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Meh
This page has been vandalized 11/9 times.
First things First
First, I should say that none of my names are Kevin or Dan, none of my initials are G, and none of my names end in -erson. My name has nothing to do with the fact that I have a brother named Kevin. I just felt like hitting a handful of running gags in this name. But y'all already knew that. And because of what I just said, I must be from the southern United States.
I first found the website about a year ago and I watched dragon and some other sbemails. Then i took a two-month hiatus and then tried to remember the three words: home, star, and runner. somehow they were right. I was watching the cartoons and i'm thinking "clearly strong bad is the main character." "oh so the one guy's name is homestar runner. why did they name the site after him?" then i found out homestar was once/still is the main character and i watched some older toons and it's like "these guys are trying to tell today's kids adults that stupid is better than smart." I've seen the page that says "homestar is stupid but it doesn't matter because he's so dang nice." Homestar is nice? I can't tell b/c of how stupid he is. I mean, i'm not disagreeing that he's nice, it just isn't as visible to me as the fact that he is stupid.
I have been watching these cartoons for almost a year now. As I previously stated, the first sbemail I saw was dragon, which I think was during the 2006 summer break. The last one i saw (that is, before the newest one always got that honor) was island, sometime around sbemail 160.
In case anyone's not wondering, i can't think of a good reason to keep a standard of how old people are when they are not kids anymore.
Favorite Quotes
(ok some of them are better than others)
Strong Bad
- "Oh look The Cheat, if it isn't the big fat yellow blob and Pom Pom."
- "I think my imagination's broke. Let me think of the best thing ever: beef stew. Yup, it's busted all right."
- "I am Strong Bad, and I am not making an 'I approve this email' joke."
- "Oh yeah. I forgot to tell you guys. We also switched Homestar Runner's gourmet coffee with super mud." (and anything immediately following)
Strong Mad
- "IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR PERRY RUNNING?"
- "CAN I KEEP IT?" "IT FOLLOWED ME HOME!"
Strong Sad
- "Loquentia, ambruglia, precipitous, saralee cheesecake, denouement..."
- "I was able to develop an anti-chicken wing. Which is actually just a bowl of Kashi...it's the culinary opposite of chicken wings."
The Cheat
Homestar
- "Pom Pom! Santa! I think I swallowed a bug!"
- "What in Pete Sampras is going on here?"
- "I can't believe you're The Cheating on me!"
Marzipan
- "If this is Strong Bad calling to prank call me, can you please do the one where I win the radio contest b/c that one's my favorite."
- "I'm lounging on the Lanai enjoying a wheat-grass-tini in my wheat-grass-kini."
- "I'm busy tuning my costume!"
Homsar
- "Hey Reggie! Is that rhinoceros around?"
Pom Pom
- "(blows bubbles in milk)"
King of Town
- "What am I, gettin' my mega-physical?"
- "What are we doing here? Making omelets? Going to the bathroom? I'm cool with that."
- "They've stolen my Poopsmith!"
Poopsmith
Bubs
- "My chocolates! Come back chocolates! I didn't mean what I said."
- "Without a receipt, i can only exchange it for something of lesser or much lesser value."
Coach Z
- "What are ya torkin' abort?"
- "Tommy John surgery!"
- "Oh, dag! That man has just ordered breakfast in the middle of my rap song!"
Others
- STINKOMAN: "Hey, Sticklyman, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT are you doing?"
- STINKOMAN: "Hahahaha! Pan Pan is fat! Hahahaha! He fell on you! Hahahaha! He's a good bear."
- THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: "Why, I oughta fill you up with cat gut and call ya lunch."
- OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: "Why no! Of course that's not just the Strong Man holding a shovel!"
- SENOR CARDGAGE: "My left name is tremendous savings, Miss America."
Most likely to make me sick (ok not really but still)
- KING OF TOWN: "I'm in my sixties."
Favorite Halloween Costumes
(again, some are better than others)
- STRONG BAD: Homestar as Angus Young of AC/DC
- STRONG MAD: Gossamer
- STRONG SAD: David Bowie
- THE CHEAT: Izzy
- HOMESTAR: John McEnroe
- MARZIPAN:
Jeannie Prince
- HOMSAR: Slash of Guns & Roses
- POM POM: The Kool-Aid Man
- KING OF TOWN: Mario
- POOPSMITH: Doc (probably)
- BUBS: Apollo Creed
- COACH Z: Queen Latifah
Other Interests
It seems like most of what I do these days is sit and stare at a computer screen. Otherwise, I also enjoy other things.
Music
I can legitimately say that music is my life. I especially enjoy the sounds of the following:
- some AC/DC
- most Aerosmith
- Beatles
- most Bon Jovi
- Boston
- Cars
- Def Leppard
- most Eagles
- Electric Light Orchestra
- Foreigner
- some Guns & Roses
- Jackson Browne
- Journey
- Kansas
- some Led Zeppelin
- Lynyrd Skynyrd
- Pink Floyd
- Queen
- Styx
- Tom Petty
- Van Halen
- Who
- ZZ Top
just to name a few
and to a lesser extent
- Red Hot Chili Peppers
- Rush
- Supertramp
and of course
- Cool Tapes
and that does not necessarily mean I like or dislike the people in those bands
as you can probably tell, most of the music I listen to is older than I am.
Favorite Sports
I am also a huge sports fan. Ask me about my favorite sports teams.
I will say:
Baseball:
- Atlanta Braves
- ever since the days of Mark Lemke
and I prefer college sports over pro sports
Things that annoy me
Having to mash enter multiple times to make one show up Okay I think I might have this one figured out.
- Having my edits reverted (almost always).
- Unnecessary time limits whilst trying to edit a page which mean that my contributions never actually show up. Whether or not what i'm editing is this wiki.
- Summer breaks
- Vandalism
Link
Matt answers the age-old question...
In closing
I guess that's all for me for now. Now get back in there and win me a car!
No, seriously, win me a car.
And anything on my user page is game for my talk page.
If anyone knows who i am after just this, they have got to be either related to me or one of my closest friends...just put it in my talk page if you think you do.
