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[[File:Knightni.png|thumb|331px|What i probably look like. Yeah i'm about 12 feet tall.]]
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[[File:Yonder Website.png|thumb|500px|Characters from Yonder Wiki]]
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Ah, the old girl's working again.<br>
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This page has been vandalized 02 times. i think. 11/9
 
==First things First==
==First things First==
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{{userbox|border=#002000|mainbkgd=#CCCCCC|codebkgd=#15317E|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:sbemail55.PNG|53px]]|msg=This user uses '''[[Wikipedia:Microsoft Windows|Windows]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#1D95CF|mainbkgd=#AED9EE|codebkgd=#666666|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Strong Bad's Rhythm N' Grammar.png|43px]]|msg=The time has come to bend at the knees, so I invite you, everybody, no pressure, '''[[local news|put your mind at ease]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#FF0000|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#0000EE|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Flag_of_the_United_States.png|50px]]|msg=This user is an '''[[Wikipedia:United_States|American]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:pompom.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is... '''[[Pom Pom|Character 9]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=red|mainbkgd=purple|codebkgd=blue|codecolor=black|code=LEFT|msg=<font color=white>This user is '''left handed'''.</font>}}
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{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Character 1.png|35px]]|msg=This user's second favorite character is '''[[Character 1]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=darkgreen|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#663333|code=[[Image:sbeyes.PNG|43px]]|msg=<font color=white>This user has </font>'''<font color=seagreen>green eyes</font>'''<font color=white>.</font>}}
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{{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#7CFC00|codebkgd=#32CD32|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Character 2.png|43px]]|msg=This user doesn't like '''[[Character 2]]''' so much.}}
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{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Character 6.png|43px]]|msg=This user also likes '''[[Character 6]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=22|msg=This user is a '''guy''' and has completed 4 years of college.}}
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{{userbox|border=#33CCFF|mainbkgd=#FF6600|codebkgd=#33CCFF|codecolor=#000000|code=<font color=#FFFFFF>4</font> retcarah|msg=This user's name backwards minus the first letter... is already an actual word.}}
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{{userbox|border=#33CCFF|mainbkgd=#FF6600|codebkgd=#33CCFF|codecolor=#F4F4F4|code=haracter 4|msg=This user's name forwards minus the first letter... is also already an actual word.}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#880088|codebkgd=plum|codecolor=#000000|code=yeah|msg=<font color=white>This user sometimes gets carried away with edit summaries.</font>}}
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{{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=#6666CC|codebkgd=#C0C0C0|codecolor=white|code=[[File:SmartyJuice.png|25px]]|msg=<font color=#FFFFFF>This user's [[Smarty Juice]] expired in 2007.</font>}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail lappy2.png|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite email is '''[[animal]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=teal|mainbkgd=mediumspringgreen|codebkgd=darkslategray|codecolor=steelblue|code=[[Image:count to G.PNG‎|43px]]|msg=This user... '''[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|can count to G.]]'''}}
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{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:pompom.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Pom Pom]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#663300|codebkgd=#FFFF66|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Sb_and_poopsmith.PNG|35px]]|msg=<font color=white>So apparently this user... is '''[[secret identity|<font color=#0080FF>not Character 11</font>]]'''.</font>}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail lappy2.png|43px]]|msg=This user also likes email '''[[mini-golf]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FFBB00|codebkgd=#FFE800|codecolor=#000000|code=MEH|msg=This user '''[[cheat talk|can speak Character 6]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#6699CC|codebkgd=#006699|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=<s>ORDER</s>|msg=This user has no rhyme or reason to where he might put a random user box.}}
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{{userbox|border=purple|mainbkgd=plum|codebkgd=darkviolet|codecolor=purple|code=[[Image:Count to purple backwards.png‎|43px]]|msg=This user '''[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|can also count to purple... backwards]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 2 - strong bad.PNG|35px]]|msg=This user's second favorite character is '''[[Strong Bad]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA000|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:JustOnionBubs.png|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite pseudocharacter is... '''[[Onion Bubs|Onion Character 4]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#7CFC00|codebkgd=#32CD32|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user hates '''[[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]'''. OK, [[Mr. Pitters]] is worse, but I can't find one about him.}}
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{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#00A0A0|codebkgd=#FFA000|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[File:princess_shellbra.png|34px]]|msg=This user's other favorite pseudocharacter is... '''[[Princess Shellbra|Character 1792]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#7CFC00|codebkgd=#32CD32|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Oldmanpitters.PNG|43px]]|msg=...so i made one instead. This user hates '''[[Mr. Pitters]]''' even worse than Homestar.}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#6699CC|codebkgd=#006699|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=<s>shift</s>|msg=this user often forgets about the caps lock and the shift key and types in lower case.}}
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{{userbox|border=#33CCFF|mainbkgd=#FF6600|codebkgd=#33CCFF|codecolor=#000000|code='''<font color=#FFFFFF>S</font>BU'''|msg=This user's name backwards minus the first letter is already an actual word.}}
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{{userbox|border=#33CCFF|mainbkgd=#FF6600|codebkgd=#33CCFF|codecolor=#F4F4F4|code='''UBS'''|msg=This user's name forwards minus the first letter is also already an actual word.}}
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{{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=#006699|codebkgd=red|codecolor=white|code=<big>R</big>|msg=<font color=white>This user believes that homestar runner cartoons are not for kids under college age.</font>}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#6699CC|codebkgd=#006699|codecolor=yellow|code=NC-30|msg=and this is a legitimate rating for sitcoms and such that some college students like to watch.}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#3333CD|codebkgd=#3333CD|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:cool_tapes.PNG|43px]]|msg=<font color=#FFFFFF>This user's favorite full-length toon is '''[[Cool Things|<font color=lime>Cool Things</font>]]'''.</font>}}
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{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#630|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Sb_and_poopsmith.PNG|35px]]|msg=<font color=white>So apparently this user's '''[[secret identity|not the Poopsmith]]'''.</font>}}
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{{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FFBB00|codebkgd=#FFE800|codecolor=#000000|code=MEH|msg=This user can speak The Cheat, but '''[[Cheat Talk|he doesn't know what any of it means]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00468C|codebkgd=#009F00|codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:Drivethru.png|43px]]|msg=<font color=#FFFFFF>This user would be willing to '''[[Drive-Thru|<font color=#9999CC>sever his legs</font>]]''' except for a few things that make them worth keeping. </font>}}
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{{userbox|border=purple|mainbkgd=red|codebkgd=#B22222|codecolor=#99CCFF|code=[[Image:Strongbadsblounskched.png|43px]]|msg=This user is perfectly fine with '''[[Strong Bad Smiling|this page]]'''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s existence.}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#3333CD|codebkgd=#3333CD|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:homsar evolution current.png|29px]]|msg='''<font color=white>[[Analysis of Homsar's Speech Patterns|<font color=white>This one</font>]]''' too. Preferably in the mainspace.</font>}}
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{{userbox|border=purple|mainbkgd=plum|codebkgd=darkviolet|codecolor=purple|code=[[Image:Count to purple backwards.png‎|43px]]|msg=This user '''[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|can also count to purple backwards]]''', but he doesn't want to waste that much of his life.}}
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{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA000|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:JustOnionBubs.png|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite pseudocharacter is '''[[Onion Bubs]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#00A0A0|codebkgd=#FFA000|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[File:princess_shellbra.png|34px]]|msg=This user's other favorite pseudocharacter is '''[[Princess Shellbra]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=red|codebkgd=#006600|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Bug_in_mouth.PNG|43px]]|msg=<font color=#FFFFFF>This user also likes '''[[Bug in Mouth Disease|<font color=lime>Bug in Mouth Disease</font>]]'''.</font>}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=purple|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=YOU LOSE|msg=<font color=#FFFFFF>This user just lost [[Wikipedia:The_Game_(mind_game)|<font color=#FFFFFF>the game]]</font>.</font>}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:Ssgoose.png|43px]]|msg=This user's '''[[narrator|goose is cooked]]'''...}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:Ssgoose.png|43px]]|msg=This user's '''[[narrator|goose is cooked]]'''...}}
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{{userbox|border=#999999|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#FF6600|codecolor=#F00000|code=[[File:Thnikkaman_logo.png|50px]]|msg=...b/c he got distracted by '''[[The Thnikkaman]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#999999|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#FF6600|codecolor=#F00000|code=[[File:Thnikkaman_logo.png|43px]]|msg=...b/c he got distracted by '''[[The Thnikkaman|Character 208]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=#006699|codebkgd=green|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[File:thinginabag.png|43px]]|msg=<font color=white>This user also likes the toon '''[[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag|<font color=#FF7000>Lookin at a Thing in a Bag</font>]]'''.</font>}}
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{{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=#006699|codebkgd=green|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[File:thinginabag.png|43px]]|msg=<font color=white>This user also likes '''[[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag|<font color=#FF7000>Lookin at a Thing in a Bag</font>]]'''.</font>}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#663300|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=[[Image:sbhand.png|43px]]|msg=This user has an awesome [[hiding|'''hiding place''']].}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#006600|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=[[Image:sbemail106.PNG|43px]]|msg=Looks like this user's [[dangeresque 3|'''gonna have to relax''']].}}
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{{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#7CFC00|codebkgd=#32CD32|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:unnatural_tea_party.png|43px]]|msg=This user tampered with the '''[[DNA evidence]]'''. Probably.}}
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{{userbox|border=#ADD8E6|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#E0FFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:DndGreg.PNG|32px]]|msg=A word of wisdom: '''[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|maybe don't bite my style.]]'''}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#0000FF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=LP|msg=This user wears '''[[long pants]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#333366|mainbkgd=#9999CC|codebkgd=#666699|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:stinkoman20X6normal.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user is '''[[japanese cartoon|the guy]].''' by popular vote. and he doesn't know why. nor does he like it that much.}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#663300|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG|43px]]|msg=<font color=white>Oh... this user should [[original|'''eat a pony''']].</font>}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#663300|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#000000|code= [[Image:CrackStuntman.PNG|50px]]|msg=<font color=white>Oh... this user should [[original|'''eat a pony''']].</font>}}  
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{{userbox|border=#ADD8E6|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#E0FFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:DndGreg.PNG|32px]]|msg=A word of wisdom: '''[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|quit bitin' my style!]]'''}}
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<div style="float:right;padding-left:25px">[[File:Character_8.png|thumb|200px|left|This is who i'm most like <br>(but without all the gray roundellos. I'm about as thin as Character 3.)]]</div>
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My name fits in this category, and i'm okay with that.
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Brought to you by a grant from... Green Cheat. And our corporate sponsors: Smarty Juice. Faceless Megacorp, with a couple of hills in the logo.
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*[[Plural Instead of Singular]]
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I first found the website about four years ago and I watched [[dragon]] and some other sbemails. Then i took a two-month hiatus and then tried to remember the three words: home, star, and runner. somehow they were right. I was watching the cartoons and i'm thinking "clearly strong bad is the main character." "oh so the one guy's name is homestar runner. why did they name the site after him?"  then i found out homestar was once/still is the main character and i watched some older toons and it's like "these guys are trying to tell today's <s>kids</s> adults that stupid is better than smart." I've seen the page that says "homestar is stupid but it doesn't matter because he's so dang nice." Homestar is nice? I can't tell b/c of how stupid he is. I mean, i'm not disagreeing that he's nice, it just isn't as visible to me as the fact that he is stupid.
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I have been watching these cartoons for quite some time now. As I previously stated, the first sbemail I saw was [[dragon]], which I think was during the 2006 summer break. The last one i saw (that is, before the newest one always got that honor) was [[island]], sometime around sbemail 160.
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==Favorite Quotes==
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(in no order, and some of them are better than others)
 
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===Strong Bad===
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===Character 1===
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*"Oh look The Cheat, if it isn't the big fat yellow blob and Pom Pom."
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*"Habomabeybo."
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*"I am Strong Bad, and I am not making an 'I approve this email' joke."
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*"Oh yeah. I forgot to tell you guys. We also switched Homestar Runner's gourmet coffee with super mud." (and anything immediately following)
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*"I think my imagination's broke. Let me think up the best thing ever: Beef stew. Yup, it's busted all right."
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*"You internet types ruined Trogdor. Just like you did zombies, pirates, ninjas and Strong Bad."
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*"A sbemail fan ''fiction'' (since I have plenty of time to say both syllables)."
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*"Explain to me how drowning them wouldn't ruin their date."
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*"Do any of you have even one iota that lives down the street from a clue as to what you're talking about?"
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*"What? Whoa, I didn't even see Coach Z standing in a whale costume. Yeah, shoot him too!"
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**"Come on, sweetheart, it doesn't have to be like this. We can be a couple again. Me, and you... and the ruby... maybe not you..."
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===Strong Mad===
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===Character 7===
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*"IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR PERRY RUNNING?"
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*"Dah Do Dah Do!"
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*"CAN I KEEP IT?" "IT FOLLOWED ME HOME!"
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===Strong Sad===
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===Character 8===
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*"Loquentia, ambruglia, precipitous, saralee cheesecake, denouement..."
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*"Mope mope mope mope mope mope mope mope mope mope mope mope mope."
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*"I was able to develop an anti-chicken wing. Which is actually just a bowl of Kashi...it's the culinary opposite of chicken wings."
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*"This part doesn't really represent anything, i just always wanted to pour coffee on coach z."
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*(in the middle of giving a weather report) "I'm gonna eat this spoonful of hoisin sauce..."
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===The Cheat===
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===Character 6===
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*Anything directly after Strong Bad says, "Maybe chopping my head off isn't such a good idea."
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*"Meh."
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===Homestar===
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===Character 2===
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*"Pom Pom! Santa! I think I swallowed a bug!"
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*"Baybo baybo baybo baybo."
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*"What in Pete Sampras is going on here?"
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*"I can't believe you're The Cheating on me!"
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*"Yes Strong Bad, I ate Luigi. He tasted like mushrooms."
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*"Yeah, I'm like an octopus."
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*"Now bring that beep back!"
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*'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR''': "Now you guys are sure this won't emancipate me from my ridiculous stripèd pants?"
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===Marzipan===
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===Character 5===
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*"If this is Strong Bad calling to prank call me, can you please do the one where I win the radio contest b/c that one's my favorite."
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*"Bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob."
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*"I'm lounging on the Lanai enjoying a wheat-grass-tini in my wheat-grass-kini."
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*"I'm busy tuning my costume!"
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*"Wanna hear my cover of ''Glory Days''?"
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===Homsar===
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===Character 12===
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*"Hey Reggie! Is that rhinoceros around?"
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*"AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA"
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*"Oh no! You shanked my jengaship!"
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**(soothing) "Hello Strong Bad. What's the haps?"
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**(soothing) "We will join Strong Badia, first for some sandwiches, then to die side by side in battle."
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===Pom Pom===
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===Character 9===
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*"(blows bubbles in milk)"
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*"(bubbles)"
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===King of Town===
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===Character 10===
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*"What am I, gettin' my mega-physical?"
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*"Doo hoo hoo!"
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*"What are we doing here? Making omelets? Going to the bathroom? I'm cool with that."
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*"They've stolen my Poopsmith!"
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*"I play guitar apparently."
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*"My name's Furious Fingers...I own 17 guitars, with a combined total of 43 necks."
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*"You've got to feed and feed the hiccups until they mature into liver failure."
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===Poopsmith===
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===Character 11===
*"(shrugs)"
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===Bubs===
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===Character 4===
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*"My chocolates! Come back chocolates! I didn't mean what I said."
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*"Blaa blo blee blo blaa blo blaa blo."
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*"Without a receipt, i can only exchange it for something of lesser or much lesser value."
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*"Well, there's a bunch of my aught four crap in that filthy box over there. gotta make room for the aught five crap."
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*"No I will NOT slice my fingers thin! I just want a dang hambloiger!"
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*"Hey, Bubs, this is Marzipan! Oh, snap! I mean... hey, Marzipan, this is Bubs!"
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*"Just wanted to let you know that...Coach Z got that kick in the crotch you sent him just fine. He's chillin' out on the couch right now. I think he'll be out of commission for a while."
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**"Technically it's an autonomous commonwealth, but you've got the right idea."
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===Coach Z===
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===Character 3===
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*"What are ya torkin' abort?"
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*"Baseboard baseboard baseboard baseboard!"
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*"Tommy John surgery!"
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*"Oh, dag! That man has just ordered breakfast in the middle of my rap song!"
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===Others===
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===Character 13===
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*'''STINKOMAN''': "Hey, Sticklyman, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT are you doing?"
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*"Oh."
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*'''STINKOMAN''': "Hahahaha! Pan Pan is fat! Hahahaha! He fell on you! Hahahaha! He's a good bear."
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*'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER''': "Why, I oughta fill you up with cat gut and call ya lunch."
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*'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD''': "Why no! Of course that's not just the Strong Man holding a shovel!"
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*'''SENOR CARDGAGE''': "My left name is tremendous savings, Miss America."
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*'''THE UGLY ONE''': "I belong in a museum!"
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*'''MOMKINS''': "I will be at a place until a time. My cell phone number is some numbers."
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*'''LAPPY 486''': "Another week with you, Strong Bad, is like 8 dog-weeks in cat-years."
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*'''THE WHEELCHAIR''': "Eh! Steve!! Get your sassy-frass out my berled holiday cabbage!"
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*mostly '''STRONG BAD''': "Yup, I totally always look awesome singing backwards metal."
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**'''SENOR CARDGAGE''': "If you go to the store, can you buychase me a cheesburgwich?"
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===Most disturbing===
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Why, it almost seems like everybody's got their own personal type of spice.
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*'''KING OF TOWN''': "I'm in my sixties."
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*'''COACH Z''': "This Coach Z costume is spot on."
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*'''COACH Z''': "I was gonna hit the showers, but now i don't has to."
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*'''STRONG BAD''': "Briefly, let's discuss what this dream means."
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==Favorite Halloween Costumes==
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*'''STRONG BAD''': Homestar as Angus Young of AC/DC
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*'''STRONG MAD''': Gossamer
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*'''STRONG SAD''': David Bowie
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*'''THE CHEAT''': Izzy
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*'''HOMESTAR''': [[John McEnroe]]
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*'''MARZIPAN''': Prince
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*'''HOMSAR''': Slash of Guns & Roses
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*'''POM POM''': The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man
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*'''KING OF TOWN''': Mario
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*'''POOPSMITH''': Doc (probably)
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*'''BUBS''': Apollo Creed
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*'''COACH Z''': Queen Latifah
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==Other Random Favorites==
==Other Random Favorites==
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===Favorite first emails on a computer===
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===Examples of misaligned dialogue===
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:1. animal
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:2. invisibility
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:3. some kinda robot
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:4. from work
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:5. weird dream
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:6. the bird
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:7. did i miss any computers?
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:8. independent
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==Other Interests==
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===Music===
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:some AC/DC
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:most Aerosmith
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:Beatles
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:most Bon Jovi
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:Boston
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:Cars
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:Def Leppard
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:most Eagles
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:Eddie Money
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:Electric Light Orchestra
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:Elton John
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:Foreigner
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:most Guns & Roses
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:Jackson Browne
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:Journey
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:Kansas
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:Led Zeppelin
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:Lynyrd Skynyrd
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:Pink Floyd
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:Queen
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:Rush
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:Styx
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:Tom Petty
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:Van Halen
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:Who
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:ZZ Top
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just to name a few
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:Charlie Daniels
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:Deep Purple
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:Dire Straits
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:Doobie Brothers
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:Fleetwood Mac
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:Heart
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:Hootie and the Blowfish (of course)
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:John Mellencamp
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:Loverboy
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:Peter Frampton
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:Red Hot Chili Peppers
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:REO Speedwagon
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:Simon and Garfunkel
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:Steve Miller
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:Supertramp
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:.38 Special
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===Favorite Sports===
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I am also a huge sports fan. I can legitimately call myself a bracketologist. Please ask me about this or my favorite sports teams.
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Baseball:
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:Atlanta Braves
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::from the days of [[Mark Lemke]] until the absence of a strike in 2006
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and I prefer college sports over pro sports
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==Things that annoy me==
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*Knowing how to make one new line show up, and forgetting to include the code.
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*Having my edits reverted (almost always, but only the good ones. you know, the [[tape-leg|<i>good</i> ones?]])
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**Unnecessary time limits whilst trying to edit a page which mean that my contributions never actually show up. Whether or not what i'm editing is this wiki.
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**Reverting a bad edit, <font color=#00A000>and having a great edit summary</font>, only to find out that someone else has already reverted the same bad edit i was reverting. <!--this wouldn't be here if it wasn't for the green-->
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*Seeing where people have inserted in Goofs or Glitches along the lines of "a little bit of the sound from the next frame plays over" when it's their computer making the error.
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*Seeing where people have inserted in Goofs along the lines of "one of Strong Bad's eyes is bigger than the other during this part." That's just TBC's attempt to make Strong Bad 3D when they only have two dimensions to work with.
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**Having to explain that multiple times.
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*Seeing where people have inserted in whatever section along the lines of "the clickable area for the back button in this toon extends far left of the back button itself." most of the sbemails in that era have that, so it's not noteworthy when they do.
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*Finding out a page doesn't exist, wanting to create it, deciding against it, then changing my mind several [[I'll Take Twelve|months]] or even [[Babies|years]] later to find out it has been created by then. and of course it's my fault that i didn't create it.
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*The fact that [[Crime and Punishment|these]] [[Crimes Committed by Strong Bad|kind]] [[Bubs's Shady Business Practices|of]] [[Blatant Lies|pages]] contain several instances right now that I feel lose a certain element of humor when they are viewed from that perspective. Of course, some of them belong there.
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*The following user box:
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{|
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#5FCA75|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#0036FF|code='''TOO MANY'''|msg=This user has too many freakin' userboxes.}}
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:b/c there is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_sbmail.swf no such thing] as too many user boxes.
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*Summer breaks
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*Vandalism
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*My former roommate's tv
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*"Exeriouxly Forxe! Did I say that right?" No, H. Star, no you didn't.<br>"Exhut up and just xay your linex!" S. Bad, you didn't say "Xhut up" right either.
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*When people have a section on their user page entitled "Things that annoy me".
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==You know you've had too much homestar runner when...==
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...you have a dream about getting an awesome hug from a girl [[Lack of Visible Arms|with no visible arms]].<br>
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...every time you see a girl wearing a purple dress, the first thing you think is "[[Marzipan]]".<br>
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...every time you see _____ in a test, you think of Strong Bad's exaggerated "[[Strong Badia the Free Responses (The Castle)|blank]]" when he is reading the King of Town's email templates.<br>
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...every time you see anything remotely related to an explosion, you think of Strong Bad saying "[[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad#What's Her Face, Scene 1 or 2|A splode!]]"<br>
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...you can have a conversation with two friends, and in the middle, the three of you can successfully pull off all four parts of "[[techno|The System Is Down]]" randomly.<br>
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...if you have a stomachache, all you can think to describe the pain is, "[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Ow! My stomach lining!]]"<br>
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...whenever you have to print something, you say "[[autobiography|print_of_it.exe]]".<br>
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...whenever you hear "Back in Black" by AC/DC, you sing along with the words, "[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0|Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong]]" when there are actually no words to sing.<br>
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...whenever you hear "Barracuda" by Heart, you sing along with the words, "[[guitar|Jug jigga jug jigga jug jigga jug jigga jug jigga jug jigga jug jigga JAH JAH]]" when there are actually no words to sing.
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==Link==
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[http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4963982660679426763&q=homestar+runner+puppet&hl=en Matt answers the age-old question...]
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==In closing==
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I guess that's all for me for now. Now get back in there and win me a car!
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No, seriously, win me a car.
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'''Character 8:''' Mope mope mope mope mope mope mope.
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'''Character 2:''' Baybo baybo baybo.
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And anything on my user page is game for my talk page.
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==You know you've had too much Smarty Juice when...==
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If anyone knows who i am after just this, they have got to be either related to me or one of my closest friends...just put it in my talk page if you think you do.
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...okay, I'll be honest, I don't think I've had ''enough'' Smarty Juice.<br>
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...that's right, far out.

Revision as of 04:35, 8 October 2019

Characters from Yonder Wiki

Contents

First things First

HRWiki:Userboxes
4 retcarah
haracter 4
MEH
This is who i'm most like
(but without all the gray roundellos. I'm about as thin as Character 3.)

Brought to you by a grant from... Green Cheat. And our corporate sponsors: Smarty Juice. Faceless Megacorp, with a couple of hills in the logo.

Favorite Quotes

Character 1

  • "Habomabeybo."

Character 7

  • "Dah Do Dah Do!"

Character 8

  • "Mope mope mope mope mope mope mope mope mope mope mope mope mope."

Character 6

  • "Meh."

Character 2

  • "Baybo baybo baybo baybo."

Character 5

  • "Bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob."

Character 12

  • "AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA"

Character 9

  • "(bubbles)"

Character 10

  • "Doo hoo hoo!"

Character 11

  • "(shrugs)"

Character 4

  • "Blaa blo blee blo blaa blo blaa blo."

Character 3

  • "Baseboard baseboard baseboard baseboard!"

Character 13

  • "Oh."

Why, it almost seems like everybody's got their own personal type of spice.

Other Random Favorites

Examples of misaligned dialogue

Character 8: Mope mope mope mope mope mope mope.

Character 2: Baybo baybo baybo.

You know you've had too much Smarty Juice when...

...okay, I'll be honest, I don't think I've had enough Smarty Juice.
...that's right, far out.

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