User talk:Clever Dan

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Dear Strong Bad,

How come no-one from Oklahoma emails you! Anyways, I always get gifts that I don't want so I thought I could speed up the process and make a list of what I dont want.

1. Hot Wheels Or Warm Wheels 2. Children Television Programs On VHS 3. Anything On VHS 4. Atlas 5. Two Front Teeth 6. Ugly Clothes 7. A New Puppy 8. Wool Socks 9. Candy 10. A Crapload Of Crap 11. Coal, because I'm Not on Santa’s Naughty List! 12. Belts 13. Underwear 14. Footie Pajamas 15. Legos 16. Playdoh 17. Children’s Sunday School Songs On Cassette Tape 18. Jazz Flute 19. One Of Them Beady Counting Thingies 20. Mittens 21. Sticker Set 22. Doodle Book 23. Lifetime Supply Of RC Cola 24. Denim Jackets (Plural) 25. 12 Drummers Drumming 26. 11 Pipers Piping 27. 10 Geese A Laying 28. And A Partridge In A Pear Tree Note: I Want The 5 Golden Rings (Bling Bling) 29. A Good Year Blimp 30. Polly Pocket 31. My Little Pony 32. A Parakeet 33. A Howler Monkey 34. A Blue Light Bug Zapper 35. Motivational Posters 36. Steel Toe Boots 37. World Peace 38. Fruitcake 39. Converse Sneakers 40. Sponge Bob Memorabilia 41. Opera Tickets 42. Oversized Wine Glasses 43. Japanese Muscle Car 44. Hula Lady Lamp 45. Pocket Protector 46. A Trophy For Biggest Loser 47. Outdated Calendar 48. Coloring Book 49. Jefferson, Aero Plane 8-Track 50. Learn To Do Hip-Hop Dances Video 51. Inflatable Hammer 52. R2d2 Action Figure 53. Scarf Made Of Cat Hair 54. Barney Sing Along Cd 55. Thomas The Tank Engine Season 1 On DVD 56. Macintosh Computer From The 80’s 57. Retro Lunchbox 58. Paste 59. Words I Don’t Understand 60. 99 Bottles Of Beer On My Bedroom’s Walls 61. Sega Games 62. Blank 31⁄2”  Floppy Diskettes 63. Catnip 64. Glass Eye 65. Wheelchair 66. Plastic Bag 67. RC Car 68. Shoelaces 69. A Fake Million Dollars Bill 70. Prosthetic Pinky 71. Porcelain Plates 72. European Men’s Carry-All 73. Unisex Fur-Coat 74. Window Mounted Air Conditioning Unit 75. Handheld Dustbuster™ 76. Sports Almanac 77. Beanie Baby 78. Box Of Broken Rubber Bands 79. NASCAR Commemorative Plates 80. Box Of Long Stick Matches 81. Toilet Seat Cover 82. Gouda Cheese Flavored Cheetoes 83. EZ Hair Removal Grooming Set 84. The Ronco Showtime™ Slow Cooker “Set It And Forget It!” 85. Melty Rescey Cups 86. Aluminum Foil 87. Angelhair Pasta 88. Plunger 89. Nativity Set 90. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Original 1980’s Cartoon Series) Season 1 On DVD 91. Barry Mannilow Record 92. Frisbee 93. Pie Crust 94. Toupee 95. Picture Frames 96. Travel Size Vapoorize 97. My Size Barbie 98. 1973 Super Beetle 99. Tickle Me Elmo 100. A Book Entitled “My First Huge Freakin’ Bell Set” 101. Chalk 102. Moisturizer 103. BBQ Sauce 104. Belgian Waffle Iron 105. No Stupid LiveJournal® Xanga Forever! 106. Sweaters 107. Stepping Stool 108. Curtains 109. Big Floppy Disks (The Actually Floppy Kind) 110. Monkey Hero For Playstation™ 111. Bed Sheets 112. Spam 113. Hunters Jacket 114. Racquetball Ball 115. Turkey Call 116. Poochi™ 117. Scooby Doo 2 On DVD 118. A Skee-Ball Machine 119. Leapfrog™ Learning Pad 120. Bull’s-Eye Ball 121. Pork Feet Or Any Freeze Dried Pork Products 122. Mac Os 5.233 123. A Baby Carrot 124. A Model Of The White House 125. Singing Bass Fish 126. Koala Bear 127. Beta Cassette Player 128. Platform Shoes 129. Wooden Spork 130. Charlie 131. Or The Chocolate Factory Note: I Want An Oompaloompa 132. AOL Trial Cd’s/Frisbees 133. Furby 134. Every McDonalds Toy Ever 135. Homework 136. Broken Clock 137. Kenny G Cd 138. Cheesy Poofs 139. A Police Nightstick 140. Cotton Balls 141. Black And White TV 142. A Giant Woolly Willie 143. Box Of 64 Broken Crayolas 144. The Land Before Time I – CLXXVII 145. Disney Sing Along Videos 146. Hokey Pokey Elmo 147. Texas Longhorns Shirt 148. Educational Workbooks 149. Bible Blaster For Xbox 150. Chicken Dance 151. Rogaine 152. Kleenex 153. Sardines 154. Chia Pet 155. Pokemon Cards 156. Bibleman Videos 157. Vinyl Restaurant Chairs 158. Toys From Goodwill 159. Musical Strides For The Intermediate Snare Drummer By Garwood Whaley 160. Simon & Garfunkel Box Set 161. Cabinets 162. Pictures Of Nature 163. Macy Gray Cd 164. An Evil Clone Of Myself 165. Rubber Chicken 166. Imaginary Friend 167. Grilled Cheese With An Image Virgin Mary On It 168. Non-White-Meat Chicken Nuggets 169. Uncle Same Portrait 170. School Bell 171. Ruler 172. To Be King Of Britain 173. A Platypus 174. Bulletin Board 175. Electric Outlet 176. Hula Hoop 177. Slice Of Huckleberry Pie 178. Comb 179. Plate Glass 180. Rolling Chair 181. Body Pillow 182. Prism 183. Stomp Rocket 184. Project Board 185. Overhead Projector 186. Scissors 187. Wooden Carvings 188. Bust Of Edger Allen Poe 189. Suntan Lotion 190. Miscellaneous Keyboard Keys 191. Ocarina 192. Bumper Sticker 193. Air Freshener 194. Checkbook 195. Lampshade 196. Mexican Jumping Bean 197. Fake Plants 198. Baskets 199. Doorstops 200. Spiderman Play Set 201. Spatula 202. Punchbowl 203. Car Door 204. $2 Bill 205. Sticky Notes 206. Pirated Copy Of The Incredibles 207. Van Gogh Painting 208. Florida Tourism Guide 209. Raffle Ticket 210. Frying Pan 211. Wooden Nickle 212. Peck Of Pickled Peppers 213. Work Out Care Bear 214. Pre-Bleached Jeans 215. Any Kind of Jeans! 216. Light Saber 217. Garden Gnome 218. Botox Injections 219. Betty Spaghetti 220. Holiday Specials On PAX 221. Preston Melendez 222. Rotten Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough 223. Naked Mole Rat 224. Inflatable Chair 225. Encyclopedia Set 226. A High Five from You! 227. Boston Red Sox Hat 228. Muddy Shoes 229. Spice Girls Cd 230. Box Of Nasty Chocolates 231. Sweater Vest 232. Oklahoma Flag 233. Steak Cooked Rare 234. Cardboard Stand-Up Of Gene Simmons 235. Recycling Bins 236. Billboard 237. Amon’s Soft Shirt 238. Jar Fulla Pickles 239. Subscription To Martha Stewart Living 240. Boxing Gloves 241. Trip to Switzerland   Note: Hoorrah! 242. A Bizz-Us 243. High Heels 244. No Street Shoes Sign 245. Mac & Cheese 246. Telephone Booth 247. A Penny 248. Art Easel 249. Torn Parachute 250. A List Of Stuff I Do Not Want For Christmas!

Happy Decemberween,

Cody OK!

worthyness

Dearest Strong Bad,

I was wondering. What must I say in my email that will forever encase it into The Email Hall of Fame.

Curious Cody