 (UTC)
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::Let me get this stright: You want a new sig, but don't want all the old ones to get changed. Right? Ok, this is what you need to do: Make the new sig in a subpage called /sig2 or /othersig or anything that you want. now change your preference to show the new sig. This way, every page with the old one would stay the same while every time you sign from now on will show the new sig. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 13:11, 6 Oct 2005 (UTC)
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:::Thanks for the input, E.L. {{User:Thesmokingmonkey/sig}} 13:35, 6 Oct 2005 (UTC)
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:::No, I think he just doens't want all the timestamps after it to get all messed up. &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]
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::::Well, I fixed it. See the second-to-last version of it in the sig page history. Your problem was that you didn't close all the span tags, and you didn't close things in the order you opened them. Before you change it, however, I just wanted to comment on what a bold, straightforward, and, er, classy signature you have at the time of this writing. &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 13:26, 6 Oct 2005 (UTC)
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:::::Yeah, I'm just going to leave it...for now. Thanks for fixing it, though, Ben - the span coding got away from me.
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:::::The only reason I wanted to change (and got away with my creation) is '''Joshua''' changed his sig's color to my shade of green. When I went to color (whenever that was), I went from blue to green. Then I noticed Joshua had the same green, so I made mine a shade darker. I'm in a verdant, shady struggle for my individuality! Maybe I'm wrong - I do have mild red/green colorblindness. I'll check again, though. I know the standard "spartan blue wikilink" works for you, but I needs me some flourish with mine. Does anyone have an orange signature? {{User:Thesmokingmonkey/sig}} 13:35, 6 Oct 2005 (UTC)
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::::::From what I collected (You know from what page), only [[User:Rainer/sig|Rainer]] and [[User:The Chort/sig|The Chort]] have orange signatures. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 13:41, 6 Oct 2005 (UTC)
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:::::::The fact that Joshua's sig is green notwithstanding (there are, after all, only so many colors that look good in a signature&mdash;just look at all the ones that ''don't'') and for what it's worth, the bold green to me has always conveyed a sense of confident, mature strength, and I really like the way it ties in with your user page. I'm not trying to argue for the status quo ''per se'', because if you don't ''like'' your sig then by all means you should get a new one. I'm just suggesting that you shouldn't change it merely for the sake of changing it. &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 14:05, 6 Oct 2005 (UTC)
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::::::::Ah! A trip to the wikipedia "colors" list finally put some meaning behind the numerals. I'm going to give '''''<font color=50C878;>this a shot</font>''''' and hope (color name omitted) remains either unknown or unpopular! {{User:Thesmokingmonkey/sig}} 14:26, 6 Oct 2005 (UTC)
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Hey Dave.  I was watching Tucker Carlson last night and it seemed like your monkey friend kicked the habit.  She is now taking long mornig walks instead. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}} 03:13, 9 Oct 2005 (UTC)
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::'''Rogue''' --- no, no way...I mean, '''no''', no way....the South African monkey?!?! It's free?!? {{User:Thesmokingmonkey/sig}} 03:20, 9 Oct 2005 (UTC)
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Well, I think it may be the one in Japan, and no, the South African one isn't freed... yet. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}} 03:22, 9 Oct 2005 (UTC)
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Man, Rogue, I'm real messed up. But I appreciate the relevance! Major bonus points for even noticing! ''Seriously''! Gotta dance now...woooo! {{User:Thesmokingmonkey/sig}} 03:26, 9 Oct 2005 (UTC)
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Your welcome.  Have fun with dancing. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}} 03:31, 9 Oct 2005 (UTC)
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Hi, dude! Just wnated to tell you that notstrongnorbad has changed his name to AbdiViklas. Maybe you could update his link and description. Anyway, rock rock on! {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 05:16, 10 October 2005 (UTC)
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:Er, I knew that...I meant it more figureatively, as in "if you were registered, I would make a concerted effort to talk to you" as opposed to just shooting random words of advice out in the dark, hoping the user on the other side would even be receptive and not fly into a trollish rage.  Kinda like you shooting me words of advice...in the light? Regardless, five or six bad edits in a row are frustrating, even if you sense the anon. user is trying to be helpful. I don't have enough pizazz to use the stick and carrot at the same time. &mdash; {{User:Thesmokingmonkey/sig}} 23:25, 11 October 2005 (UTC)
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::No, looking back, that was literal. But I should have said: "register and I'll explain 'the process,' " but then there's still the sticky wicket about whether or not the anon. user checks the recent changes...or listens to people named after devious primates...but, all this notwithstanding, I'll try the "talk" link for anons in the future. This is the Monkey who Smokes (once in a blue moon, these days), signing off (eh, you're glad I went with the new 'conservative' sig rather than the new 'conceptual nightmare' one, aren't you, Ben?)
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::::I think you can assume that the vast majority of anonnies do ''not'' check the recent changes page. I was a ''logged-in'' user for a couple of months before I started checking it regularly. (I stuck mainly to my watchlist.) And I must say, nothing quite gets someone's attention quite like '''"You have new messages"''' branded in orange across the top of the page. (Didn't it get your heart going a little just now when you saw it for ''this'' message? It always does me.) In fact, it was a welcome message on my IP talk page that encouraged me to take that step and finally register. &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:35, 13 October 2005 (UTC) (By the way, regarding the "Danger-Skew" fact (of which I, like you, am in favor), "that's the joke" is actually an argument ''against''.)
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:::::I guess I need to go to STUFF boot camp! The phrase there was not meant to be dismissive, it's the "the fact is right: that is the joke in case you missed it." I presume you thought it was funny when you saw it because you construed Bubs was reading from a cue card - that's what got me. TBC captured the "crappy home-movie" genre softly there, more heavy-handedly later (when Renaldo asks before ''and'' after his takes whether he should start and stop). As I've said before, my STUFF comments are always a little off, and I will continue to make them fearlessly, because I don't mind if they're edited or deleted...just misinterpreted.
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:::::Anyway, I'm still looking for that anonymous user that I want to say, "hey, buddy, why not join?" similar to [[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]]. Maybe I'll just orange bar the masses. On the flip side, every so often there's the anon. user (let us call them Mao Xidong) who makes a series of terrible edits, a terrible '''Five Year Editing Spree Forward'''...in that case, getting the orange bar across the top screen would be a good idea.
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:::::WikiBiz aside, how ya been, Ben? How's the sysop life treating you? I could sure use a freaking cigarette these days. &mdash; {{USer:Thesmokingmonkey/sig}}
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::::::Well, Dave, I'm good. I will set aside the fact that you said "how ya been, Ben" and pretend I'd never heard that one before. ;) Sysop life is fine... the only notable difference is I can edit protected pages, delete pages in general, and punish evildoers. Not much else has changed. I'm still the same ''me''. I want to encourage you in your effort to become the Non-smoking Monkey, for the same reason Homestar gives when [[invisibility|punched in the gut]] by Swiss Cake Rolls. &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:23, 13 October 2005 (UTC)
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:::::::Look, [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]], let me level with you: you are my first completely digital friend. I have no idea who you are, pretty much like you have no idea who I am. The digital dimension of this type of interpersonal relation takes away a very, very crucial element from non-digital relations: context. In non-digital life, once you get to know me, you quickly realize I like to joke around a lot. Not the "being a jerk" type, the "trying to make you laugh" kind. You strike me as being a pretty serious dude, to the point where your comments confuse me. You've seen the confusion before, on this page, in fact, as in the "Geddy" thing - I honestly thought you were coming down on me. I have a really, really hard time telling who's being stern or abrupt and who's just typing succinctly and earnestly. I only typed/said "how ya been" in the most casual, inoffensive way I knew how. As always, no offense meant, and, as usual, I can't tell if you're offended or just "kidding back." In any case, you're doing a great job, and I'm glad the Wiki is doing so well. Peace, and 5000 [[G|g's]]&mdash; {{User:Thesmokingmonkey/sig}} 21:21, 13 October 2005 (UTC)
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::::::::<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh* Oh, Dave. Kidding back. Always kidding back. Reread my comment above. I have inserted one of those emoticon things to help make my meaning clear. If you're ever in doubt, you should probably just mentally put one after each sentence I type. ;) I have an ''extremely'' dry sense of humor, which is why I find [[First Time Here?|the joke that is my name]] so funny, as well as the reply "Oww, those things are bad for you" to being punched by what one thinks is floating Swiss Cake Rolls. Like you said, you have no idea who I am, so you don't know that I'm really not that serious a dude at all, and it takes a lot to really offend me. I only come across that way because I think seriously about an absurd cartoon (much the same way Jerry and George would think about things), because I can use long words and understand deep concepts, and because sometimes I'm forced to when I'm acting in my capacity as a sysop. You should hang out at the IRC sometime. It's easier to get to know folks there. And seriously ;), I'm glad you're trying to completely quit smoking. &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:02, 13 October 2005 (UTC)
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:::::::::There's so sighing in wiki! Gotcha loud and clear - I'm dry, but ''man'', you are ''dryyyyy''. I've made two of those IRC sessions, and I somehow end up being busy or just forgetting altogether. I will try for next week's one, however. And, as always in cliched closing, it's all good in the hood, or something to that effect. ^_^ &mdash; {{User:Thesmokingmonkey/sig}} 12:33, 14 October 2005 (UTC)
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I don't want to barge into the discussion, but from what I learned in my few days in the IRC channel is that if you stay long enough, a discussion would eventualy arise. Just leave it open. there always a few people there, just hanging out (Don't tell nobody, but secretly we're really just hangin out.) Come! join us! {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 15:28, 14 October 2005 (UTC)
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:Hey, no worries, E.L. I'll try to make it this Monday - I go as "TSM." See you there! &mdash; {{User:Thesmokingmonkey/sig}} 15:41, 14 October 2005 (UTC)
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On being a signature-related web standards nerd: It'd be much easier to maintain your signature if rather than using the [[User:Thesmokingmonkey/sig|mess of <nowiki><small></nowiki> tags]] that you have now, if you just used one simple styled <nowiki><span></nowiki> tag, by adding the <span style="font-variant:small-caps;">font-variant:small-caps; Style Delcaration</span> to your outer span!
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Cheers! {{User:Thetorpedodog/SIG}} 17:54, 19 October 2005 (UTC)
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:Cheers to you too, '''torpedo dog''', but all I gotta do is <nowiki>{{User:Thesmokingmonkey/sig}}</nowiki> for my sig; my "many shades of green" experiement was a mess, so I dropped it before it began. Thanks for the suggestion, though. &mdash; {{User:Thesmokingmonkey/sig}} 18:36, 19 October 2005 (UTC)
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::Well, this applies to your <em>current</em> sig: You could reformulate it as <nowiki>'''''[[User:Thesmokingmonkey|<span style="color:#177245;text-decoration:underline;font-variant:small-caps">the Smoking Monkey</span>]]'''''</nowiki> and it shows up like so:
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::<blockquote>'''''[[User:Thesmokingmonkey|<span style="color:#177245;text-decoration:underline;font-variant:small-caps">the Smoking Monkey</span>]]'''''</blockquote>
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::I suppose I just put it in the old heading since it seemed most relevant&hellip;
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::And I only need to <nowiki>{{User:Thetorpedodog/SIG}}</nowiki> for mine, in case you didn't notice ;)
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::{{User:Thetorpedodog/SIG}} 22:56, 19 October 2005 (UTC)
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:::'''TTD''' - Thanks for all your helpful tinkering, but I'm going to stick with the old sig, because your more elegant code produces a slightly different scale than I wanted:
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:::'''''[[User:Thesmokingmonkey|<span style="color:#177245;text-decoration:underline;font-variant:small-caps">the Smoking Monkey</span>]]''''' vs. {{User:Thesmokingmonkey/sig}} 11:18, 20 October 2005 (UTC)
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sighn up to be in my halloween party on my user talk page! include costume![[User:Jibney]] 23:11, 30 October 2005 (UTC)
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:I will attend, but only if you can satisfactorally answer Fermat's Last Theorem for me. &mdash; {{User:Thesmokingmonkey/sig}} 15:39, 31 October 2005 (UTC)
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::Well, your reply here led me to read [[Wikipedia:Fermat's last theorem#Trivia|Fermat's last theorem]], and I will share the interesting trivia I found there (I already knew the bit about ''Star Trek''): "A sum, proved impossible by the theorem, appears in an episode of the ''[[Wikipedia:Simpsons|Simpsons]]'', '[[Wikipedia:Treehouse of Horror VI|Treehouse of Horror VI]]'.  In the three-dimensional world in 'Homer<sup>3</sup>', the equation 1782<sup>12</sup> + 1841<sup>12</sup> = 1922<sup>12</sup> is visible, just as the dimension begins to collapse.  The joke is that the twelfth root of the sum does evaluate to 1922 due to rounding errors when plugged into most handheld calculators." &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:02, 31 October 2005 (UTC)
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:::Man, those Simpson writers, always fitting in minutiae for us nerds. I admit that I was ignorant of the theorem until a few months ago when I read about it in the [[Wikipedia:the Economist|the Economist]]. Not being a mathmetician (or even remotely proficient in math) I was still intrigued by a theorem written by a man who viewed math as a hobby that caused great math minds fits. I eagerly look forward to Mr. Jibney's solution! &mdash; {{User:Thesmokingmonkey/sig}} 16:51, 31 October 2005 (UTC)
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::::For the record, my calculator showed 1921.9999999558672254029113283703 as the 12th root of the sum of 1782 and 1841, each raised to the 12th power. Not an integer, for sure, but pretty darn close. &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]
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:::::Close, but no cigar! ^_^ I think that's what makes it so great: seemingly simple on the surface, maddening in practice. The weirdest thing is that this theorem was just a ''random scribble'' in one of Fermat's books...maybe one day, when lazily reading something, I can come up with a profound insight or unprovable formula. Based on the quality of my doodles from the last 20 years, I'm much more likely to draw a cartoon penguin or some kinda robot. &mdash; {{User:Thesmokingmonkey/sig}} 17:01, 31 October 2005 (UTC)
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I'm holding off deleting your old image until you replace it with your new one. By the way, who's that next to you there? &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:13, 15 November 2005 (UTC)
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:My ''Straine'' sheila. I would have left her in, but 1) she has no idea what in strewth Homestar Runner is and 2) she has these huge faux eyelashes that just don't look right. Something like this: W_W. Roughly. &mdash; {{User:Thesmokingmonkey/sig}}
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== Dude, where's my monkey? ==
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Havn't seen you in a while, man. Where have you been? Are you quiting now on us? I miss your long comments and funny replys. <!-- Well, we still got AbdiViklas for that.. --> {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 10:23, 27 November 2005 (UTC)
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:'''Yikes!''' Me? ''Missed?'' ^_^ The truth is, to keep my comedy chops sharp, I've been over at [http://www.uncyclopedia.org Uncyclopedia] as '''Wild Weasel''' creating, creating, creating. Not to take anything away from this wiki, but here I always feel restrained. I'm a writer, and sometimes us writing types go glass-eyed over the more gnomish aspects (recent changes, templates, technical stuff guys like you are totally kick a** at) that make this Wiki what it is. I'm not cutting or running - I'll be back with some stupid stuff to say, but as for now, I'm having too much fun making articles where the humor content is 100% (or at least 95%) Monkey-created.
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:You've all been very good to me, even when I lost my temper and got prima-donnaish ([[Pasta Salad]] *ahem*), and I swear I'll make an IRC chat one of these days. Guys like you and '''It's Dot Com''', '''Abdi''' and '''Rogue''' got shout-outs because I liked working with, or at least around, you. You all rock.
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:Guess I'm too much of an impatient free-spirit, E.L. But I'm not gone.
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:'''HUTTAH!''' &mdash; {{User:Thesmokingmonkey/sig}} 02:48, 29 November 2005 (UTC)
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Hello person named Thesmokingmonkey! I herd a roomer (i know it's not spelled right) from an ugly bird that you were able to write random stuff here for free! well since i cannot afford the money cost variety I decided to write some stuff here, since it’s free-n-stuff. Anyways got to get back to aimlessly wandering the wiki. ( you do not have to respond to my comment, even though I have a cool name, and high bangs)
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We're Always Awsome! {{User:Palaroncini Larry/sig}} 20:51, 10 May 2012 (UTC)

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[edit] MONKEY ARCHIVE #6*

[edit] If Seized by the Wikimuse, Write Some Stuff Here: FREE OF CHARGE!

[edit] Uncyclopedia

Hi man! You are a member of that wiki, right? Have you seen the article about us? I know it's a parody wiki, but why center around the vandals? I don't have problem about the 30 year olds arguing with childern, which is kinda true. But the part inviting people to troll? Bugh! Can you please fix it? Elcool (talk)(contribs) 16:55, 8 February 2006 (UTC)

ACH! E.L., hey - I haven't checked this in a while, but I'll take a look. I can't promise anything, but the article is over the line, I see what I can do. THE SMOKING MONKEY 11:51, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

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Ha ha! That term is priceless! I may steal it someday (without giving credit). I also like what you did with the conversation above, which, strangely, is much better than the original. I commented out my, er, comments there, because they seemed too serious in light of the revised wording. (For those of you wondering, I told Seriously and The thing to take their private chat somewhere besides a third party's user space, and I expressed my embarrassment that anyone, especially someone from here, would vandalize a wiki and then brag about it.) By the way, Dave, I'm sure you know this but I'll say it anyway: We don't like blocking people here; recently it just seems people are going out of their way to try and get blocked. Keep on tranglin'! — It's dot com 17:16, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

Ahoy, Ben, glad you liked the article and the new acronym. I decided, hey, if anyone had a good idea of the workings of HRWiki and how to lampoon them, it'd be me. Especially since the one that was there was mean. And stupid. Stupid and mean. You guys don't deserve that, so I did my best to fix it.
The "banning" theme struck me as a great comedy vein - I do know how the wiki was crippled not too long ago by that auto-vandal or whatever that NMSC thing was, and there are certainly enough clowns trolling through here that need to be banned. No argument there. But you have to agree, HRWiki: You Might Not Get Banned! is a great slogan. Well, I'm off to mock the elderly, keep on tranglin' yourself, THE SMOKING MONKEY 18:53, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
I did notice that quite a bit of the article was dead-on accurate. I thought that kind of thing was frowned upon over there. ;) All four of the user subcategories are funny (and eerily true), but I especially like the following one. — It's dot com 19:26, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
Normal Users
75% of HRWiki users fall into this category. Normal users is somewhat of a misnomer, as these are people who voluntarily choose to document a website. Like, not a movie, or a celebrity, or a television show, or a book. Like, holy crap, a website. Normal HRWiki users are all "gnomes" and aspire one day to be sysops, which they will never be. These folks actually know what The Cheat is saying and delight in organizing, re-organizing, and re-re-organizing things until they are "just right" and then re-organizing them again.
I second the slogan of "You Might Not Get Banned!" And your userpage r0X0rz. *is eaten by a grue* Homestar Coderhomestar-coder-sig.gif 00:03, 23 February 2006 (UTC)


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I'm sorry I was ever mad at you. I have to admit, you have a really, really funny userpage. You have a great sense of humor. — Seriously (Talk) 17:46, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Weclome back!

Good to see you, as always. Merry Christmas and a very Cheery Decemberween to you! — It's dot com 19:25, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

Yay! And you're back ... again ... for your moreorless bi-monthly single-edit visit ... just like me! —AbdiViklas 02:22, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
Mr. Viklas, thanks for wecloming me back. I don't know - all these hectic bi-monthly edits can really put a strain on a dude. ^_^ Be well, THE SMOKING MONKEY 21:38, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

*What happened to the other five archives, you ask? Curiously, they have been eaten by a grue. Grues do that, you know.

[edit] My important words!

Hello person named Thesmokingmonkey! I herd a roomer (i know it's not spelled right) from an ugly bird that you were able to write random stuff here for free! well since i cannot afford the money cost variety I decided to write some stuff here, since it’s free-n-stuff. Anyways got to get back to aimlessly wandering the wiki. ( you do not have to respond to my comment, even though I have a cool name, and high bangs) We're Always Awsome! PAIt’s just an LARONCINI It’s just an LARRY 20:51, 10 May 2012 (UTC)

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