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[[File:Knightni.png|thumb|500px|.llat teef 21 tuoba m'i haeY .ekil kool ylbaborp i tahW]]
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[[File:Knightni.png|thumb|500px|What i probably look like. Yeah i'm about 12 feet tall.]]
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.daed ton si taehC ehT dalg os m'I<br>
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I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead.<br>
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==tsriF sgniht tsriF==
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==First things First==
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#006030|codebkgd=#208050|codecolor=#ACCCF0|code=DEAD|msg=<font color=#FFFFFF>You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.</font>}}
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{{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=#006699|codebkgd=red|codecolor=white|code=<big><big>R</big></big>|msg=<font color=white>This user believes that homestar runner cartoons are not for kids under college age.</font>}}
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{{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FFBB00|codebkgd=#FFE800|codecolor=#000000|code=HEM|msg=.'''[[cheat talk|taehC ehT kaeps nac]]''' resu sihT}}
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{{userbox|border=#BABABA|mainbkgd=#D7D7D7|codebkgd=#BABABA|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG|35px]]|msg=.'''[[That a Ghost|tsohg a taht]]''' daer resu sihT}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#3333CD|codebkgd=#3333CD|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:homsar evolution current.png|29px]]|msg=<font color=white>.oot '''[[Analysis of Homsar's Speech Patterns|<font color=white>eno sihT</font>]]''' .ecapsniam eht ni ylbareferP</font>}}
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{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA000|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:JustOnionBubs.png|43px]]|msg=.'''[[Onion Bubs|sbuB noinO]]''' si retcarahcoduesp etirovaf s'resu sihT}}
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{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#00A0A0|codebkgd=#FFA000|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[File:princess_shellbra.png|34px]]|msg=.'''[[Princess Shellbra|arbllehS ssecnirP]]''' si retcarahcoduesp etirovaf rehto s'resu sihT}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=red|codebkgd=#006600|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Bug_in_mouth.PNG|43px]]|msg=<font color=#FFFFFF>.'''[[Bug in Mouth Disease|<font color=lime>esaesiD htuoM ni guB</font>]]''' sekil osla resu sihT</font>}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=red|codebkgd=#006600|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:Bug_in_mouth.PNG|43px]]|msg=<font color=#FFFFFF>This user also likes '''[[Bug in Mouth Disease|<font color=lime>Bug in Mouth Disease</font>]]'''.</font>}}
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{{userbox|border=#999999|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#FF6600|codecolor=#F00000|code=[[File:Thnikkaman_logo.png|43px]]|msg=...b/c he got distracted by '''[[The Thnikkaman]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=#006699|codebkgd=green|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[File:thinginabag.png|43px]]|msg=<font color=white>.'''[[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag|<font color=#FF7000>gaB a ni gnihT a ta nookiL</font>]]''' noot eht sekil osla resu sihT</font>}}
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{{userbox|border=black|mainbkgd=#006699|codebkgd=green|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[File:thinginabag.png|43px]]|msg=<font color=white>This user also likes the toon '''[[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag|<font color=#FF7000>Lookin at a Thing in a Bag</font>]]'''.</font>}}
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<div style="float:right;padding-left:25px">[[File:newerstrongsad.PNG|thumb|200px|left|(.Z hcaoC sa niht sa tuoba m'I .ssentaf yarg eht lla tuohtiw tub)<br> ekil tsom m'i ohw si sihT]]</div>
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<div style="float:right;padding-left:25px">[[File:newerstrongsad.PNG|thumb|200px|left|This is who i'm most like <br>(but without all the gray fatness. I'm about as thin as Coach Z.)]]</div>
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.taht htiw yako m'i dna ,yrogetac siht ni stif eman yM
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My name fits in this category, and i'm okay with that.
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*[[Plural Instead of Singular|ralugniS fo daetsnI larulP]]
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*[[Plural Instead of Singular]]
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.sliamebs rehto emos dna [[dragon|nogard]] dehctaw I dna oga sraey {{yearssince|June 2006}} tuoba etisbew eht dnuof strif I .rennur dna ,rats ,emoh :sdrow eerht eht rebmemer ot deirt neht dna sutaih htnom-owt a koot i nehT .thgir erew yeht wohemos <font color=#804000>gnikniht m'i dna snootrac eht gnihctaw saw I ".retcarahc niam eht si dab gnorts ylraelc" "?mih retfa etis eht eman yeht did yhw .rennur ratsemoh si eman s'yug eno eht os ho" ekil s'ti dna snoot redlo emos dehctaw i dna retcarahc niam eht si llits/ecno saw ratsemoh tuo dnuof i neht ".trams naht retteb si diputs taht stluda <s>sdik</s> s'yadot llet ot gniyrt era syug eseht" syas taht egap eht nees ev'I ".ecin gnad os s'eh esuaceb rettam t'nseod ti tub diputs si ratsemoh" ?ecin si ratsemoH .si eh diputs woh fo c/b llet t'nac I .diputs si eh taht tcaf eht sa em ot elbisiv sa t'nsi tsuj ti ,ecin s'eh taht gnieergasid ton m'i ,naem I</font> .won detadtuo ylbaredisnoc si nworb ni lairetam ehT
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I first found the website about {{yearssince|June 2006}} years ago and I watched [[dragon]] and some other sbemails. Then i took a two-month hiatus and then tried to remember the three words: home, star, and runner. somehow they were right. <font color=#804000>I was watching the cartoons and i'm thinking "clearly strong bad is the main character." "oh so the one guy's name is homestar runner. why did they name the site after him?" then i found out homestar was once/still is the main character and i watched some older toons and it's like "these guys are trying to tell today's <s>kids</s> adults that stupid is better than smart." I've seen the page that says "homestar is stupid but it doesn't matter because he's so dang nice." Homestar is nice? I can't tell b/c of how stupid he is. I mean, i'm not disagreeing that he's nice, it just isn't as visible to me as the fact that he is stupid.</font> The material in brown is considerably outdated now.
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.won emit emos etiuq rof snootrac eseht gnihctaw neeb evah I .kaerb remmus 6002 eht gnirud saw kniht I hcihw ,[[dragon|nogard]] saw was I liamebs tsrif eht ,detats ylsuoiverp I sA .061 liamebs dnuora emitemos ,[[island|dnalsi]] saw (ronoh taht tog syawla eno tsewen eht erofeb ,si taht) was i eno tsal ehT
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I have been watching these cartoons for quite some time now. As I previously stated, the first sbemail I saw was [[dragon]], which I think was during the 2006 summer break. The last one i saw (that is, before the newest one always got that honor) was [[island]], sometime around sbemail 160.
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==Favorite Quotes==
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(in no order, and some of them are better than others)
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==setuoQ etirovaF==
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===Strong Bad===
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(srehto naht retteb era meht fo emos dna ,redro on ni)
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*"Oh look The Cheat, if it isn't the big fat yellow blob and Pom Pom."
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*"I am Strong Bad, and I am not making an 'I approve this email' joke."
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===daB gnortS===
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*"Oh yeah. I forgot to tell you guys. We also switched Homestar Runner's gourmet coffee with super mud." (and anything immediately following)
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*".moP moP dna bolb wolley taf gib eht t'nsi ti fi ,taehC ehT kool hO"
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*"I think my imagination's broke. Let me think up the best thing ever: Beef stew. Yup, it's busted all right."
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*".ekoj 'liame siht evorppa I' na gnikam ton ma I dna ,daB gnortS ma I"
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*"Yeah, I bought the DNA snow cone."
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*".haey hO .syug uoy llet ot togrof I .dum repus htiw eeffoc temruog s'rennuR ratsemoH dehctiws osla eW" (gniwollof yletaidemmi gnihtyna dna)
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*"You internet types ruined Trogdor. Just like you did zombies, pirates, ninjas and Strong Bad."
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*".ekorb s'noitanigami ym kniht I .wets feeB :reve gniht tseb eht pu kniht em teL .thgir lla detsub s'ti ,puY"
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*"A sbemail fan ''fiction'' (since I have plenty of time to say both syllables)."
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*".enoc wons AND eht thguob I ,haeY"
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*"Explain to me how drowning them wouldn't ruin their date."
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*".daB gnortS dna ,sajnin ,setarip ,seibmoz did uoy ekil tsuJ .rodgorT deniur sepyt tenretni uoY"
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*"Do any of you have even one iota that lives down the street from a clue as to what you're talking about?"
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*".(selballys htob yas ot emit fo ytnelp evah I ecnis) ''noitcif'' naf liamebs A"
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*"What? Whoa, I didn't even see Coach Z standing in a whale costume. Yeah, shoot him too!"
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*".etad rieht niur t'ndluow meht gninword woh em ot nialpxE"
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**"Come on, sweetheart, it doesn't have to be like this. We can be a couple again. Me, and you... and the ruby... maybe not you..."
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*"?tuoba gniklat er'uoy tahw ot sa eulc a morf teerts eht nwod sevil taht atoi eno neve evah uoy fo yna oD"
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*"?tahW .emutsoc elahw a ni gnidnats Z hcaoC ees neve t'ndid I ,aohW !oot mih toohs ,haeY"
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**".siht ekil eb ot evah t'nseod ti ,traehteews ,no emoC .niaga elpuoc a eb nac eW ...uoy ton ebyam ...ybur eht dna ...uoy dna ,eM"
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===daM gnortS===
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===Strong Mad===
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*"?GNINNUR YRREP ROTAREGIRFER RUOY SI"
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*"IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR PERRY RUNNING?"
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*"?TI PEEK I NAC" "!EMOH EM DEWOLLOF TI"
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*"CAN I KEEP IT?" "IT FOLLOWED ME HOME!"
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===daS gnortS===
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===Strong Sad===
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*"...tnemeuoned ,ekaceseehc eelaras ,suotipicerp ,ailgurbmi ,aitneuqoL"
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*"Loquentia, imbruglia, precipitous, saralee cheesecake, denouement..."
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*".driew rof drow retteb a eb ot sdeen erehT"
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*"There needs to be a better word for weird."
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*".gniw nekcihc-itna na poleved ot elba saw I .sgniw nekcihc fo etisoppo yraniluc eht s'ti...ihsaK fo lwob a tsuj yllautca si hcihW"
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*"I was able to develop an anti-chicken wing. Which is actually just a bowl of Kashi...it's the culinary opposite of chicken wings."
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*".z hcaoc no eeffoc ruop ot detnaw syawla tsuj i ,gnihtyna tneserper yllaer t'nseod trap sihT"
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*"This part doesn't really represent anything, i just always wanted to pour coffee on coach z."
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*(troper rehtaew a gnivig fo elddim eht ni) "...ecuas nisioh fo lufnoops siht tae annog m'I"
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*(in the middle of giving a weather report) "I'm gonna eat this spoonful of hoisin sauce..."
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===taehC ehT===
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===The Cheat===
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*,syas daB gnortS retfa yltcerid gnihtynA ".aedi doog a hcus t'nsi ffo daeh ym gnippohc ebyaM"
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*Anything directly after Strong Bad says, "Maybe chopping my head off isn't such a good idea."
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===ratsemoH===
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===Homestar===
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*"!moP moP !atnaS !gub a dewollaws I kniht I"
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*"Pom Pom! Santa! I think I swallowed a bug!"
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*"?ereh no gniog si sarpmaS eteP ni tahW"
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*"What in Pete Sampras is going on here?"
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*"!em no gnitaehC ehT er'uoy eveileb t'nac I"
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*"I can't believe you're The Cheating on me!"
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*".igiuL eta I ,daB gnortS ,seY .smoorhsum ekil detsat eH"
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*"Yes Strong Bad, I ate Luigi. He tasted like mushrooms."
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*".supotco na ekil m'I ,haeY"
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*"Yeah, I'm like an octopus."
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*"!kcab peeb taht gnirb woN"
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*"Now bring that beep back!"
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*".taht rebmemer I ,haey hO .sgel yna evah t'ndid I esuaceb em ecalper ot dah yehT"
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*"Oh yeah, I remember that. They had to replace me because I didn't have any legs."
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*'''RATSEMOH EGANEET''': "?stnap dépirts suolucidir ym morf em etapicname t'now siht erus era syug uoy woN"
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*'''TEENAGE HOMESTAR''': "Now you guys are sure this won't emancipate me from my ridiculous stripèd pants?"
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===napizraM===
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===Marzipan===
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*".etirovaf ym s'eno taht c/b tsetnoc oidar eht niw I erehw eno eht od esaelp uoy nac ,em llac knarp ot gnillac daB gnortS si siht fI"
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*"If this is Strong Bad calling to prank call me, can you please do the one where I win the radio contest b/c that one's my favorite."
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*".inik-ssarg-taehw ym ni init-ssarg-taehw a gniyojne ianaL eht no gnignuol m'I"
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*"I'm lounging on the Lanai enjoying a wheat-grass-tini in my wheat-grass-kini."
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*"!emutsoc ym gninut ysub m'I"
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*"I'm busy tuning my costume!"
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*"?''syaD yrolG'' fo revoc ym raeh annaW"
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*"Wanna hear my cover of ''Glory Days''?"
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===rasmoH===
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===Homsar===
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*"!eiggeR yeH ?dnuora soreconihr taht sI"
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*"Hey Reggie! Is that rhinoceros around?"
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*"!on hO !pihsagnej ym deknahs uoY"
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*"Oh no! You shanked my jengaship!"
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**(gnihtoos) ".daB gnortS olleH ?spah eht s'tahW"
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**(soothing) "Hello Strong Bad. What's the haps?"
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**(gnihtoos) ".elttab ni edis yb edis eid ot neht ,sehciwdnas emos rof tsrif ,aidaB gnortS nioj lliw eW"
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**(soothing) "We will join Strong Badia, first for some sandwiches, then to die side by side in battle."
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===moP moP===
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===Pom Pom===
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*"(selbbub)"
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*"(bubbles)"
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===nwoT fo gniK===
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===King of Town===
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*"?lacisyhp-agem ym 'nitteg ,I ma tahW"
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*"What am I, gettin' my mega-physical?"
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*"?ereh gniod ew era tahW ?stelemo gnikaM ?moorhtab eht ot gnioG .taht htiw looc m'I"
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*"What are we doing here? Making omelets? Going to the bathroom? I'm cool with that."
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*"!htimspooP ym nelots ev'yehT"
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*"They've stolen my Poopsmith!"
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*".yltnerappa ratiug yalp I"
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*"I play guitar apparently."
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*".skcen 34 fo latot denibmoc a htiw ,sratiug 71 nwo I...sregniF suoiruF s'eman yM"
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*"My name's Furious Fingers...I own 17 guitars, with a combined total of 43 necks."
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*".eruliaf revil otni erutam yeht litnu spuccih eht deef dna deef ot tog ev'uoY"
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*"You've got to feed and feed the hiccups until they mature into liver failure."
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*repap fo eceip a no angasal fo eceip a gnitirW
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*Writing a piece of lasagna on a piece of paper
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===htimspooP===
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===Poopsmith===
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*"(sgurhs)"
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*"(shrugs)"
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===sbuB===
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===Bubs===
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*"!setalocohc yM !setalocohc kcab emoC .dias I tahw naem t'ndid I"
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*"My chocolates! Come back chocolates! I didn't mean what I said."
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*".eulav ressel hcum ro ressel fo gnitemos rof ti egnahcxe ylno nac i ,tpiecer a tuohtiW"
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*"Without a receipt, i can only exchange it for something of lesser or much lesser value."
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*".ereht revo xob yhtlif taht ni parc ruof thgua ym fo hcnub a s'ereht ,lleW .parc evif thgua eht rof moor ekam attog"
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*"Well, there's a bunch of my aught four crap in that filthy box over there. gotta make room for the aught five crap."
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*"!niht sregnif ym ecils TON lliw I oN !regiolbmah gnad a tnaw tsuj I"
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*"No I will NOT slice my fingers thin! I just want a dang hambloiger!"
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*"!napizraM si siht ,sbuB ,yeH !pans ,hO !sbuB si siht ,napizraM , yeh ...naem I"
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*"Hey, Bubs, this is Marzipan! Oh, snap! I mean... hey, Marzipan, this is Bubs!"
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*".enif tsuj mih tnes uoy hctorc eht ni kcik taht tog Z hcaoC...taht wonk uoy tel ot detnaw tsuJ .won thgir hcuoc eht no tuo 'nillihc s'eH .elihw a rof noissimmoc fo tuo eb ll'eh kniht I"
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*"Just wanted to let you know that...Coach Z got that kick in the crotch you sent him just fine. He's chillin' out on the couch right now. I think he'll be out of commission for a while."
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**".aedi thgir eht tog ev'uoy tub ,htlaewnommoc suomonotua na s'ti yllacinhceT"
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**"Technically it's an autonomous commonwealth, but you've got the right idea."
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===Z hcaoC===
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===Coach Z===
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*"?troba 'nikrot ay era tahW"
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*"What are ya torkin' abort?"
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*"!yregrus nhoJ ymmoT"
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*"Tommy John surgery!"
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*"!gad ,hO !gnos par ym fo elddim eht ni tsafkaerb deredro tsuj sah nam tahT"
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*"Oh, dag! That man has just ordered breakfast in the middle of my rap song!"
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===egagdraC roneS===
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===Senor Cardgage===
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*".aciremA ssiM ,sgnivas suodnemert si eman tfel yM"
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*"My left name is tremendous savings, Miss America."
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**"?hciwgrubeseehc a em esahcyub uoy nac ,erots eht ot og uoy fI"
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**"If you go to the store, can you buychase me a cheesburgwich?"
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===srehtO===
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===Others===
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*'''NAMOKNITS''': "?gniod uoy era TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHW ,namylkcitS ,yeH"
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*'''STINKOMAN''': "Hey, Sticklyman, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT are you doing?"
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*'''NAMOKNITS''': "!ahahahaH !taf si naP naP !ahahahaH !uoy no llef eH !ahahahaH .raeb doog a s'eH"
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*'''STINKOMAN''': "Hahahaha! Pan Pan is fat! Hahahaha! He fell on you! Hahahaha! He's a good bear."
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*'''RENNUR RATSEMOH EHT''': ".hcnul ay llac dna tug tac htiw pu uoy llif athguo I ,yhW"
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*'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER''': "Why, I oughta fill you up with cat gut and call ya lunch."
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*'''DAB GNORTS YEMIT-DLO''': "!on yhW !levohs a gnidloh naM gnortS eht tsuj ton s'taht esruoc fO"
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*'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD''': "Why no! Of course that's not just the Strong Man holding a shovel!"
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*'''ENO YLGU EHT''': "!muesum a ni gnoleb I"
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*'''THE UGLY ONE''': "I belong in a museum!"
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*'''SNIKMOM''': ".emit a litnu ecalp a ta eb lliw I .srebmun emos si rebmun enohp llec yM"
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*'''MOMKINS''': "I will be at a place until a time. My cell phone number is some numbers."
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*'''684 YPPAL''': ".sraey-tac ni skeew-god 8 ekil si ,daB gnortS ,uoy htiw keew rehtonA"
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*'''LAPPY 486''': "Another week with you, Strong Bad, is like 8 dog-weeks in cat-years."
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*'''RIAHCLEEHW EHT''': "!!evetS !hE !egabbac yadiloh delreb ym tuo ssarf-yssas ruoy teG"
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*'''THE WHEELCHAIR''': "Eh! Steve!! Get your sassy-frass out my berled holiday cabbage!"
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*'''DAB GNORTS''' yltsom: ".latem sdrawkcab gnignis emosewa kool syawla yllatot I ,puY"
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*mostly '''STRONG BAD''': "Yup, I totally always look awesome singing backwards metal."
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===gnibrutsid tsoM===
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===Most disturbing===
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*'''NWOT FO GNIK''': ".seitxis ym ni m'I"
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*'''KING OF TOWN''': "I'm in my sixties."
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*'''Z HCAOC''': ".no tops si emutsoc Z hcaoC sihT"
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*'''COACH Z''': "This Coach Z costume is spot on."
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*'''Z HCAOC''': ".ot sah t'nod i wod tub ,srewohs eht tih annog saw I"
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*'''COACH Z''': "I was gonna hit the showers, but now i don't has to."
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*'''DAB GNORTS''': ".snaem maerd siht tahw ssucsid s'tel ,ylfeirB"
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*'''STRONG BAD''': "Briefly, let's discuss what this dream means."
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==semutsoC neewollaH etirovaF==
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==Favorite Halloween Costumes==
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(srehto naht retteb era emos ,niaga)
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(again, some are better than others)
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*'''DAB GNORTS''': CD/CA fo gnuoY sugnA sa ratsemoH
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*'''STRONG BAD''': Homestar as Angus Young of AC/DC
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*'''DAM GNORTS''': pmowhT a
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*'''STRONG MAD''': a Thwomp
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*'''DAS GNORTS''': eiwoB divaD
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*'''STRONG SAD''': David Bowie
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*'''TAEHC EHT''': yzzI
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*'''THE CHEAT''': Izzy
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*'''RATSEMOH''': 66 etuoR
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*'''HOMESTAR''': Route 66
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*'''NAPIZRAM''': ecnirP
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*'''MARZIPAN''': Prince
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*'''RASMOH''': sesoR & snuG fo hsalS
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*'''HOMSAR''': Slash of Guns & Roses
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*'''MOP MOP''': naM wollamhsraM tfuP-yatS ehT
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*'''POM POM''': The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man
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*'''NWOT FO GNIK''': oiraM
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*'''KING OF TOWN''': Mario
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*'''HTIMSPOOP''': (ylbaborp) coD
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*'''POOPSMITH''': Doc (probably)
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*'''SBUB''': deerC ollopA
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*'''BUBS''': Apollo Creed
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*'''Z HCAOC''': hafitaL neeuQ
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*'''COACH Z''': Queen Latifah
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==setirovaF modnaR rehtO==
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==Other Random Favorites==
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===retupmoc a no sliame tsrif etirovaF===
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===Favorite first emails on a computer===
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:1. lamina
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:1. animal
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:2. ytilibisivni
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:2. invisibility
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:3. tobor adnik emos
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:3. some kinda robot
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:4. krow morf
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:4. from work
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:5. maerd driew
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:5. weird dream
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:6. drib eht
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:6. the bird
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:7. tnednepedni
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:7. independent
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===eugolaid dengilasim fo selpmaxE===
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===Examples of misaligned dialogue===
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'''DAS GNORTS:''' ?niarb a flah evah neve uoy od ,ratsemoH
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Homestar, do you even have half a brain?
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'''RENNUR RATSEMOH:''' .dnim a flah tog ev'I ,yhW
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Why, I've got half a mind.
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==detaerc evah I segaP==
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==Pages I have created==
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*[[Billy Dee Williams|smailliW eeD ylliB]] (ti edam i erofeb semit suoremun ot neeb d'i nrows evah dluoc i egap a)
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*[[Billy Dee Williams]] (a page i could have sworn i'd been to numerous times before i made it)
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*[[1983|3891]]
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*[[1983]]
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*[[Good Graphics|scihparG dooG]]
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*[[Good Graphics]]
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*[[Gasoline|enilosaG]]
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*[[Gasoline]]
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*[[Your Bad Self|fleS daB ruoY]]
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*[[Your Bad Self]]
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*[[Cash Money|yenoM hsaC]]
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*[[Cash Money]]
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*[[Anvils|slivnA]]
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*[[Anvils]]
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*[[Simone|enomiS]]
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*[[Simone]]
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*[[Ornaments|stnemanrO]]
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*[[Ornaments]]
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*[[Penguins]]
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*[[Hot Dogs]]
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*[[F-Sack]]
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*[[Maps and Minions]]
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==stseretnI rehtO==
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==Other Interests==
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.neercs retupmoc a ta erats dna tis si syad eseht od I tahw fo tsom ekil smees tI .sgniht rehto yojne osla I ,esiwrehtO
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When I'm not working, it seems like most of what I do these days is sit and stare at a computer screen. Otherwise, I also enjoy other things.
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===cisuM===
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===Music===
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.ereh detsil ton snosaer rof ,efil ym si cisum taht yas yletamitigel nac I :gniwollof eht fo sdnuos eht yojne yllaicepse I
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I can legitimately say that music is my life, for reasons not listed here. I especially enjoy the sounds of the following:
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:CD/CA emos
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:some AC/DC
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:htimsoreA tsom
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:most Aerosmith
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:seltaeB
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:Beatles
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:ivoJ noB tsom
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:most Bon Jovi
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:notsoB
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:Boston
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:sraC
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:Cars
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:drappeL feD
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:Chicago
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:selgaE tsom
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:Def Leppard
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:yenom eiddE
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:most Eagles
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:artsehcrO thgiL cirtcelE
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:Eddie Money
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:nhoJ notlE
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:Electric Light Orchestra
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:rengieroF
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:Elton John
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:sesoR & snuG tsom
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:Foreigner
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:enworB noskcaJ
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:most Guns & Roses
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:yenruoJ
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:Jackson Browne
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:sasnaK
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:Journey
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:nileppeZ deL
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:Kansas
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:drynyks drynyL
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:Led Zeppelin
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:dyolF kniP
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:Lynyrd Skynyrd
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:neeuQ
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:Pink Floyd
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:senotS gnilloR
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:Queen
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:hsuR
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:Rolling Stones
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:xytS
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:Rush
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:ytteP moT
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:Styx
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:nelaH naV
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:Tom Petty
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:ohW
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:U2
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:poT ZZ
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:Van Halen
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:Who
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:ZZ Top
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wef a eman ot tsuj
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just to name a few
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tnetxe ressel a ot dna
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and to a lesser extent
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:sleinaD eilrahC
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:Allman Brothers
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:elpruP peeD
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:Charlie Daniels
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:stiartS eriD
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:Deep Purple
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:srehtorB eibooD
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:Dire Straits
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:caM doowteelF
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:Doobie Brothers
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:traeH
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:Fleetwood Mac
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:(esruoc fo) hsifwolB eht dna eitooH
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:Heart
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:pmacnelleM nhoJ
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:Hootie and the Blowfish (of course)
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:SSIK emos
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:John Mellencamp
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:yobrevoL
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:some KISS
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:(esruoc fo) dnaB rekcuT llahsraM
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:Loverboy
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:notpmarF reteP
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:Marshall Tucker Band (of course)
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:nosioP
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:Pat Benatar
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:sreppeP ilihC toH deR emos
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:Peter Frampton
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:nogawdeepS OER
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:Poison
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:snoiprocS
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:some Red Hot Chili Peppers
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:leknufraG dna nimoS
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:REO Speedwagon
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:relliM evetS
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:Scorpions
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:pmartrepuS
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:Simon and Garfunkel
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:laicepS 83.
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:Steve Miller
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:Supertramp
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:.38 Special
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:Yes
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esruoc of dna
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and of course
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:[[Cool Tapes|sepaT looC]]
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:[[Cool Tapes]]
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:[[Limozeen|neezomiL]]
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:[[Limozeen]]
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sdnab esoht ni elpoep eht ekilsid ro ekil I naem ylirassecen ton seod taht dna
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and that does not necessarily mean I like or dislike the people in those bands
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.ma I naht redlo si ot netsil I cisum eht fo tsom ,llet ylbaborp nac uoy sa
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as you can probably tell, most of the music I listen to is older than I am.
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===stropS etirovaF===
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===Favorite Sports===
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.naf strops eguh a osla ma I .tsigolotekcarb a flesym llac yletamitigel nac I .smaet strops etirovaf ym ro siht tuoba em ksa esaelP
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I am also a huge sports fan. I can legitimately call myself a bracketologist. Please ask me about this or my favorite sports teams.
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<nowiki>:</nowiki>yas lliw I
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I will say:
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<nowiki>:</nowiki>llabesaB
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Baseball:
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:sevarB atnaltA
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:Atlanta Braves
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::[[Mark Lemke|ekmeL kraM]] fo syad eht ecnis reve
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::ever since the days of [[Mark Lemke]]
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strops orp revo strops egelloc referp I dna
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and I prefer college sports over pro sports
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==em yonna taht sgnihT==
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==Things that annoy me==
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*.edoc eht edulcni ot gnittegrof dna ,pu wohs enil wen eno ekam ot woh gniwonK
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*Knowing how to make one new line show up, and forgetting to include the code.
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*detrever stide ym gnivaH (.seno doog eht ylno tub ,syawla tsomla [[tape-leg|?seno <i>doog</i>]] eht ,wonk uoy)
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*Having my edits reverted (almost always, but only the good ones. you know, the [[tape-leg|<i>good</i> ones?]])
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**.pu wohs yllautca reven snoitubirtnoc ym taht naem hcihw egap a tide ot gniyrt tslihw stimil emit yrassecennU .ikiw siht si gnitide m'i tahw ton ro rehtehW
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**Unnecessary time limits whilst trying to edit a page which mean that my contributions never actually show up. Whether or not what i'm editing is this wiki.
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**.nosaer doog eht edisgnola yrammus tide eht ni "''<font color=blue>9035768 noisiver</font> didnu" na ro "''vr''" na tfel ti degnahc ohw nosrep eht '''fi ylno dna fi''' ,nosaer doog a rof detrever tide ecitcarp doog a gnivaH .gnorw gnihtemos enod ev'i fi desu eb ylon dluohs esoht ekil smees ti
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**Having a good practice edit reverted for a good reason, '''if and only if''' the person who changed it left an "''rv''" or an "''undid <font color=blue>revision 8675309</font>''" in the edit summary alongside the good reason. it seems like those should only be used if i've done something wrong.
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**.gnitrever saw i tide dab emas eht detrever ydaerla sah esle enoemos taht tuo dnif ot ylno ,<font color=#00A000>yrammus tide taerg a gnivah dna</font> ,tide dab a gnitreveR <!--neerg eht rof t'nsaw ti fi ereh eb t'ndluow siht-->
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**Reverting a bad edit, <font color=#00A000>and having a great edit summary</font>, only to find out that someone else has already reverted the same bad edit i was reverting. <!--this wouldn't be here if it wasn't for the green-->
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*.rorre eht gnikam retupmoc rieht s'ti nehw "revo syalp emarf txen eht morf dnuos eht fo tib elttil a" fo senil eht gnola sehctliG ro sfooG ni detresni evah elpoep erehw gnieeS
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*Seeing where people have inserted in Goofs or Glitches along the lines of "a little bit of the sound from the next frame plays over" when it's their computer making the error.
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*".trap siht gnirud rehto eht naht reggib si seye s'daB gnortS fo eno" fo senil eht gnola sfooG ni detresni evah elpoep erehw gnieeS .htiw krow ot snoisnemid owt evah ylno yeht nehw D3 daB gnortS ekam ot tpmetta s'CBT tsuj s'tahT
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*Seeing where people have inserted in Goofs along the lines of "one of Strong Bad's eyes is bigger than the other during this part." That's just TBC's attempt to make Strong Bad 3D when they only have two dimensions to work with.
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**.semit elpitlum taht nialpxe ot gnivaH
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**Having to explain that multiple times.
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*".flesti nottub kcab eht fo tfel raf sdnetxe noot siht ni nottub kcab eht rof aera elbakcilc eht" fo senil eht gnola noitces revetahw ni detresni evah elpoep erehw gnieeS .od yeht nehw yhtroweton ton s'ti os taht evah are taht ni sliamebs eht fo tsom
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*Seeing where people have inserted in whatever section along the lines of "the clickable area for the back button in this toon extends far left of the back button itself." most of the sbemails in that era have that, so it's not noteworthy when they do.
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*.neht yb detaerc neeb sah ot retal [[Babies|sraey]] neve ro [[I'll Take Twelve|shtnom]] lareves dnim ym gnignahc neht ,ti tsniaga gnidiced ,ti etaerc ot gnitnaw ,tsixe t'nseod egap a tuo gnidniF .ti etaerc t'ndid i taht tluaf ym s'ti esruoc fo dna
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*Finding out a page doesn't exist, wanting to create it, deciding against it, then changing my mind several [[I'll Take Twelve|months]] or even [[Babies|years]] later to find out it has been created by then. and of course it's my fault that i didn't create it.
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*evitcepsrep taht morf deweiv era yeht nehw romuh fo tnemele niatrec a esol leef I taht won thgir secnatsni lareves niatnoc [[Crime and Punishment|segap]] [[Crimes Committed by Strong Bad|fo]] [[Bubs's Shady Business Practices|dnik]] [[Blatant Lies|eseht]] taht tcaf ehT .ereht gnoleb meht fo emos ,esruoc fO
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*The fact that [[Crime and Punishment|these]] [[Crimes Committed by Strong Bad|kind]] [[Bubs's Shady Business Practices|of]] [[Blatant Lies|pages]] contain several instances right now that I feel lose a certain element of humor when they are viewed from that perspective. Of course, some of them belong there.
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*<nowiki>:</nowiki>xob resu gniwollof ehT
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*The following user box:
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#5FCA75|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#0036FF|code='''YNAM OOT'''|msg=.sexobresu 'nikaerf ynam oot sah resu sihT}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#5FCA75|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#0036FF|code='''TOO MANY'''|msg=This user has too many freakin' userboxes.}}
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:.sexob resu ynam oot sa [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbmail.swf|gniht hcus on]] si ereht c/b
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:b/c there is [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbmail.swf|no such thing]] as too many user boxes.
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*(e/w ro skaerb gnol-raey ro) skaerb remmuS
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*Summer breaks (or year-long breaks or w/e)
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*msiladnaV
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*Vandalism
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*vt s'etammoor remrof yM
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*My former roommate's tv
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*"!exroF ylxuoirexE ?thgir taht yas I diD" .t'ndid uoy on ,ratS .H ,oN<br>"!xenil ruoy yax tsuj dna pu thuxE" .rehtie thgir "pu tuhX" yas t'ndid uoy ,daB .S
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*"Exeriouxly Forxe! Did I say that right?" No, H. Star, no you didn't.<br>"Exhut up and just xay your linex!" S. Bad, you didn't say "Xhut up" right either.
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*.aedi emas taht ro "em yonna taht sgnihT" deltitne egap resu rieht no noitces a evah elpoep nehW
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*When people have a section on their user page entitled "Things that annoy me" or that same idea.
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==...nehw rennur ratsemoh hcum oot dah ev'uoy wonk uoY==
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==You know you've had too much homestar runner when...==
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.[[Lack of Visible Arms|smra elbisiv on htiw]] lrig a morf guh emosewa na gnitteg tuoba maerd a evah uoy...<br>
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...you have a dream about getting an awesome hug from a girl [[Lack of Visible Arms|with no visible arms]].<br>
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."[[Marzipan|napizraM]]" si kniht uoy gniht tsrif eht ,sserd elprup a gniraew lrig a ees uoy emit yreve...<br>
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...every time you see a girl wearing a purple dress, the first thing you think is "[[Marzipan]]".<br>
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.setalpmet liame s'nwoT fo gniK eht gnidaer si eh nehw "[[Strong Badia the Free Responses (The Castle)|knalb]]" detareggaxe s'daB gnortS fo kniht uoy ,tset a ni _____ ees uoy emit yreve...<br>
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...every time you see _____ in a test, you think of Strong Bad's exaggerated "[[Strong Badia the Free Responses (The Castle)|blank]]" when he is reading the King of Town's email templates.<br>
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"[[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad#What's Her Face, Scene 1 or 2|!edolps A]]" gniyas daB gnortS fo kniht uoy ,noisolpxe na ot detaler yletomer gnihtyna ees uoy emit yreve...<br>
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...every time you see anything remotely related to an explosion, you think of Strong Bad saying "[[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad#What's Her Face, Scene 1 or 2|A splode!]]"<br>
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.ylmodnar "[[techno|nwoD sI metsyS ehT]]" fo strap ruof lla ffo llup yllufsseccus nac uoy fo eerht eht ,elddim eht ni dna sdneirf owt htiw noitasrevnoc a evah nac uoy...<br>
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...you can have a conversation with two friends, and in the middle, the three of you can successfully pull off all four parts of "[[techno|The System Is Down]]" randomly.<br>
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"[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|!gninil hcamots yM !wO]]" ,si niap eht ebircsed ot kniht nac uoy lla ,ehcahcamots a evah uoy fi...<br>
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...if you have a stomachache, all you can think to describe the pain is, "[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Ow! My stomach lining!]]"<br>
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."[[autobiography|exe.ti_fo_tnirp]]" yas uoy ,gnihtemos tnirp ot evah uoy revenehw...<br>
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...whenever you have to print something, you say "[[autobiography|print_of_it.exe]]".<br>
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.gnis ot sdrow on yllautca era ereht nehw "[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0|gnod gnid ,gnod gnid ,gnod gnid, gnod gniD]]" sdrow eht htiw gnola gnis uoy ,CD/CA yb "kcalB ni kcaB" raeh uoy revenehw...<br>
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...whenever you hear "Back in Black" by AC/DC, you sing along with the words, "[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0|Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong]]" when there are actually no words to sing.<br>
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.gnis ot sdrow on yllautca era ereht nehw "[[guitar|HAJ HAJ aggij guj aggij guj aggij guj aggij guj aggij guj aggij guj aggij guJ]]" sdrow eht htiw gnola gnis uoy ,traeH yb "aducarraB" raeh uoy revenehw...<br>
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...whenever you hear "Barracuda" by Heart, you sing along with the words, "[[guitar|Jug jigga jug jigga jug jigga jug jigga jug jigga jug jigga jug jigga JAH JAH]]" when there are actually no words to sing.<br>
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."[[Homestar Ruiner Responses (The Track)|sdutsrertucf]]" osla tub ,gniraews fo ecalp ni "[[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene|ltgrafp]]" tsuj ton esu ot tnaw uoy...<br>
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...you want to use not just "[[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene|pfargtl]]" in place of swearing, but also "[[Homestar Ruiner Responses (The Track)|fcutrerstuds]]".<br>
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.[[ye flask|ksalf ey]] teg t'nac uoy...
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...you can't get [[ye flask]].
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==gnisolc nI==
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==In closing==
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.won rof em rof lla s'taht sseug I !rac a em niw dna ereht ni kcab teg woN
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I guess that's all for me for now. Now get back in there and win me a car!
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.doof emos em evig tsuj ,yllautcA
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Actually, just give me some food.
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.egap klat ym rof emag si egap resu ym no gnihtyna dnA
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And anything on my user page is game for my talk page.

Revision as of 07:41, 7 June 2016

What i probably look like. Yeah i'm about 12 feet tall.

I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead.

Contents

First things First

HRWiki:Userboxes
LEFT
FAN
STUFF
"..."
27
RC
DEAD
yeah
order
shift
SBU
UBS
R
PG
NC
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MEH
LP
This is who i'm most like
(but without all the gray fatness. I'm about as thin as Coach Z.)

My name fits in this category, and i'm okay with that.

I first found the website about 13 years ago and I watched dragon and some other sbemails. Then i took a two-month hiatus and then tried to remember the three words: home, star, and runner. somehow they were right. I was watching the cartoons and i'm thinking "clearly strong bad is the main character." "oh so the one guy's name is homestar runner. why did they name the site after him?" then i found out homestar was once/still is the main character and i watched some older toons and it's like "these guys are trying to tell today's kids adults that stupid is better than smart." I've seen the page that says "homestar is stupid but it doesn't matter because he's so dang nice." Homestar is nice? I can't tell b/c of how stupid he is. I mean, i'm not disagreeing that he's nice, it just isn't as visible to me as the fact that he is stupid. The material in brown is considerably outdated now.

I have been watching these cartoons for quite some time now. As I previously stated, the first sbemail I saw was dragon, which I think was during the 2006 summer break. The last one i saw (that is, before the newest one always got that honor) was island, sometime around sbemail 160.

Favorite Quotes

(in no order, and some of them are better than others)

Strong Bad

  • "Oh look The Cheat, if it isn't the big fat yellow blob and Pom Pom."
  • "I am Strong Bad, and I am not making an 'I approve this email' joke."
  • "Oh yeah. I forgot to tell you guys. We also switched Homestar Runner's gourmet coffee with super mud." (and anything immediately following)
  • "I think my imagination's broke. Let me think up the best thing ever: Beef stew. Yup, it's busted all right."
  • "Yeah, I bought the DNA snow cone."
  • "You internet types ruined Trogdor. Just like you did zombies, pirates, ninjas and Strong Bad."
  • "A sbemail fan fiction (since I have plenty of time to say both syllables)."
  • "Explain to me how drowning them wouldn't ruin their date."
  • "Do any of you have even one iota that lives down the street from a clue as to what you're talking about?"
  • "What? Whoa, I didn't even see Coach Z standing in a whale costume. Yeah, shoot him too!"
    • "Come on, sweetheart, it doesn't have to be like this. We can be a couple again. Me, and you... and the ruby... maybe not you..."

Strong Mad

  • "IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR PERRY RUNNING?"
  • "CAN I KEEP IT?" "IT FOLLOWED ME HOME!"

Strong Sad

  • "Loquentia, imbruglia, precipitous, saralee cheesecake, denouement..."
  • "There needs to be a better word for weird."
  • "I was able to develop an anti-chicken wing. Which is actually just a bowl of Kashi...it's the culinary opposite of chicken wings."
  • "This part doesn't really represent anything, i just always wanted to pour coffee on coach z."
  • (in the middle of giving a weather report) "I'm gonna eat this spoonful of hoisin sauce..."

The Cheat

  • Anything directly after Strong Bad says, "Maybe chopping my head off isn't such a good idea."

Homestar

  • "Pom Pom! Santa! I think I swallowed a bug!"
  • "What in Pete Sampras is going on here?"
  • "I can't believe you're The Cheating on me!"
  • "Yes Strong Bad, I ate Luigi. He tasted like mushrooms."
  • "Yeah, I'm like an octopus."
  • "Now bring that beep back!"
  • "Oh yeah, I remember that. They had to replace me because I didn't have any legs."
  • TEENAGE HOMESTAR: "Now you guys are sure this won't emancipate me from my ridiculous stripèd pants?"

Marzipan

  • "If this is Strong Bad calling to prank call me, can you please do the one where I win the radio contest b/c that one's my favorite."
  • "I'm lounging on the Lanai enjoying a wheat-grass-tini in my wheat-grass-kini."
  • "I'm busy tuning my costume!"
  • "Wanna hear my cover of Glory Days?"

Homsar

  • "Hey Reggie! Is that rhinoceros around?"
  • "Oh no! You shanked my jengaship!"
    • (soothing) "Hello Strong Bad. What's the haps?"
    • (soothing) "We will join Strong Badia, first for some sandwiches, then to die side by side in battle."

Pom Pom

  • "(bubbles)"

King of Town

  • "What am I, gettin' my mega-physical?"
  • "What are we doing here? Making omelets? Going to the bathroom? I'm cool with that."
  • "They've stolen my Poopsmith!"
  • "I play guitar apparently."
  • "My name's Furious Fingers...I own 17 guitars, with a combined total of 43 necks."
  • "You've got to feed and feed the hiccups until they mature into liver failure."
  • Writing a piece of lasagna on a piece of paper

Poopsmith

  • "(shrugs)"

Bubs

  • "My chocolates! Come back chocolates! I didn't mean what I said."
  • "Without a receipt, i can only exchange it for something of lesser or much lesser value."
  • "Well, there's a bunch of my aught four crap in that filthy box over there. gotta make room for the aught five crap."
  • "No I will NOT slice my fingers thin! I just want a dang hambloiger!"
  • "Hey, Bubs, this is Marzipan! Oh, snap! I mean... hey, Marzipan, this is Bubs!"
  • "Just wanted to let you know that...Coach Z got that kick in the crotch you sent him just fine. He's chillin' out on the couch right now. I think he'll be out of commission for a while."
    • "Technically it's an autonomous commonwealth, but you've got the right idea."

Coach Z

  • "What are ya torkin' abort?"
  • "Tommy John surgery!"
  • "Oh, dag! That man has just ordered breakfast in the middle of my rap song!"

Senor Cardgage

  • "My left name is tremendous savings, Miss America."
    • "If you go to the store, can you buychase me a cheesburgwich?"

Others

  • STINKOMAN: "Hey, Sticklyman, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT are you doing?"
  • STINKOMAN: "Hahahaha! Pan Pan is fat! Hahahaha! He fell on you! Hahahaha! He's a good bear."
  • THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: "Why, I oughta fill you up with cat gut and call ya lunch."
  • OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: "Why no! Of course that's not just the Strong Man holding a shovel!"
  • THE UGLY ONE: "I belong in a museum!"
  • MOMKINS: "I will be at a place until a time. My cell phone number is some numbers."
  • LAPPY 486: "Another week with you, Strong Bad, is like 8 dog-weeks in cat-years."
  • THE WHEELCHAIR: "Eh! Steve!! Get your sassy-frass out my berled holiday cabbage!"
  • mostly STRONG BAD: "Yup, I totally always look awesome singing backwards metal."

Most disturbing

  • KING OF TOWN: "I'm in my sixties."
  • COACH Z: "This Coach Z costume is spot on."
  • COACH Z: "I was gonna hit the showers, but now i don't has to."
  • STRONG BAD: "Briefly, let's discuss what this dream means."

Favorite Halloween Costumes

(again, some are better than others)

  • STRONG BAD: Homestar as Angus Young of AC/DC
  • STRONG MAD: a Thwomp
  • STRONG SAD: David Bowie
  • THE CHEAT: Izzy
  • HOMESTAR: Route 66
  • MARZIPAN: Prince
  • HOMSAR: Slash of Guns & Roses
  • POM POM: The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man
  • KING OF TOWN: Mario
  • POOPSMITH: Doc (probably)
  • BUBS: Apollo Creed
  • COACH Z: Queen Latifah

Other Random Favorites

Favorite first emails on a computer

1. animal
2. invisibility
3. some kinda robot
4. from work
5. weird dream
6. the bird
7. independent

Examples of misaligned dialogue

STRONG SAD: Homestar, do you even have half a brain?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Why, I've got half a mind.

Pages I have created

Other Interests

When I'm not working, it seems like most of what I do these days is sit and stare at a computer screen. Otherwise, I also enjoy other things.

Music

I can legitimately say that music is my life, for reasons not listed here. I especially enjoy the sounds of the following:

some AC/DC
most Aerosmith
Beatles
most Bon Jovi
Boston
Cars
Chicago
Def Leppard
most Eagles
Eddie Money
Electric Light Orchestra
Elton John
Foreigner
most Guns & Roses
Jackson Browne
Journey
Kansas
Led Zeppelin
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Pink Floyd
Queen
Rolling Stones
Rush
Styx
Tom Petty
U2
Van Halen
Who
ZZ Top

just to name a few

and to a lesser extent

Allman Brothers
Charlie Daniels
Deep Purple
Dire Straits
Doobie Brothers
Fleetwood Mac
Heart
Hootie and the Blowfish (of course)
John Mellencamp
some KISS
Loverboy
Marshall Tucker Band (of course)
Pat Benatar
Peter Frampton
Poison
some Red Hot Chili Peppers
REO Speedwagon
Scorpions
Simon and Garfunkel
Steve Miller
Supertramp
.38 Special
Yes

and of course

Cool Tapes
Limozeen

and that does not necessarily mean I like or dislike the people in those bands

as you can probably tell, most of the music I listen to is older than I am.

Favorite Sports

I am also a huge sports fan. I can legitimately call myself a bracketologist. Please ask me about this or my favorite sports teams.

I will say:

Baseball:

Atlanta Braves
ever since the days of Mark Lemke

and I prefer college sports over pro sports

Things that annoy me

  • Knowing how to make one new line show up, and forgetting to include the code.
  • Having my edits reverted (almost always, but only the good ones. you know, the good ones?)
    • Unnecessary time limits whilst trying to edit a page which mean that my contributions never actually show up. Whether or not what i'm editing is this wiki.
    • Having a good practice edit reverted for a good reason, if and only if the person who changed it left an "rv" or an "undid revision 8675309" in the edit summary alongside the good reason. it seems like those should only be used if i've done something wrong.
    • Reverting a bad edit, and having a great edit summary, only to find out that someone else has already reverted the same bad edit i was reverting.
  • Seeing where people have inserted in Goofs or Glitches along the lines of "a little bit of the sound from the next frame plays over" when it's their computer making the error.
  • Seeing where people have inserted in Goofs along the lines of "one of Strong Bad's eyes is bigger than the other during this part." That's just TBC's attempt to make Strong Bad 3D when they only have two dimensions to work with.
    • Having to explain that multiple times.
  • Seeing where people have inserted in whatever section along the lines of "the clickable area for the back button in this toon extends far left of the back button itself." most of the sbemails in that era have that, so it's not noteworthy when they do.
  • Finding out a page doesn't exist, wanting to create it, deciding against it, then changing my mind several months or even years later to find out it has been created by then. and of course it's my fault that i didn't create it.
  • The fact that these kind of pages contain several instances right now that I feel lose a certain element of humor when they are viewed from that perspective. Of course, some of them belong there.
  • The following user box:
TOO MANY
b/c there is no such thing as too many user boxes.
  • Summer breaks (or year-long breaks or w/e)
  • Vandalism
  • My former roommate's tv
  • "Exeriouxly Forxe! Did I say that right?" No, H. Star, no you didn't.
    "Exhut up and just xay your linex!" S. Bad, you didn't say "Xhut up" right either.
  • When people have a section on their user page entitled "Things that annoy me" or that same idea.

You know you've had too much homestar runner when...

...you have a dream about getting an awesome hug from a girl with no visible arms.
...every time you see a girl wearing a purple dress, the first thing you think is "Marzipan".
...every time you see _____ in a test, you think of Strong Bad's exaggerated "blank" when he is reading the King of Town's email templates.
...every time you see anything remotely related to an explosion, you think of Strong Bad saying "A splode!"
...you can have a conversation with two friends, and in the middle, the three of you can successfully pull off all four parts of "The System Is Down" randomly.
...if you have a stomachache, all you can think to describe the pain is, "Ow! My stomach lining!"
...whenever you have to print something, you say "print_of_it.exe".
...whenever you hear "Back in Black" by AC/DC, you sing along with the words, "Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong" when there are actually no words to sing.
...whenever you hear "Barracuda" by Heart, you sing along with the words, "Jug jigga jug jigga jug jigga jug jigga jug jigga jug jigga jug jigga JAH JAH" when there are actually no words to sing.
...you want to use not just "pfargtl" in place of swearing, but also "fcutrerstuds".
...you can't get ye flask.

In closing

I guess that's all for me for now. Now get back in there and win me a car!

Actually, just give me some food.


And anything on my user page is game for my talk page.

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