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Hi! This is Sam the Man. Please leave me messege and I'll get back to you. "BEEP"!

Strong Bad Allegiance

Please leave me a messege after the beep. "BEEP"!

Hi! I Would love to join the sba! I am the perfect age, I love strong bad and any thing having to do with him, I hate strong sa- I mean dumpus, and i have seen every strong bad email TWICE! I clearly qualify. Please contact me when you come to a conclusion. your friend, --Kanjiro talk 05:38, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
Welcome Aboard. User talk:Sam the Man Sam the Man 14:10, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

sounds awsome, I'll join anything, so YES!!!--Geoblu2 00:39, 27 July 2007 (UTC)


Hey, good call on that revert. I want to point out this discussion where we thought about how best to express this. Maybe you saw it, if so I'm just being redundant. Remember, you can link TTATOT in edit summaries to make it easier. Qermaq - (T/C) Image:Qermaqsigpic.png 01:12, 2 July 2007 (UTC)


You are my person of the week! go to my page and you'll see what I'm talking about. --Kanjiro talk 21:59, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

Wow! Thank-You very much. I...I feel honored. Thanks! User talk:Sam the Man Sam the Man 23:49, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

A Cool Person

Haldo there, Sam The Man. I made a "cool people" list today, and I thoght I'd let you know that I put you on it. I think you are a good, helpful user to this wiki. Plus I liked when you made me your MVU. Eat a steak, Homestar-Winner (talk) 03:19, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank-you Homestar-winner. I am very happy. I'm on like 5 people's cool person list now. Thanks Again! User talk:Sam the Man Sam the Man 12:20, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
Well, you deserve it, after all that you've done to help with this wiki. I noticed that you are Kanjiro's person of the week. Homestar-Winner (talk) 12:27, 11 July 2007 (UTC)


why... wont... work?... check... my... talk... page... to... find... more...

Sorry I couldn't help you. I was busy. If you still have problems with your signature I strongly advise taking a look at Help:Signature. User talk:Sam the Man Sam the Man 20:02, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Welcome to the homsarmy!

You are officily homsarmy's colonel! Your first order of business get me some melonade! --Kanjiro talk 18:38, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

A Small Request

Can I be added to your Hall of Fame, in return for letting you use the design of my toolbox? Please pretty please with a glass of Melonade? – The Chort 19:22, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

Sure you can. User talk:Sam the Man Sam the Man 21:31, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
Hey sam, I also want to be on your hall of fame, i know i'm already on it, but can i be on it for a different reason, like somthing about my person of the week, or letting you be the homsarmy's coronel? i dunno, i'm just saying putting people on your cool list because they join your alliance is kinda weird.--Kanjiro talk 00:08, 14 July 2007 (UTC)
"He also asked me too"? Great, now I look like a jerk. Thanks for adding me anyway! – The Chort 17:06, 15 July 2007 (UTC)


If I'm anything, I'm a baseball player. But I'm also honest and I have to give credit to User:DeFender1031 for making Cheese. I just cut it.

Now that I think about it...

I do have a question. Or, alot of questions.

1. How can I get an image from the regular wikipedia and make it an embedded image on my page?

2. How can I get a custom image from a toon? (Or a not so custom image.)

3. How can I get one o' thems Userboxes?

4. How did A-Rod improve so much in one season's length and do you think he's consistent enough to pass Hank Aaron?

5. Are 13 year-olds allowed to be admins?

6. How do I get a signature? (Or sig. in abbrev.)

Also, you are my third "rockin' cool guy on the HRWiki". (Technically you're second but that's just the order.) SantanaHomerunner P.S. It's very bare on my page. Don't peek! I could use some ideas on how to fill it with crap.

I will answer your questions.
  • 1: On wikipedia, you click on the image that you want to upload, which we will bring to the image page. Then you right click on the image and click on "Save Image As..." and save at as the name you want your picture to be. Save it in the "Documents" section. On this wiki, click on "Upload Image" and when it says "Source Filename". Right next to it says "Browse". Click on that. Chose "Documents" (Judging if it already is in Documents) and double click on the image that you want. It will have the name of your settings + Documents setting in source filename and will have the name of the image below source filename. Write a little description (Optional) in Summery and click Upload and you have uploaded a wikipedia image!
  • 2: First, see the toon or email you want at right at the screenshot you want press "Print Screen" and youi have an image waiting to be uploaded. The next step is optional with either MS Paint or Irfanview. To get Irfanview (which is what I use) [ Google] Irfanviw. Then download it. You will now have a desktop thing saying Irfanviw looking like roadkill. (Pardon my foul words) Then click on the tab Edit on the Irfanviw desktop item then click Paste on it. Click and drag your mouse over the part of the picture you want and click on Edit again and select Crop Selection. Then click on Files then Save Image As... Do the same process you did for last part of uploading wikipedian images and you have uploaded a image!
  • 3: You might want to click on HRWiki:Userboxes on anybody's userbox tower and they kind of have a little totourial there.
  • 4: I guess A-Rod just practiced a lot.
  • 5: You will have to ask a sysop or admin for that answer.
  • 6: See Help:Signature

I hope that helped a lot for you. User talk:Sam the Man Sam the Man 23:45, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

Talk Posts

Hey, S to the M. Regarding this edit: we generally do not edit the talk posts of other users. It's just a no-no. Instead, in that case you could have left a follow-up post with your link. Wiki's awesome, wiki's weird, and I'll never forget the way it was, girl. Qermaq - (T/C) Image:Qermaqsigpic.png 13:47, 14 July 2007 (UTC)

Signature Help

Hey Sam,

I'm working on improving my userpage and my sig, and I was wondering: How do I make the picture in my sig link to my talkpage? If you're confused, I want it so someone can click on the Hot Wheels logo in my sig, and it will take them to my talkpage. Like when you click on the SB head in your sig, it links you to your talkpage. If/when you get an answer, post it on my talkpage.

Homestarmy Commando1 14:07, 15 July 2007 (UTC)


Hey man. Thanks for the awesome answers and the info. Here's my sig. Super!SantanaDuper! It's simple, I know but that's how I roll. Also I made some new articles but I'm still just a bit confused with getting an image out of a toon. I paused it and brought up the print menu but from there I'm having trouble. I got IrfanView by the way. So don't waste your time telling me what to do just yet because I'm pretty good at figuring stuff out. P.S. Everything is fine except getting the paused image to become a saved image. I'll try printing it to a file and I think it'll work.

Alright I need help now. I tried it. Super!SantanaDuper!
I'm glad everything is going good for you. Oh, I forgot one thing. When you want the part of the toon in which you want the image, you hold down shift and at the same time print screen. Try that before you ask me another question. User talk:Sam the Man Sam the Man 12:02, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Recent vandalism

Explain this, please. — It's dot com 14:22, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

Sorray for the late rely. What do you mean explain this? I had nothing to do with that. User talk:Sam the Man Sam the Man 18:27, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
I have evidence showing you vandalizing as an anonymous user yesterday and immediately reverting what you'd done using your username. Then you thanked Trey56 when the IP you were using—the same IP you used to write the reply above—finally got blocked. This morning you created a vandal account. In the logs, I can see you switching from your real account to the one you just created. Right now is your chance to admit what you were doing. If you lie to me, it will only make this worse for you. — It's dot com 19:09, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
Your right! It was me! I just wanted to be noticed. After all, every popular wiki user has thier page vandalized once. I used the computer from my Mom's work for the IP Address and vandalized my page and ( I was being really stupid) your page to make it look like I was just vandalizing my page. Then next morning I was stupid enough to create a sockpuppet so I could vandalise my page and Has Matt kept reverting it so I made realilistic nd trolled his page again. I am sorry to you Dot Com, and sorry to you Has Matt, and everyone that looked up to me. I as only trying to experiment, I ment no harm. But what I did was wrong. Punish me, I deserve it. From the wiki user formally known as Sam the Man.
Well, I appreciate that you owned up to what you did. Because you admitted it, we are only going to block you for one week instead of longer. I know the desire to fit in is a strong motivator, but we obviously can't have people going around vandalizing, no matter the reason. Even if you hadn't gotten caught, would that box on your user page really have been satisfying, anyway? In the back of your mind, you'd always know it's fake. I hope the lesson you learn from all this is that the wiki is not a toy. If you want to be recognized for your contributions, then you must do so in a constructive and positive manner. See ya after the flashback! — It's dot com 23:42, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
In regards to all this... I would have one thing to say to you, Sam, (you know, this basically happened to me once long ago[ish]) and that is to NEVAH MESS WIT' DA BIG DOGS! You will never get away with it. So now, just suck it up, and breathe anew..... --TheYellowDart(t/c) 15:32, 26 July 2007 (UTC) BTW, if you want more apologies, I forgive you. P.S.S. Dot Com is a genius.


Greetings User SAM THE MAN!If you've kept up with current events,I am releasing a story on a wedsite,and putting the link on my user page.On my talk page,there is going to be a party held in honor of said event.I hope you can make it to the talk page party.The party will starty at 8:00 PM EST Friday night.It will last an hour,at which the talk page will return to normal.Hope to see you there!

-Horrible Painting Chaos "77" story writer. 02:25, 26 July 2007 (UTC)


So, are you gonna see the Simpsons Movie today? I am (unless it's sold out). Homestar-Winner (talk) 13:06, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

I'll try. I have to work out first with my friend. I'll bring my friend. User talk:Sam the Man Sam the Man 17:47, 27 July 2007 (UTC)
I get to see it in a special imax theater in Hollywood!--Kanjiro talk 17:51, 27 July 2007 (UTC)
Lucky. Unless, you're joking, which I hope not. User talk:Sam the Man Sam the Man 18:02, 27 July 2007 (UTC)
No, I'm going on a trip to southern California in... half an hour... and on the way there were going to stop in Hollywood and watch the movie, we gots tickets and everything.--Kanjiro talk 18:07, 27 July 2007 (UTC)
Well, good luck in Hollywood. User talk:Sam the Man Sam the Man 18:14, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

yeah, Hollywood is awsome! and the movie looks like its going to be awsome!--Geoblu2 18:20, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

Totally, I've seen all 400 or so episodes of the Simpsons, so i can't wait to see the movie tonight!--Kanjiro talk 18:22, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

if there not sold out i think i'm, gonna go see it!!--Geoblu2 18:24, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

Three cheers for the Simpsons! And I own all the seasons curerntly out there. But we should save this for the IRC insted of on my talk page. User talk:Sam the Man Sam the Man 20:17, 27 Jluy 2007 (UTC)
I just got back from seeing the movie. I thought it was really funny. Has anyone else seen it? Homestar-Winner (talk) 21:56, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

I saw it on youtube! -- Badstar


You moved X Had the Ball at the Top of the Key to Top Of The Key claiming that it had been "decided on the talk page". 2 comments is hardly a consensus. Please wait for a bit more before you take such a large action. — Defender1031*Talk 18:49, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

yes.Our Army now has 3 divisions!Power on!

Okay.I hereby accept your offer,Sam.Now,let's focus on something major.Our name.Kanjiro,Sam listen up.I have narrowed it down to 5 possible names:

1.The Cheat-Bad-sarmy

2.The Homliege-mandos

3.The Strong-Cheat-Homy

4.The C.C.H.S.B.A.S.F.T.H.G.G.C.O (C.heat C.ommandos H.omsarmy S.trong A.lliegence S.uper F.un T.ime H.appy G.ang G.roup C.lub O.rginization

5.Or Fun-Fun Choo choo team express go!

You can vote as MANY times as you like.

-Horrible Painting Chaos "77" story writer. 00:48, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

I don't really get any of the names? Plus, if we join forces that means there will be no more homsarmy, strong bad alliegence, or cheat commandoes, we would just be one big super group.--Kanjiro talk 01:00, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

Good point.How a bout we Just call ourselves the On point Kings?I like that lots!

-Horrible Painting Chaos "77" story writer. 01:04, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

That still makes no sense. And also when you punctuate a sentence like this. place a space after the period or whatever, not like this here.You see? --Kanjiro talk 01:09, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
Sorry. Force of habit. Fine We'll make a new name. If we can think of any. How about the Big super group? It's just like you said. That's what we are. -Horrible Painting Chaos "77" story writer. 01:11, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
Also when you reply on a talk page you put a colon at the beginning of your sentence to indent, and if some body indents before you, you put two colons, so on and so forth. --Kanjiro talk 01:34, 31 July 2007 (UTC) ps- I fixed you sentence up a little.
Fine. Is this good? Now, about the name. What do you think about it? -Horrible Painting Chaos "77" story writer. 01:36, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
Well, no, you want to put your sig right after your sentence and not below your sentence.--Kanjiro talk 01:41, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
O.K. Everything's perfect. Now, Tell me what you think about the name that I made up.-Horrible Painting Chaos "77" story writer. 01:42, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
What name?--Kanjiro talk 01:44, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
The big super group. I thought of it and put it on, but then you added all the punctuational lessons. It's still there. Just backtrack a little. But yeah. What do you think of it?-Horrible Painting Chaos "77" story writer. 01:46, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
Oh, that, what I'm trying to say is that i didn't want our groups to fuse when i said join forces, i just wanted our groups to be friends and like, fight evil or something together.--Kanjiro talk 01:59, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
Oh. Well. I guess that'll work. I'm gonna add a hobbies list on my user page. Laters. -Horrible Painting Chaos "77" story writer. 02:03, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

Filmography pages

Hey there, Sam. I noticed you're hard at work making filmography pages for many of the Sweet Cuppin' Cakes characters from mini-golf. But the necessity of those filmographies is currently pending discussion, so you may need to stop. Don't undo your work because we may end up accepting the new pages, but just as a precaution, you should wait for the discussion to come to consensus first. Talk atcha later, — SamSF%20sig.jpgFisher (Come in, Lambert.) 12:22, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

I've only made one Filmography page for Sweet Cuppin' Cakes. It's The Wheelchair. I craeted it before you had that discussion on the Main Page. User talk:Sam the Man Sam the Man 12:24, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
Okay then, that's cool. Great job on it, too. But in case the community decides to delete them, your work shouldn't go to waste. — SamSF%20sig.jpgFisher (Come in, Lambert.) 12:39, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

User:DeFender1031/Character Relationships

I just noticed you fixed one of the links for me. Thanks! Feel free to do so in the future. Just so you know, every link on there would need 2 fixes, because each link appears twice. Trangle it onward! (or something) — Defender1031*Talk 20:35, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

net slang

not to insult u but y isn't plz aceptable. all it means is please.

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