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A speech by Homestar Runner:

Four score and 1200 years ago, Strong Bad's great Uncle Ruth sailed the Ohio Valley River. They all ate dougnuts and loved to play PONG. As they listened to Super Mario Bros. they broke the 4th wall. "This story is crap!" he said. "No it's not!" shouted Strong Bad's Uncle Beth. "Homestar! I don't have an Uncle Beth! Or a Uncle Ruth!" said Strong Bad. "Strong Bad! You Kinda intruppting my McDonald's order!" I said Homestar. "I'll rip that frickin thing to shreds! Now hand it over!" "And so ends my Double Cheeseburger happy meal. The End." "Oh that's it! Give me that frickin thing!"

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