User:The4sword

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I'm John. Allow me to introduse myself. I'm a teenager-type person from Kalamazoo, Michigan. Taking the Homestar Runner Quiz (link supplied in External Links) gave me the result of Homestar Runner, with good reason. I can kick the fastest, highest, and like nobody's business. Aside from that, I am a "semi-entrepenuer", i.e., no job; though I will apply at the library next year.

Might as well throw this in. If I were a sci-fi character, I would be: Obi-Wan Kenobi

You can learn more about me and what I do on the Wiki over there in my userbox. NOTE: userbox differs depending on wither this is on HRWiki or HRFWiki.

HRWiki:Userboxes

This user enjoys doing Gnome work.

FAN This user also contributes to the Fanstuff Wiki.

STUFF This user likes to vote on STUFF.

WP This user is also on Wikipedia.

WK This user is also on Zelda Universe Wiki.

IM This user has an Instant message address.

EM This user has an Email address.

TEEN This user is between 13 and 19 years old.

RIGHT This user is right handed

This user is an American.

This user's favorite email is kid's book.

This user enjoys Compy-era emails the best.

This user's favorite character is Homestar Runner.

One of four of this user's second favorite characters is Strong Bad.

One of four of this user's second favorite characters is The Cheat.

One of four of this user's second favorite characters is Bubs.

One of four of this user's second favorite characters is Homsar.

This user likes the Old Games the best.

This user hath beaten Thy Dungeonman 3.

This user loves Sweet Cuppin' Cakes.

This user loves 20X6.

This user loves Old-Timey Toons.

This user hates Puppet Stuff.

MEH This user can understand Cheat Talk.

LP This user wears long pants. He also prefers 33 RPM.

MIRTH This user Hi-larious.

G-WHIZ Wait till this user tells the gang down at the malt shop.

This user is enlisted in the Homestarmy.

This user could use a dollar, he could use a couple bucks.

This user's favorite toon is Where's The Cheat?.

This user owns strongbad_email.exe. His sister claims she owns them, but she is wrong.

Following the Harmless Junk road

I was first exposed to HSR several years ago when my brother came over and showed me several SBEmails. I think the first one was Kid's Book, and it still remains my favorite. I have had an unhealthy obsession with HSR ever since. I was first exposed to the HRWiki during school lunch many months ago. My friend usually gives me cool websites, and he instructed me on how to find this here website; and here I am. A nerd, with no job, no money, no class, and no shame. I joined the Wiki not too long ago because of all the advantages that I have by now forgotten.

External Linkage

• My Website
• Homestar Quiz