User:The Chort

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Introduction

Hey there! I'm The Chort! No, I don't look anything like The Cheat, I'm just another Homestar Runner Fan. I was bitten by the H*R bug near the end of April 2005, when I was rather bored. I decided to do a quick Google search for more information about this Trogdor guy I had heard of. A few clicks later, BAM! I was watching SBEmail #51, dragon! Later that day, I read in the FAQ that there was this secret game that was impossible to beat. Yep, it was Super Kingio Bros. Interested, I did another Google search and KAPOW! I was addicted to the HRWiki! I spent a lot of time editing anonymously and it was only after I had helped create Theme Song Video visuals that I decided to sign up as The Chort! Anyway, now I've bored you to death with my entire life story, on with the fun stuff!

Why "The Chort"?

Well, I was kind of under pressure when I was thinking of a username but then I remembered that Coach Z always pronounces The Cheat's name as "The Chort" as seen in Where's The Cheat?, mascot, crazy cartoon, impression, and rampage. But I guess you know that already. Plus, I think The Cheat is kind of cute.

The Best of the Best Quotes

SBEmail!

"Uhdyeah, what ees it, Strong Baaaaayd?"
"Population...Ti-i-i-i-ire"
"Come back, Ali! Come back, Ali's sister! You two meant everything to me!"
"The System is down!"
"And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!"
"So I'm gonna have to jump!"
"DID YOU JUST SAY PARAKEET?!"
"HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!!"
"ID DOH DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!"
"Yup, I totally always look awesome singing backwards metal."

Marzipan's Answering Machine!

"DaAAahhh, hello, Marzypa-yun. It's Homsar!"
"I am a pretend guy that... comes around... and...gets run over by a lawnmower blade!"
"You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! (etc)"

Teen Girl Squad!

"LATE 360 SHOVE-IT TO BONELESS...'d!"
"FLOOR TOMMED!!!! STEP-MOMMED!!! POM-POMMED??"
"BFF carved in a tree, That stands for BAOW! FOM! FROOSH!"

Powered By The Cheat!

"I can do it! I will do it nine times."
"Hey Strong Bad, you jumped over some of my buses!"
"Get out of here, Nebulon! No one likes your style."

Puppet Stuff!

"Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow, my eyes!"
"The sun! Where? We're indoors."
"Stupid! Third! Quarter! Projection! Analysis! Spreadsheets that don't even know what you are! Rondleman... erh, where art thou?"
"Millions, I tell ya! Millions! Ohh, I'll save the company millions! I'll save bunches of money!"

20X6!/1936!

"Hey, Stickly Man. WHAAAAAAT are you doing?"
"It tastes like a #1 jam!"
"It's curtains for you!"
"Well, folks, you know what that means. Now I'll do a dance."

And the rest!

"The world is saved! I found the blue ooooones!"
"I BROUGHT YOU A CAKE!"
"I LOVE YOU, TONY STONY! NO, I LOVE YOU MORE!"
"Oh no, I think this is my favorite!"


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More crap to come!
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