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[edit] Greetings, One and Everyone! Welcome to ME!

Okay, so I know I took that line from Homestar's Character Video, but that's just how big a fan I am. My username is from the First Time Here toon:

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Welcome aboard the USS HOMESTAR RUNNER.COM, I am your captain, Homestar Runner...

But I changed it to ".net" because I thought it was taken.

[edit] The USS Homestar Runner.net's favorite quotes! Yay!

Bubs:Everybody knows me. Mine name cornbread. Old Timey Homestar: Well folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance. Stinkoman K:twenty x-ty six!