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Hellote! I finally figured out I had time to do my user page. I don't know what i'm going to say, but i bet it'll be fun. So, gear up, because by the time you finish reading this, you will either be laughing really loud or shaking your head at REALLY bad humor (in this case, bad meaning terrible, not naughty).

SIGNATURE: Zerlock1124
There's a secret about my signature. If you click on the 1124 instead of Zerlock part, then it will bring you to my talk (gasp).


Personal Stuff


This section isn't going to be very long. I'm one of those people that don't like to distribute information on the web, but i will give general facts. I live in the United States in Texas. There, I'm in high school with many nerdy friends. I have two dogs who are very nice and playful. My life is boring, so don't expect an autobiography any time soon. My sister first showed HSR to me with the sbemail lures & jigs. It wasn't the latest sbemail at the time, but it was still hilarious. My interest caught on, and here I am. Later, I found out about the Wiki, and here I am. Again.

Notable Contributions

I've decided to include a list of contributions made to the wiki:

Ok, I was just kidding. I have not made any major contributions nor do I have the time to. You might have better luck finding my user name in the talk and, maybe, STUFF departments.

Brain Busters

(Last Updated: January 19, 2008)

It's been a while, but that's because no one's answering. There is only a new question. The math problems will get better since I'm starting Algebra II soon, so be prepared for that. I'm still looking for suggestions. I've noticed the Brain Busters Sections seems...well, unorganized. If anyone has any suggestions of how to tidy it up a bit, please leave a message under "Suggestions" on my talk page.

Rules for QOW:

  1. No looking it up on the internet. Please, it takes the fun out of guessing.
  2. Date your entries on the talk page. If 2 people answer the question, this way I'll be able to tell who wins.
  3. Only one winner per question
  5. You can answer more than one problem, but after three in a row, take a break.
  6. Only one guess per person per question
  7. Everthing else is fair game

If you would like to add a rule or crap and complain about a rule, do so on my talk page.

Random Factoid

  • The Dome in the Monticello contains a hidden billiards room. Back then, it was considered illegal to play billiards in Virginia.

Math Problem

Last weeks answer:

Q: Suppose you're on Let's Make a Deal, and you're given the choice of three doors in the final round. Behind one door is a car; behind the others, goats. You pick a door, say No. 1, and the host, who knows what's behind the doors, opens another door, say No. 3, which has a goat. He then says to you, "Do you want to pick door No. 2?" Is it to your advantage to switch your choice?

A: Yes (you have a 2/3 better chance of winning by switching)

This weeks problem:

None as of now


By the way, if you get the math problem right (by answering on my talk) i'll send a message to you and you get this user box as a reward:


If you answer more than one correctly, then just put 2x at the end.

Question of the "week"

Last "Week":
Q: How many muscles are in an elephant's trunk?
A: Roughly 40000...amazing...
This Week:

eh...i'll do it later...

Finally, a way to show hall of fame! If you answer the question correctly (on my talk page), you get this user box free of charge!


If you answer more than one correctly, then just put 2x at the end.

Hall of fame

Yes, it's back from the dead. Shut up, all right. Here are the people who are in the hall of fame:

Math problem:

  1. Brightstar Shiner
  2. Trey56


  1. Mario2.PNG Super Martyo boing!
  2. Stux
  3. Pants 3000
  4. Image:Uncyclopedia.jpgEvershiner T/CImage:Flower.jpg

Sbemails I sent

This section deals with all the sbmails I have sent. This doesn't mean that they have been answered, however. They're just here for fame purposes and proof if they do get answered. so here they are.

Answered?: NO

This next one was a sad attempt to get on sbmail 173

Answered?: NO

Favorite cars

Yes, I like cars. Here's a list of 25 of my favorite cars (favorites order to come):

Minivans are a waste of metal.

Userbox Business

By the way, I'm trying to start a free business within the wiki of making userboxes (That's userboxii in the plural form in certain languages, or userboxen if you listen to Brian Regen). If you are too lazy to make your own userboxes or don't know how to, then just see me and I'll make one for you in your specs. Just leave a message on my talk page and I'll get back to you. Be patient! I only have 2 hands.

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