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What do I think of the English, huh? Oh, I'll tell you what I think of the English!
- — Strong Bad, sb_email 22
Introduction
Hey, there! I'm The Chort! No, I don't look anything like The Cheat, nor can I speak Coach Z. I'm just another Homestar Runner fan. I was bitten by the H*R bug on Saturday, 30 April, 2005, (I think) when I was rather bored. I had already discovered TROGDOR! and Peasant's Quest but couldn't be bothered to explore the rest of the site. So I decided to use a certain obscenely popular search engine to do a quick search for more information about this Trogdor guy. (And for the "Secret Code" for TROGDOR!.) It was a search that would change my life forever. A few clicks later, BAM! I was watching SBEmail #58, dragon! My first thoughts of the site were something along the lines of "What the crap is going on here?!" So I searched the FAQ to find out what the point of the site was. Instead, I learnt that there was this secret game that was apparently impossible to beat. Yep, it was Super Kingio Bros. Interested, I did another search using the same obscenely popular serach engine and KAPOW! I was addicted to the HRWiki! Three months later, I had watched EVERY toon on the site at least once and on Monday, 25 July, 2005 at nearly 7PM, I finally decided to sign up with a unique and imaginative Username. As you can see, I didn't succeed.
About Me
All you need to know is that I'm male, a teenager and live in England, (which makes this certain SBEmail very relevant to me). You'll probably find me either hanging round Recent Changes, checking out all the edits, or proofchecking articles for bad grammar, poor spelling, inaccuracy, informality and malfunctioning code. In addition, whenever anything new is released on the website, I'll eventually get round to comparing the transcript with the actual toon so I can add all the little details that may be missing. I also discuss articles for deletion and go through the new/unused images, marking any duplicates or those in the wrong format to be deleted. And if there's ever a problem on the Wiki, I'm willing to contribute to the discussion and suggest possible solutions. But I usually end up messing about in the sandbox. And... that's it. The end.
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