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- My username is spelt incorrectly for some reason. My real username is "x-Spider2".
Well, for a start, I'm a highschool student in Sydney, Australia, I'm deeply into computers and what the future holds for them, and I'm very interested in this Macromedia Flash game called "N".
Y2K (
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My fave SBEmails
My favorite Strong Bad E-mails are as follows (super-favorites are in bold and minor favorites in italic, groups will be expanded if required):
- sisters
- helium
- techno and your friends
- 50 emails through island
- japanese cartoon and dragon
- fingers
- unused emails
- caper
- 2 years through sibbie (privileges, funny)
- couch patch
- caffeine
- different town through other days (replacement, crying)
- pizzaz
- time capsule through whichever one is the latest email!
My ideal email transcript (partly derived from do over)
STRONG BAD: {to the Batman theme, letters in {italic braces} are typed by him at the time} E {s}-mail {t}, na {r}-na {o}-na {n}-na {g}-na {b}-na {a}-na {d}-na {_}, e {e}-mail {m}, e {a}-mail {i}, e {l}-mail {.}, e {e}-mail {x}-l {e}-l. {Enter}
{He reads this email:}
Subject: Account & IP blocked outDear Mr. Bad,
The wiki (not iQ)
I am a message from the wiki, NOT from iQ.[1]
Your user account and IP address have both been blocked out of the wiki. If you want to re-register, please remove your user-page and user-subpages and email "It's dot com" about unblocking your account and IP.
Well, goodbye,
STRONG BAD: {typing} WHAT? You're not the wiki. You're obviously Foxtel[2] iQ. That's the worst way to pull that prank that I've ever seen! Man, is this a new low for you guys. {clears screen} Are any of you guys TRYING to get fired? Cause at this rate, it's obviously gonna happen, cause you're giving yourselves away too easily. Maybe without even knowing it, too. {Zoom out to the area behind Strong Bad.} But I have just the thing for you... {stops typing, starts banging his fist on the screen} DON'T! EVER! DisGUISE! YourSELF! As The WIKI! AGAIN! PARSLEY! SAGE! RoseMARY! And THYME!
{Strong Mad walks up and glares menacingly at Strong Bad.}
STRONG MAD: DON'T HURT THE WIKI!!!
STRONG BAD: No, big guy, that's not the wiki. That's iQ! From Foxtel!
{Cut back to the Lappy. Another email appears on screen. Strong Bad reads it:}
Subject: you've got it all wrongMeedley mee! I'm from the wiki! I'm not from Foxtel! Would you like to see what we have in stock?
STRONG BAD: {typing} Uh, The Wiki's not an online shop, you know...
{Offscreen, Strong Mad picks Strong Bad up by the leg. All we can see is Strong Bad's silhouette and what it isn't blocking of the Lappy.}
STRONG BAD: Whoa!
{Strong Mad starts shaking Strong Bad.}
STRONG MAD: {still offscreen} THE WIKI IS SO AN ONLINE SHOP!!!
{As he shakes Strong Bad, coins fall out onto the Lappy's CD tray, which then closes after it's collected $3.77.}
STRONG BAD: Strong Mad! Put me down! You're making a terrible stnank!
{Another email appears on screen, along with a ding, but Strong Bad doesn't get to read it because Strong Mad is still shaking him. Although it's gone offscreen, we can still hear them arguing. The message reads:}
Subject: $3.77 tipThank you for tipping us $3.77, Mr. Bad.
From the wiki (not iQ)
{After a short pause, cut back to the broader area in front the Lappy. Homestar is walking past and stops in front of the Lappy.}
HOMESTAR: {yelling} Hey, guys, what are you arguing over? {stops yelling, looks down between his feet} Ooh, coins.
{Homestar kneels down and starts pecking at the coins on the floor. After a few seconds, he stops, and his face starts turning green.}
HOMESTAR: Uh-oh. {grabs Strong Bad's puke pail and vomits into it} Oh, man. That's another fantasy that didn't work out. Oh, crap. I think I'm sick now. {grabs the phone and dials} Hospital, please.
{Cut to the kitchen, where Strong Mad is still shaking Strong Bad.}
STRONG BAD: Strong Mad, I assure you, that's Foxtel iQ!
{Strong Mad lets go of Strong Bad.}
STRONG BAD: Look, I'll show you.
{Cut back to the room with the Lappy in it. Homestar isn't there anymore. Strong Bad and Strong Mad come in.}
STRONG BAD: If that first email was from the wiki, {types "http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Strong Bad&action=edit"} why can I still edit pages on it? Huh?
{Short pause.}
STRONG MAD: GOOD QUESTION.
STRONG BAD: You're not looking at the big picture. It was Foxtel iQ trying to prank-mail me.
STRONG MAD: THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING. {Another short pause.} MAYBE YOU SHOULD SWEAR NEVER TO SUBSCRIBE TO THEIR SERVICE.
STRONG BAD: Yeah, good thinking, big guy. That's a great way to get back at them.
{Fade to a black screen. The words "Meanwhile, at the hospital..." quickly fade in, and then back out. Cut to the hospital, where Homestar is lying in a patient bed.}
HOMESTAR: Oh, man. This is awful. Especially the fact that I'll have to explain to Marzipan. When she hears about this, she might break up with me!
{The doctor and nurse, who are obviously Bubs (doctor) & Coach Z (nurse), walk in.}
BUBS: How'd this happen, Homestar?
HOMESTAR: I can't remember. I think whatever it is, it's given me amnesia, too. {Short pause.} Are you the mailman? {referring to Bubs}
BUBS: No, Homestar. I'm not the mailman.
COACH Z: {simultaneously} Well, that's no good.
HOMESTAR: Who's Homestar?
{The Paper comes down. Homestar grabs the puke pail and vomits into it again as Bubs and Coach Z walk back out.}
HOMESTAR: This is not my lucky day.
Footnotes
- ^ iQ is a sub-area of Foxtel (see below). More info: http://www.foxteliq.com.au
- ^ Foxtel is a Pay TV service. More info: http://www.foxtel.com.au
External links
| This page contains links to websites outside of www.hrwiki.org. These websites may contain crude or vulgar language and/or content. Personal discretion is advised. |
- Read my LiveJournal
- N links:
- N Info
- Download N now:
- N @ Wikia
- View my maps on NUMA (Remember that "N" game I was talking about? Well, to use these maps, you'll have to download it. The newest version (1.4) is not available for online play, only 1.2!)
- 30sec movie re-enactments by bunnies at AngryAlien & Starz On Demand (Warning: re-enactments mainly include M-rated movies)
Welcomed
Anti-Vandal/Anti-Troll/Anti NSMC Quotes
Quotes from me
- STRONG MAD: DON'T HURT THE WIKI!
(do over)
STRONG BAD: Got some vandals in my pocket, and I hope they're starting to melt...
STRONG BAD: Show the future, magic troll. It burns wikis when it glows.
{Strong Bad types "http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Strong_Bad" and reads:}
NIGGA STOLE MY COW! 94959409594959
{Pronounces "NIGGA STOOL ME COO! Nine-four-nine-five-ni" then stops}
STRONG BAD: What is this? Did the quadratic formula explode? No, wait a sec. This page got NSMC'd! I'll take care of this!
{Strong Bad types "reverted!", but the screen flashes:}
NICE TRY!
{A red line of text appears reading "That didn't work."}
STRONG BAD: What?! I said reverted!!
{Strong Bad types it again, this time in capital italicized letters, but the screen flashes:}
NOTTA
CHANCE!!
{A red line of text appears reading "That neither."}
STRONG BAD: Oh, wise guy, eh? Maybe I should introduce you to the new wiki tool, Edgar!
{Strong Bad types in "http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Special:Edgarware/NSMC", bringing up the following text on-screen, along with a quick tune.}
Edgar the NSMC
Hunter
programmed entirely
on the HRWiki Server
by JoeyDay c1982
{Strong Bad hits enter, and the screen switches to the following text:}
NSMC Protection
version .0001
Last scan was NEVER ago.
scanning...
STRONG BAD: All right, Edgar, now drop a train on 'em...
{The following text now appears on the screen:}
Scan Complete!
423,827
NSMCs Found!
A New Record!!
STRONG BAD: {alarmed} Waaugh! That is not a small number!! That is a big number!!! What'm I gonna do?!
{The following text now appears on the screen, accompanied by the Compy's startup beep:}
FLAGRANT SERVER ERROR
Wiki over.
NSMC = Very Yes.
STRONG BAD: Wiki over? Vandals equals very yes?! That's not a good prize!
{The text on the Compy 386 screen melts off and slides onto the floor.}
STRONG BAD: Oooh!
{Strong Bad jumps out of the way. The camera zooms out to a view of the computer desk.}
STRONG BAD: And the website...just peed my carpet.
(virus)
Major Contribs
Pages I've created
So far, all I've created is the generic version of Template:sbenav.
For your convenience...
...I give you...an extra TOC!...at the bottom!...of the page!
