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== Quotes ==
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|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
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! width="100" | Date !! &nbsp;Download&nbsp; !! [[Quote of the Week Character Heads|Head]] !! Quote !! Source
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|- id="QW-2007-10-12"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 Oct 2007
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| [[HR:weeklies/sb_borgorroth.mp3|download]]
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| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG‎}}
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Borgorroth of Coolswordorroth shimmies for no man!"
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| [[web comics]]
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|- id="QW-2007-10-04"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}04 Oct 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_takelongs.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_takelongs.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG‎}}
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Oh and one more thing, if your jim-jams happen to be a pair of takelongs..." ''{Matt can be heard laughing faintly}''
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| [[slumber party]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2007-09-27"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Sept 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sm_polychaete.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sm_polychaete.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG‎}}
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| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': "Did you just say polychaete worms?"
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| [[caffeine]] outtake
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|-id="QW-2007-09-20"
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|{{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Sept 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/cz_forgortport.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cz_forgortport.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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|{{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
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|'''[[Coach Z]]''': "Oh.  I guess I forgort to port.  Oh!  I guess I forgat to prat!  OH!  Gorka fa pork!"
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|[[mini-golf]]
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|-id="QW-2007-09-13"
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|{{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}13 Sept 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sadkids_frostflur.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sadkids_frostflur.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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|{{head|The Sad Kids|Qod sadkids.PNG}}
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|'''[[The Sad Kids]]''': "Frosty? Flurry."
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|Quote of the Week exclusive
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|-id="QW-2007-09-06"
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|{{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}06 Sept 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/cardgage_pony.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cardgage_pony.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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|{{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
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|'''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Oh. I should eat a pony."
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|[[original]]
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|- id="QW-2007-08-30"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Aug 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sloshy_wedont.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sloshy_wedont.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|sloshy|Qod sloshy.PNG}}
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| '''[[sloshy]]''': "We don't really even care about you. Get out of my backyard or maybe don't. Cause I'm about to watch a movie movie movie oh!" ''{entire "We Don't Even Really Care About You" song}''
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| Extended [[concert]] song
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|- id="QW-2007-08-23"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}23 Aug 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/ss_philosophy.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:ss_philosophy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Yeah, I don't think [[Sloshy]] <!-- [sic] --> could arpeggiate a diminished 7th if their philosophy degrees depended on it."
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| [[concert]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2007-08-16"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Aug 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sbcheat_par.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sbcheat_par.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "I'm gonna be so far under par, I'm gonna be over par!" ''{'''[[The Cheat]]:''' {The Cheat noises} '''Strong Bad:''' "Oh, well then, I'll just be really far under par, then."}''
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| [[mini-golf]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2007-08-09"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}09 Aug 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/bubs_nestles.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_nestles.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Bubs|qod_4_-_bubs.PNG}}
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| '''[[Bubs]]''': "That would be a sweet deal I couldn't resist! [[chocolate|N-E-S-T-L-E-S!]]"
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| [[Ever and More!]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2007-06-21"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Jun 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_garbagedis.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_garbagedis.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Garbage disposal: what a way to go! Garbage disposal, meet So and So."
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
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|- id="QW-2007-06-14"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Jun 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/uglycheer_longlat.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:uglycheer_longlat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|That Ugly One|qod_15_-_the_ugly_one.PNG}}
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| '''[[The Ugly One]]''': "I love longitudes." '''[[Cheerleader]]''': "Not me, I'm a latitude snob."
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] outtake (see also [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-06-14|Sketchbook]])
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|- id="QW-2007-06-07"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Jun 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_wanthisbod.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_wanthisbod.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "So what are you saying? That you -GULP- want his bod?"
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| [[Date Nite]]
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|- id="QW-2007-05-24"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}24 May 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_fieldday.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_fieldday.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Do not attempt to adjust those trucker caps you're all wearing. Or wait, in fact, DO adjust them. Everybody turn your trucker caps sidewise!"
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| [[Field Day Intro]]
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|- id="QW-2007-05-17"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 May 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/marzy_worm.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:marzy_worm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
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| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "There was this little worm and I brought him inside because he seemed like he would fit into a little jar. And I gave him the name of [[Bill Cosby|Fat Albert]]."
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| extended clip from [[Homestarloween Party]]
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|- id="QW-2007-05-11"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 May 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sm_parakeet.mp3]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sm_parakeet.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG‎}}
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| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': "Did you just say parakeet?"
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| [[caffeine]]
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|- id="QW-2007-05-03"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}03 May 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/stinko_break.mp3]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:stinko_break.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Stinkoman|qod 16 - stinkoman.PNG‎}}
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| '''[[Stinkoman]]''': "We deserve a break! Everyone grab a spoon and take a break with pudding."
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| [[Under Construction]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2007-04-26"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}26 Apr 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_greatimes.mp3]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_greatimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Oh, hello guys! This is my talk and mouth move. Great times!"
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| Quote of the Week exclusive recorded for the [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|Georgia Tech Talk]]
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|- id="QW-2007-04-19"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}19 Apr 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_drinko.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_drinko.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Drinko some Malinko! Malinko flavored water! Crystal clear like domestic beer!"
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| [[rough copy]] (second phrase an outtake)
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|- id="QW-2007-04-12"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 Apr 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/blc_qualifypants.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:blc_qualifypants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Blue Laser Commander|qod 23 - blue laser commander.PNG}}
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| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "These hardly qualify as PANTS!"
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| [[An Important Rap Song]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2007-04-05"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}05 Apr 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/drivethru_severleg.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:drivethru_severleg.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Drive-Thru Whale|Whalehead.PNG}}
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| '''[[Drive-Thru Whale]]''': "Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day."
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| [[Drive-Thru]]
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|- id="QW-2007-03-22"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 Mar 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/brotherinajar.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:brotherinajar.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Taranchula|Taranchulaqod.PNG}}
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| '''[[Taranchula]]''': "Ooh hoo ha ha haaa. Brother in a jar. Brother in a jar. Brotherinajar!" ''{entire "Brother in a Jar" song}''
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| [[your funeral]]
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|- id="QW-2007-03-15"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}15 Mar 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/crack_up2here.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:crack_up2here.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Gunhaver|qod 18 - gunhaver.PNG}}
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| '''[[Crack Stuntman]]''': "I've had it up to HERE with your shinoligans! ''{pronounces "shinoligans" like "SHY-knowligans"}'' If you could see me you'd see that I'm holding my hand up to my chin. And I'm pretty tall!"
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| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2007-03-08"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}08 Mar 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/kot_reek.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:kot_reek.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
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| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Woo! What is that reek? The Poopsmith, you smell like a Crapsmith."
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| [[KOT's VOQPCS!]]
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|- id="QW-2007-03-01"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}01 Mar 2007
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| <!-- [HR:weeklies/hstabasco.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hstabasco.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I wonder how you spell tabasco. TABASCOooo!"
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| [[the movies]]
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|- id="QW-2007-02-22"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 Feb 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/lifingforlove.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:lifingforlove.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
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| '''Singers''': You and me, babe, livin<!--sic--> for dreams, lifin' for love, drinkin' for free. Sittin' on top of an old robot, sharin' and carin' it out. The memory's scrubbin' you down!
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| [[theme song]]
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|- id="QW-2007-02-15"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}15 Feb 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/valentimes.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:valentimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
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| '''[[Teen Girl Squad]]''': "2-3-4. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What we gone get? <!-- sic --> Several boys! How we gonna get em? Uh...um...er..."
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
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|- id="QW-2007-02-08"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}08 Feb 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/bubsgonzola.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubsgonzola.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|King Bubsgonzola Supreme|qod 39 - kingbubs.png}}
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| '''Singers''': "King Bubsgonzola King-King Bubsgonzola Supreme"
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| [[unnatural]]
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|- id="QW-2007-02-01"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}01 Feb 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/marzy_booty.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:marzy_booty.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
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| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Word booty!"
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| [[looking old]]
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|- id="QW-2007-01-18"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Jan 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/ss_caffeine.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:ss_caffeine.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I don't even watch football. I hate football but I'll play football. Run you over in football..." ''{quote continues: "Run you down the field like a clown!"}''
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| [[caffeine]], though under Strong Bad's voiceover
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|- id="QW-2007-01-11"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 Jan 2007
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/bubs_crabadonk.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_crabadonk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
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| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Crabadonk. Crabadonk! CRABADONK!"
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| [[the chair]] multiple takes
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|- id="QW-2006-12-21"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Dec 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_cheerupcz.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_cheerupcz.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "A-listen to me now.  Cheer up, Coach Z.  It doesn't have to be creepy and depressing all the time..." ''{entire "Cheer Up, Coach Z" song}''
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| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
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|- id="QW-2006-12-14"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Dec 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/ss_montelbon.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:ss_montelbon.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Strong Bad, did you put ''{[[Matt Chapman|Matt]] laughs a little while still maintaining his Strong Sad voice}'' Montelbon<!--This is the way it was spelled on the site--> pheremones<!--sic-->..<!--only two-->?"
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| [[what I want]] blooper
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|- id="QW-2006-12-07"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Dec 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_stankstonk.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_stankstonk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank. Just last week it was only stink. Stonk can't be far away."
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| [[the chair]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2006-11-30"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Nov 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hsold_doadance.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hsold_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
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| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]''': "Well, folks, you know what that means... Now I'll do a dance."
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| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]
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|- id="QW-2006-11-17"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Nov 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/videlectrix_grfx.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:videlectrix_grfx.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Videlectrix Guys|Qow vidguys.png}}
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| '''[[Videlectrix]] Guys''': "What did I say?! Good gr- To make good- What did I tell you to do?! To make good graphics. GOOD GRAPHICS!" ''{quote continues: "I COME TO WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS! I can make good graphics. I—YOU BETTER MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS! I'M SUPPOSED TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC! What? YOU HEARD ME!"}''
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| [[Peasant's Quest Preview]] Easter egg
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|- id="QW-2006-11-09"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}09 Nov 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/whf_botpit.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:whf_botpit.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|What's Her Face|qod 14 - whats her face.PNG}}
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| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation."
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
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|- id="QW-2006-11-03"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}03 Nov 2006
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| [[Mirror:marzy_dub.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
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| '''Singer:''' "Want some bread and butter pickles. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are."
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| Lyrics to Marzipan's music from [[Happy Hallow-day]]
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|- id="QW-2006-10-27"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Oct 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/marzy_hatefloat.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:marzy_hatefloat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
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| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Oh yes, folks, there's no better way to be brutally honest with someone than to construct a hate float and put it in a televised parade."
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| [[Fall Float Parade]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2006-10-20"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Oct 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/marshie_mtns.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:marshie_mtns.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
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| '''[[Marshie]]''': "Take a trip to the mountains!"
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| [[retirement]]
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|- id="QW-2006-10-12"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 Oct 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_holdmusic.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_holdmusic.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music..." ''{quote continues: "...do doot. Tch. Pa doo doot. Tch. Boodoo doo doot. Tch. Hold music!"}''
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| [[isp]]
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|- id="QW-2006-09-25"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Sep 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_planetaxes.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_planetaxes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Naw<!--No comma here--> it's a moon computer. Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes."
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| [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
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|- id="QW-2006-09-18"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Sep 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/ss_cardinalsins.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:ss_cardinalsins.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Tonight is my night to play Caaardinal Sins."
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| [[Where's The Cheat?]]
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|- id="QW-2006-09-07"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Sep 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/jammintunes.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:jammintunes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Melt Shake|Meltshake.png}}
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| '''Singers:''' "And now we're jammin. Jammin tunes, jammin tunes. Now we're jammin. jumbo/LARGE!"
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| [[road trip]]
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|- id="QW-2006-08-31"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}31 Aug 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/blc_awesome.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:blc_awesome.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Blue Laser Commander|qod 23 - blue laser commander.PNG}}
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| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "Awesome! Just...AWESOME!"
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| Quote of the Week exclusive
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|- id="QW-2006-08-18"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Aug 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_rainstorm.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_rainstorm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.<!--this space is missing intentionally-->When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a [[netscape]] hurricane"
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| Extended version of the [[theme song]] email intro, with background music from the end of theme song.
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|- id="QW-2006-08-11"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 Aug 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_heyguys.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_heyguys.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?"
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| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
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|- id="QW-2006-08-03"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}03 Aug 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/tgs_chumbly.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:tgs_chumbly.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|What's Her Face|qod 14 - whats her face.PNG}}
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| '''[[What's Her Face]] and [[The Ugly One]]''': "And the chumbly wumbly bear came a tumblin down! Did he sell beans? Lord no! Did he sell eggs? Lord no! But he couldn't...so he stapled it down!" ''{entire chumbly wumbly bear song}''
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
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|- id="QW-2006-07-27"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Jul 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/brainsister.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:brainsister.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Lazor Larry|qod 36 - lazorlarry.png}}
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| '''[[Lasers|Lazor]] [[Larry Palaroncini|Larry]]''': "She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-Texas Instruments all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean." ''{entire "Brain Sister" song}''
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| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
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|- id="QW-2006-07-20"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Jul 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/scifigreg_shirtoff.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:scifigreg_shirtoff.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Science Fiction Greg|qod 35 - shirtless scifi greg.PNG}}
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| '''[[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg|Science Fiction Greg]]''': "Oh, I can take my shirt off."
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
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|- id="QW-2006-07-13"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}13 Jul 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/kot_havesome.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:kot_havesome.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
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| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Let the KOT have some!"
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| [[senior prom]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2006-07-06"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}06 Jul 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/doley-o.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:doley-o.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
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| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "We are the [[Cool Tapes]]. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) ''{[[Strong Mad]]: DOLEY-O! [[The Cheat]]: (The Cheat noises)}'' Stop creepin' at me."
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| Quote of the Week exclusive <!-- Please do not change this to "Weclome Back outtake" (or something similar), it is just another Cool Tapes song and has no similarities to the first two songs. -->
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|- id="QW-2006-06-29"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}29 Jun 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_stevens.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_stevens.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "You will note the artist's attention to fine wines, his masterful use of shadow...stevens. Circle gets the square."
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| [[portrait]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2006-05-18"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 May 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sm_when2saywhen.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sm_when2saywhen.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Small Mouth Strong Mad|qod 34 - small mouth.PNG}}
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| '''Small Mouth [[Strong Mad]]''': "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!"
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| [[isp]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2006-05-11"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 May 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/marzy_copafeel.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:marzy_copafeel.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
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| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!"
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| [[senior prom]] outtake<!--This particular sound bite is not the same take as the one used in the Strong Bad Email. Thus, it is considered an outtake. Please don't change it.-->
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|- id="QW-2006-05-04"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}04 May 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_vietbunmuffins.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_vietbunmuffins.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!"
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| [[senior prom]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2006-04-27"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Apr 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/cardgage_hardlife.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cardgage_hardlife.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
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| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Oh...I live a hard life." ''{faint laughter from [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] can be heard at end}''
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| Quote of the Week exclusive
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|- id="QW-2006-04-06"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}06 Apr 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sblounskched.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sblounskched.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..." ''{entire [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar|SBLOUNSKCHED!]] jingle}''
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| [[candy product]]
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|- id="QW-2006-03-30"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Mar 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_itsits.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_itsits.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag."
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| [[local news]]
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|- id="QW-2006-03-24"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}24 Mar 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/ss_chaitea.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:ss_chaitea.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!"
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| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2006-03-16"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Mar 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_doingreat.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_doingreat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!"
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| [[lady fan]]<!-- This is not an outtake -->
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|- id="QW-2006-03-10"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Mar 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/nottalkinboutbutter.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:nottalkinboutbutter.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
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| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]])
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| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
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|- id="QW-2006-03-02"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}02 Mar 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/ss_looseleaf.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:ss_looseleaf.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!"
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
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|- id="QW-2006-02-23"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}23 Feb 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "What?! ''[[Wikipedia:Under Siege 2: Dark Territory|Under Siege 2]]''?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!"
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| [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2006-02-16"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Feb 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/bubs_answermessup.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_answermessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
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| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."
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| [[A Decemberween Pageant]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2006-02-09"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}09 Feb 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/cgnu_fightsong.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cgnu_fightsong.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|The Jolly Dumple|qod dumple.png}}
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| Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] Fight Song! ''{entire instrumental fight song with opening and closing comments}''
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| Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails [[mascot]] (song) and [[mile]] (beginning and end)
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|- id="QW-2006-02-02"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}02 Feb 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_motherboard.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_motherboard.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard."<!-- This is how it was written in the XML file for that week. Please do not change it. -->
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| [[technology]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2006-01-26"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}26 Jan 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_baseballgame.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_baseballgame.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game."
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| [[flashback]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2006-01-19"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}19 Jan 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/cheer_jiggyjuggas.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cheer_jiggyjuggas.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
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| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas."
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| [[death metal]] Easter egg
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|- id="QW-2006-01-12"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 Jan 2006
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/bubs_background.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_background.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
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| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'"
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| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]
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|- id="QW-2005-12-08"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}08 Dec 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/cz_tomater.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cz_tomater.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
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| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "You say tomater, I zader matermorts."<!-- NOTE: This is how it was spelled on the site. Don't change it, please. -->
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| [[Fall Float Parade]]
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|- id="QW-2005-11-25"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Nov 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/homsar_pennzoil.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:homsar_pennzoil.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
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| '''Two [[Homsar]]s:''' "Let's sing a song of [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]]!"
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| [[Fall Float Parade]]
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|- id="QW-2005-11-17"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Nov 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sbold_goldpants.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sbold_goldpants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Old-Timey Strong Bad|qod 26 - 1936 strong bad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]:''' "I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!"
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| [[That A Ghost]]
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|- id="QW-2005-11-10"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Nov 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/kot_punishment.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:kot_punishment.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
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| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "The punishment is not too bad, eh?"
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| [[Revenge of the King]]
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|- id="QW-2005-11-03"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}03 Nov 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/bubs_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
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| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an ''[[IMDb:tt0114781|Under Siege 2]]'' collector's spoon!"
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| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2005-10-27"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Oct 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_verymean.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_verymean.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too."
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| Quote of the Week exclusive
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|- id="QW-2005-10-21"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Oct 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/badguy.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:badguy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
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| '''Singers:''' "Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy." ''{entire song}''
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| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
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|- id="QW-2005-10-20"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Oct 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_goodtimes.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_goodtimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "The good times are over!!"
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| [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]
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|- id="QW-2005-10-06"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}06 Oct 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/rocoulm.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:rocoulm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Horrible Painting|qod horriblepainting.PNG}}
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| '''[[Horrible Painting]]:''' "Come on in heeeeere."
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| [[bottom 10]]
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|- id="QW-2005-09-29"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}29 Sep 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/geddupnoise.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:geddupnoise.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|The Geddup Noise|qod 31 - geddup noise.png}}
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| The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]]
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| [[geddup noise]]
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|- id="QW-2005-09-22"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 Sep 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sicklysam_mush.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sicklysam_mush.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Sickly Sam|qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Sickly Sam]]:''' "Can you spare any mush for me?"
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| [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]]
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|- id="QW-2005-09-15"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}15 Sep 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/reynold_groceries.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:reynold_groceries.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Reynold|qod 22 - reynold.PNG}}
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| '''[[Strong Bad]] as [[Reynold]]:''' "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me."
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| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
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|- id="QW-2005-09-08"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}08 Sep 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_petesampras.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_petesampras.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "What in [[Wikipedia:Pete Sampras|Pete Sampras]] is going on here?!?"
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| [[Cool Things]]
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|- id="QW-2005-09-01"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}01 Sep 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/1up_pudding1.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:1up_pudding1.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|1-Up|qod 17 - 1up.PNG}}
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| '''[[1-Up]]:''' "I want pudding!"
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| [[Under Construction]]
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|- id="QW-2005-08-25"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Aug 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/marshie_lead.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:marshie_lead.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
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| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead."
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| [[Malloween Commercial]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2005-08-18"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Aug 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/marzy_cooltapes.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:marzy_cooltapes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
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| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 [[Cool tapes]] are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." ''{entire song}''
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| [[Cool Things]]
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|- id="QW-2005-08-11"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 Aug 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/cardgage_msamerica.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cardgage_msamerica.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
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| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]:''' "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!"
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| [[Senorial Day]]
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|- id="QW-2005-08-04"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}04 Aug 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/cz_dazzlemaze.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cz_dazzlemaze.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
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| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!"
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| [[Happy Fireworks]]
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|- id="QW-2005-07-21"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Jul 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_buttdance2.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_buttdance2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!"
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| [[bottom 10]]
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|- id="QW-2005-07-07"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Jul 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_champeenship.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_champeenship.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "A [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes|wagon full of pamcakes]]? In the [[Champeenship]]?! I'd like to see ya try!"
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| [[montage]]
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|- id="QW-2005-06-30"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Jun 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/bubs_checkitout.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_checkitout.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
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| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." ''{continues}''
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| [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]
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|- id="QW-2005-06-23"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}23 Jun 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_hitmeontheslant.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_hitmeontheslant.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You bet! Hit me on the slant!"
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| [[Senorial Day]]
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|- id="QW-2005-06-16"
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| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Jun 2005
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| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_goodtimesover.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_goodtimesover.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!"
 +
| [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2005-06-10"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Jun 2005
 +
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_twinkies.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_twinkies.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough [[Wikipedia:Twinkies|Twinkies]]."
 +
| [[Where the Crap Are We?]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2005-06-02"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}02 Jun 2005
 +
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hom_wedgie.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hom_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!"
 +
| [[origins]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2005-05-12"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 May 2005
 +
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_rampage.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_rampage.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!"
 +
| [[rampage]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2005-04-28"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}28 Apr 2005
 +
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/cz_slipthrufingers.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cz_slipthrufingers.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "Once again [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] slips through our fingers!"
 +
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2005-04-21"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Apr 2005
 +
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_dongdling.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_dongdling.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{imitating the [[Lappy 486]]'s start-up noise}'' "Dong DIIING!!!"
 +
| [[animal]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2005-04-14"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Apr 2005
 +
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sm_imthehump.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sm_imthehump.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Mad]]:''' "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"<!-- That's right, twenty-one exclamation marks. We counted them. -->
 +
| [[other days]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2005-03-31"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}31 Mar 2005
 +
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/oldhs_doadance.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:oldhs_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]:''' "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance."
 +
| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2005-03-25"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Mar 2005
 +
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/bubs_cornbread.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_cornbread.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread."
 +
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2005-03-17"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Mar 2005
 +
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/kot_donothing.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:kot_donothing.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "Stop what? I don't do nothing!"
 +
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2005-03-10"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Mar 2005
 +
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_ivelostit.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_ivelostit.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!"
 +
| [[origins]] outtake
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2005-02-27"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Feb 2005
 +
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/crack_geronimo.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:crack_geronimo.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Crackotage|qod 21 - crackotage.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Crackotage]]:''' "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!"
 +
| [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2005-02-17"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Feb 2005
 +
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/homsar_wedgie.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:homsar_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "I'm the human wedgie!"
 +
| [[origins]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2005-02-10"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Feb 2005
 +
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/sb_no2people.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_no2people.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww."
 +
| [[kids' book]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2005-01-27"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Jan 2005
 +
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/bubs_reglavoice.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_reglavoice.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Powered by The Cheat]] [[Bubs]]:''' "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!"
 +
| [[Sample of Style]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2005-01-20"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Jan 2005
 +
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/ooncha_all.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:ooncha_all.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "We're [[Kissyboots]] and it's nice to meetcha" ''{entire song}''
 +
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2005-01-14"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Jan 2005
 +
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hom1_pudgy.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hom1_pudgy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?"
 +
| [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2004-12-30"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Dec 2004
 +
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/marsh_boogidy.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:marsh_boogidy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!"
 +
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2004-12-16"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Dec 2004
 +
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/ss_wa3d.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:ss_wa3d.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Sad]] as [[The Deathly Pallor]]:''' "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!"
 +
| [[radio]] outtake
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2004-12-09"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}09 Dec 2004
 +
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/bubs_naturalmusk.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_naturalmusk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Bubs]] presumably as [[The Wheelchair]]:''' "I know you're close by, [[Eh! Steve!|Eh, Steve]]. I can smell your natural musk!"
 +
| Possible [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] outtake
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2004-12-02"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}02 Dec 2004
 +
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/hs_lilbrudder.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_lilbrudder.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "[[Li'l Brudder]]! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!"
 +
| [[crying]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2004-11-22"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 Nov 2004
 +
| <!--[[HR:weeklies/qod.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:qod_sb_crapfullyours.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I doh du duoh [[crapfully yours]]. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!"
 +
| [[virus]]
 +
|}
 +
===Older Quotes===
 +
{| class="sortable" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
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|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
 +
! width="100" | Date !! Download !! Quote !! Source
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2004-11-11"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}11 Nov 2004
 +
| <!--[[HR:qod/youreagirl.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:youreagirl.zip|download]] (mirror)
 +
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{singing the "You're A Girl" song}''
 +
| [[montage]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2004-11-08"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}08 Nov 2004
 +
| <!--[[HR:qod/bubs_cantdrive.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_cantdrive.zip|download]] (mirror)
 +
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Women can't drive!"
 +
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2004-10-18"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}18 Oct 2004
 +
| <!--[[HR:qod/hs_letmein.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_letmein.zip|download]] (mirror)
 +
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "Let me in, da da da. Let me in!"
 +
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2004-10-07"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}07 Oct 2004
 +
| <!--[[HR:qod/hs_thatsbupkis.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_thatsbupkis.zip|download]] (mirror)
 +
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "That's bupkis!"
 +
| [[the facts]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2004-09-30"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}30 Sep 2004
 +
| <!--[[HR:qod/hsgirl_likefunny.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hsgirl_likefunny.zip|download]] (mirror)
 +
| '''[[Little Girl]]:''' "That sounds like funny!"<br />'''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "It ''sounds'' like funny, but it's not."
 +
| [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2004-09-23"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}23 Sep 2004
 +
| <!--[[HR:qod/sb_lightrag.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_lightrag.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel."
 +
| Outtake from [[haircut]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2004-09-19"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}19 Sep 2004
 +
| <!--[[HR:qod/gunhaver_rro.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:gunhaver_rro.zip|download]] (mirror)
 +
| '''[[Gunhaver]]:''' "Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!"
 +
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2004-09-08"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}08 Sep 2004
 +
| <!--[[HR:qod/labordaysong_hs.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:labordaysong_hs.zip|download]] (mirror)
 +
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' Todayborday is Labor Day song
 +
| [[Labor Dabor]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2004-09-02"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}02 Sep 2004
 +
| <!--[[HR:qod/sbhs_havetojump.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sbhs_havetojump.zip|download]] (mirror)
 +
| '''[[Strong Bad]] & [[Homestar Runner]]''': "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!"
 +
| [[dangeresque 3]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2004-08-26"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}26 Aug 2004
 +
| <!--[[HR:qod/cz_bdhman.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cz_bdhman.zip|download]] (mirror)
 +
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "It was [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]! I knew it!!"
 +
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2004-08-19"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}19 Aug 2004
 +
| <!--[[HR:qod/stinko_whatRUdoing.zip download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:stinko_whatRUdoing.zip|download]] (mirror)
 +
| '''[[Stinkoman]]:''' "Hey, [[Sticklyman]], ''whaaaaat'' are you doing?"
 +
| [[Under Construction]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2004-08-12"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}12 Aug 2004
 +
| <!--[[HR:qod/sb_giftshop.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_giftshop.zip|download]] (mirror)
 +
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{click}'' "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." ''{click}''
 +
| [[theme park]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2004-08-05"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}05 Aug 2004
 +
| <!--[[HR:qod/wheatgrowssweet.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:wheatgrowssweet.zip|download]] (mirror)
 +
| Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song)
 +
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2004-07-29"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}29 Jul 2004
 +
| <!--[[HR:qod/sb_brudder.zip|download]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_brudder.zip|download]] (mirror)
 +
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{as Li'l Brudder} '' "I can make it on my own!"
 +
| [[crying]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2004-07-19"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}19 Jul 2004
 +
| <!--[[HR:qod/worm.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/worm.sit|Mac]] (links currently broken)-->[[Mirror:worm.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:worm.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
 +
| '''[[The Worm]]''': "Is a miracle."
 +
| [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2004-06-29"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}29 Jun 2004
 +
| <!--[[HR:qod/blc_hateusomuch.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/blc_hateusomuch.sit|Mac]] (links currently broken)-->[[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
 +
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "I just hate you so much!" (an additional "I just hate you sooo much!" on download)
 +
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2004-05-17"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}17 May 2004
 +
| <!--[[HR:qod/cc_theme.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/cc_theme.sit|Mac]] (links currently broken)-->[[Mirror:cc_theme.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:cc_theme.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
 +
| '''The [[Cheat Commandos]] Theme''': "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!"
 +
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2004-05-03"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}03 May 2004
 +
| <!--[[HR:qod/bubs_chickenshine.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/bubs_chickenshine.sit|Mac]] (links currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
 +
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'."
 +
| [[lunch special]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2004-03-22"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}22 Mar 2004
 +
| <!--[[HR:qod/larry_fromzeen.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/larry_fromzeen.sit|Mac]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:larry_fromzeen.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| '''[[Larry Palaroncini]]''': "We're from the band [[Limozeen]]!"
 +
| [[flashback]] Easter egg
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2004-03-08"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}08 Mar 2004
 +
| <!--[[HR:qod/oldaboy2_missvg.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/oldaboy2_missvg.sit|Mac]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:oldaboy2_missvg.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| '''[[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Olda_Boys|Olda Boy]]''': "I'm gonna miss video games."
 +
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2004-02-09"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}09 Feb 2004
 +
| <!--[[HR:qod/hs_thnikkaman.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/hs_thnikkaman.sit|Mac]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_thnikkaman.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Here comes [[The Thnikkaman]]!"
 +
| [[monument]] Easter egg
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2004-02-02"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}02 Feb 2004
 +
| <!--[[HR:qod/marshie_whatmore.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/marshie_whatmore.sit|Mac]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:marshie_whatmore.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "What more do they want?!!"
 +
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2004-01-12"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}12 Jan 2004
 +
| <!--[[HR:qod/sbz_backoff.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/sbz_backoff.sit|Mac]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sbz_backoff.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| '''[[Vector Strong Bad]]''': BACK OFF BABY.
 +
| [[video games]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2003-12-10"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}10 Dec 2003
 +
| <!--[[HR:qod/ss_marzipan.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/ss_marzipan.sit|Mac]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:ss_marzipan.wav|download]] (mirror)
 +
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!"
 +
| [[caffeine]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2003-11-03"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}03 Nov 2003
 +
| <!--[[HR:qod/hs_grabbinbutt.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/hs_grabbinbutt.sit|Mac]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_grabbinbutt.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt."
 +
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] multiple takes
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2003-09-29"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}29 Sep 2003
 +
| <!--[[HR:qod/ss_foodanymore.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/ss_foodanymore.sit|Mac]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:ss_foodanymore.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I don't like food anymore"
 +
| [[2 years]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2003-09-08"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}08 Sep 2003
 +
| <!--[[HR:qod/sb_jig.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/sb_jig.sit|Mac] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_jig.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and [[The Cheat]] learned to fly!"
 +
| [[kids' book]] Easter egg ([[strongbad_email.exe|DVD version]])
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2003-09-01"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}01 Sep 2003
 +
| <!--[[HR:qod/sb_kingmessup.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/sb_kingmessup.sit|Mac]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:sb_kingmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs."
 +
| [[labor day]] blooper
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2003-08-28"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}28 Aug 2003
 +
| <!--[[HR:qod/bubs_sugarspice.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/bubs_sugarspice.sit|Mac]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:bubs_sugarspice.wav|download]] (mirror)
 +
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice!"
 +
| [[Bubs#Character Video Transcript|Bubs' character tape]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2003-08-25"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}25 Aug 2003
 +
| <!--[[HR:qod/ss_animal.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/ss_animal.sit|Mac]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:ss_animal.wav|download]] (mirror)
 +
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Oh, some animal died."
 +
| A play on Homestar's quote in [[impression]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-sneak_up_on_a_brotha"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}?? Jun 2003
 +
| [[Mirror:sb_sneakup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!"
 +
| [[privileges]]
 +
 +
|- id="QW-2003-03-17"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}17 Mar 2003
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| <!--[[HR:qod/hs_brutus.zip|PC]] [[HR:qod/hs_brutus.sit|Mac]] (link currently broken)-->[[Mirror:hs_brutus.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Let's do this like Brutus."
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| [[monster truck]]
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|- id="QW-2002-01-28"
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| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}28 Jan 2002
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| [[Mirror:hs_coldones.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "I could go for a few [[Cold One|cold ones]] right about now."
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| [[Where My Hat Is At?]]
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|- id="QW-possums"
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| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:sb_possums.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Possums!"
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]
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|- id="QW-assaulted"
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| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:k_assaulted.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!"
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| [[Where's The Cheat?]]
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|- id="QW-coach_z"
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| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:cz_oachz.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'."
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| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]
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|- id="QW-lazy_crap_for_crap"
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| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:sb_crap4crap.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Why you lazy crap for crap!"
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| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]
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|- id="QW-quote_of_the_day"
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| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:sb_qod.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "This is the quote of the day!"
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| Quote of the Week exclusive
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|- id="QW-pretty_good_one"
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| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:sb_fart.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{farts}'' "You guys, that was a pretty good one." ''{laughs}''
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| Quote of the Week exclusive
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|- id="QW-check_me_out"
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| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:sb_checkme2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Check me out! No, seriously, check me out."
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| Similar to [[First Time Here?]]
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|- id="QW-strong_bad_show"
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| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:sb_sbshow.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{Singing}'' "This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of [[Pie|pies]], at The Cheat!"
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| Quote of the Week exclusive
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|- id="QW-bust_a_wicked_solo"
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| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:sb_wickedsolo.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. ''{a crappy acoustic guitar solo is played}'' Thank you, goodnight!"
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| [[vacation]]
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|- id="QW-a_belle"
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| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:hs_imabelle.wav|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I'm a belle!"
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| [[halloweener]]
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|- id="QW-pee_my_pants"
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| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:hs_peepants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Seriously, [[Pom Pom]], I'm about to pee my [[Homestar Runner's Pants|pants]]."
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| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
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|- id="QW-vacation_outtake"
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| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:sb_clockmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "It's that cloc&mdash;" '''[[Mike Chapman]]:''' "Sorry."
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| [[vacation]] blooper
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|- id="QW-pretty_impressed"
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| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:sb_impressive.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed."
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| [[Homestar Quiz]]
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|- id="QW-the_very_strongest"
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| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:sb_strongest.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong."
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| Line from the [[original book]]
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|- id="QW-matt"
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| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:sb_matt.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "MATT!!"
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| [[50 emails]]
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|- id="QW-guitar_solo"
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| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
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| None
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| The Wicked Guitar Solo
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| [[personal favorites]]
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|- id="QW-the_only_girl"
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| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
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| None
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| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "I'm the only girl"
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| [[Who Said What Now?]]
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|}

Revision as of 18:44, 14 October 2007

Quotes

Date  Download  Head Quote Source
1000012 Oct 2007 download Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Borgorroth of Coolswordorroth shimmies for no man!" web comics
1000104 Oct 2007 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Oh and one more thing, if your jim-jams happen to be a pair of takelongs..." {Matt can be heard laughing faintly} slumber party outtake
1000227 Sept 2007 download (mirror) Strong MadStrong Mad Strong Mad: "Did you just say polychaete worms?" caffeine outtake
1000320 Sept 2007 download (mirror) Coach ZCoach Z Coach Z: "Oh. I guess I forgort to port. Oh! I guess I forgat to prat! OH! Gorka fa pork!" mini-golf
1000413 Sept 2007 download (mirror) The Sad KidsThe Sad Kids The Sad Kids: "Frosty? Flurry." Quote of the Week exclusive
1000506 Sept 2007 download (mirror) Senor CardgageSenor Cardgage Senor Cardgage: "Oh. I should eat a pony." original
1000630 Aug 2007 download (mirror) sloshysloshy sloshy: "We don't really even care about you. Get out of my backyard or maybe don't. Cause I'm about to watch a movie movie movie oh!" {entire "We Don't Even Really Care About You" song} Extended concert song
1000723 Aug 2007 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Yeah, I don't think Sloshy could arpeggiate a diminished 7th if their philosophy degrees depended on it." concert outtake
1000816 Aug 2007 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "I'm gonna be so far under par, I'm gonna be over par!" {The Cheat: {The Cheat noises} Strong Bad: "Oh, well then, I'll just be really far under par, then."} mini-golf outtake
1000909 Aug 2007 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs: "That would be a sweet deal I couldn't resist! N-E-S-T-L-E-S!" Ever and More! outtake
1001021 Jun 2007 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Garbage disposal: what a way to go! Garbage disposal, meet So and So." Teen Girl Squad Issue 13
1001114 Jun 2007 download (mirror) That Ugly OneThat Ugly One The Ugly One: "I love longitudes." Cheerleader: "Not me, I'm a latitude snob." Teen Girl Squad Issue 11 outtake (see also Sketchbook)
1001207 Jun 2007 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "So what are you saying? That you -GULP- want his bod?" Date Nite
1001324 May 2007 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Do not attempt to adjust those trucker caps you're all wearing. Or wait, in fact, DO adjust them. Everybody turn your trucker caps sidewise!" Field Day Intro
1001417 May 2007 download (mirror) MarzipanMarzipan Marzipan: "There was this little worm and I brought him inside because he seemed like he would fit into a little jar. And I gave him the name of Fat Albert." extended clip from Homestarloween Party
1001511 May 2007 download (mirror) Strong MadStrong Mad Strong Mad: "Did you just say parakeet?" caffeine
1001603 May 2007 download (mirror) StinkomanStinkoman Stinkoman: "We deserve a break! Everyone grab a spoon and take a break with pudding." Under Construction outtake
1001726 Apr 2007 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Oh, hello guys! This is my talk and mouth move. Great times!" Quote of the Week exclusive recorded for the Georgia Tech Talk
1001819 Apr 2007 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Drinko some Malinko! Malinko flavored water! Crystal clear like domestic beer!" rough copy (second phrase an outtake)
1001912 Apr 2007 download (mirror) Blue Laser CommanderBlue Laser Commander Blue Laser Commander: "These hardly qualify as PANTS!" An Important Rap Song outtake
1002005 Apr 2007 download (mirror) Drive-Thru WhaleDrive-Thru Whale Drive-Thru Whale: "Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day." Drive-Thru
1002122 Mar 2007 download (mirror) TaranchulaTaranchula Taranchula: "Ooh hoo ha ha haaa. Brother in a jar. Brother in a jar. Brotherinajar!" {entire "Brother in a Jar" song} your funeral
1002215 Mar 2007 download (mirror) GunhaverGunhaver Crack Stuntman: "I've had it up to HERE with your shinoligans! {pronounces "shinoligans" like "SHY-knowligans"} If you could see me you'd see that I'm holding my hand up to my chin. And I'm pretty tall!" Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2 outtake
1002308 Mar 2007 download (mirror) The King of TownThe King of Town The King of Town: "Woo! What is that reek? The Poopsmith, you smell like a Crapsmith." KOT's VOQPCS!
1002401 Mar 2007 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "I wonder how you spell tabasco. TABASCOooo!" the movies
1002522 Feb 2007 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Singers: You and me, babe, livin for dreams, lifin' for love, drinkin' for free. Sittin' on top of an old robot, sharin' and carin' it out. The memory's scrubbin' you down! theme song
1002615 Feb 2007 download (mirror) CheerleaderCheerleader Teen Girl Squad: "2-3-4. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What we gone get? Several boys! How we gonna get em? Uh...um...er..." Teen Girl Squad Issue 12
1002708 Feb 2007 download (mirror) King Bubsgonzola SupremeKing Bubsgonzola Supreme Singers: "King Bubsgonzola King-King Bubsgonzola Supreme" unnatural
1002801 Feb 2007 download (mirror) MarzipanMarzipan Marzipan: "Word booty!" looking old
1002918 Jan 2007 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I don't even watch football. I hate football but I'll play football. Run you over in football..." {quote continues: "Run you down the field like a clown!"} caffeine, though under Strong Bad's voiceover
1003011 Jan 2007 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs: "Crabadonk. Crabadonk! CRABADONK!" the chair multiple takes
1003121 Dec 2006 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "A-listen to me now. Cheer up, Coach Z. It doesn't have to be creepy and depressing all the time..." {entire "Cheer Up, Coach Z" song} Decemberween Short Shorts
1003214 Dec 2006 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Strong Bad, did you put {Matt laughs a little while still maintaining his Strong Sad voice} Montelbon pheremones..?" what I want blooper
1003307 Dec 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank. Just last week it was only stink. Stonk can't be far away." the chair outtake
1003430 Nov 2006 download (mirror) The Homestar RunnerThe Homestar Runner The Homestar Runner: "Well, folks, you know what that means... Now I'll do a dance." 20X6 vs. 1936
1003517 Nov 2006 download (mirror) Videlectrix GuysVidelectrix Guys Videlectrix Guys: "What did I say?! Good gr- To make good- What did I tell you to do?! To make good graphics. GOOD GRAPHICS!" {quote continues: "I COME TO WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS! I can make good graphics. I—YOU BETTER MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS! I'M SUPPOSED TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC! What? YOU HEARD ME!"} Peasant's Quest Preview Easter egg
1003609 Nov 2006 download (mirror) What's Her FaceWhat's Her Face What's Her Face: "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation." Teen Girl Squad Issue 4
1003703 Nov 2006 download (mirror) MarzipanMarzipan Singer: "Want some bread and butter pickles. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are." Lyrics to Marzipan's music from Happy Hallow-day
1003827 Oct 2006 download (mirror) MarzipanMarzipan Marzipan: "Oh yes, folks, there's no better way to be brutally honest with someone than to construct a hate float and put it in a televised parade." Fall Float Parade outtake
1003920 Oct 2006 download (mirror) MarshieMarshie Marshie: "Take a trip to the mountains!" retirement
1004012 Oct 2006 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music..." {quote continues: "...do doot. Tch. Pa doo doot. Tch. Boodoo doo doot. Tch. Hold music!"} isp
1004125 Sep 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Naw it's a moon computer. Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes." A Decemberween Pageant
1004218 Sep 2006 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Tonight is my night to play Caaardinal Sins." Where's The Cheat?
1004307 Sep 2006 download (mirror) Melt ShakeMelt Shake Singers: "And now we're jammin. Jammin tunes, jammin tunes. Now we're jammin. jumbo/LARGE!" road trip
1004431 Aug 2006 download (mirror) Blue Laser CommanderBlue Laser Commander Blue Laser Commander: "Awesome! Just...AWESOME!" Quote of the Week exclusive
1004518 Aug 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a netscape hurricane" Extended version of the theme song email intro, with background music from the end of theme song.
1004611 Aug 2006 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?" Strong Bad is a Bad Guy
1004703 Aug 2006 download (mirror) What's Her FaceWhat's Her Face What's Her Face and The Ugly One: "And the chumbly wumbly bear came a tumblin down! Did he sell beans? Lord no! Did he sell eggs? Lord no! But he couldn't...so he stapled it down!" {entire chumbly wumbly bear song} Teen Girl Squad Issue 11
1004827 Jul 2006 download (mirror) Lazor LarryLazor Larry Lazor Larry: "She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-Texas Instruments all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean." {entire "Brain Sister" song} Summer Short Shorts
1004920 Jul 2006 download (mirror) Science Fiction GregScience Fiction Greg Science Fiction Greg: "Oh, I can take my shirt off." Teen Girl Squad Issue 11
1005013 Jul 2006 download (mirror) The King of TownThe King of Town The King of Town: "Let the KOT have some!" senior prom outtake
1005106 Jul 2006 download (mirror) MarzipanMarzipan Marzipan: "We are the Cool Tapes. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) {Strong Mad: DOLEY-O! The Cheat: (The Cheat noises)} Stop creepin' at me." Quote of the Week exclusive
1005229 Jun 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "You will note the artist's attention to fine wines, his masterful use of shadow...stevens. Circle gets the square." portrait outtake
1005318 May 2006 download (mirror) Small Mouth Strong MadSmall Mouth Strong Mad Small Mouth Strong Mad: "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!" isp outtake
1005411 May 2006 download (mirror) MarzipanMarzipan Marzipan: "Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!" senior prom outtake
1005504 May 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!" senior prom outtake
1005627 Apr 2006 download (mirror) Senor CardgageSenor Cardgage Senor Cardgage: "Oh...I live a hard life." {faint laughter from Mike can be heard at end} Quote of the Week exclusive
1005706 Apr 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..." {entire SBLOUNSKCHED! jingle} candy product
1005830 Mar 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag." local news
1005924 Mar 2006 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!" Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon outtake
1006016 Mar 2006 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!" lady fan
1006110 Mar 2006 download (mirror) The King of TownThe King of Town The King of Town: Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by DJ Teh Cheat) Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2
1006202 Mar 2006 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!" Teen Girl Squad Issue 10
1006323 Feb 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "What?! Under Siege 2?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!" The Best Decemberween Ever outtake
1006416 Feb 2006 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs as Dr. Christmas: "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread." A Decemberween Pageant outtake
1006509 Feb 2006 download (mirror) The Jolly DumpleThe Jolly Dumple Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the CGNU Fight Song! {entire instrumental fight song with opening and closing comments} Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails mascot (song) and mile (beginning and end)
1006602 Feb 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard." technology outtake
1006726 Jan 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game." flashback outtake
1006819 Jan 2006 download (mirror) CheerleaderCheerleader Cheerleader: "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas." death metal Easter egg
1006912 Jan 2006 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs: "Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'" Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0
1007008 Dec 2005 download (mirror) Coach ZCoach Z Coach Z: "You say tomater, I zader matermorts." Fall Float Parade
1007125 Nov 2005 download (mirror) HomsarHomsar Two Homsars: "Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!" Fall Float Parade
1007217 Nov 2005 download (mirror) Old-Timey Strong BadOld-Timey Strong Bad Old-Timey Strong Bad: "I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!" That A Ghost
1007310 Nov 2005 download (mirror) The King of TownThe King of Town The King of Town: "The punishment is not too bad, eh?" Revenge of the King
1007403 Nov 2005 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs: "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an Under Siege 2 collector's spoon!" Halloween Potion-ma-jig outtake
1007527 Oct 2005 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too." Quote of the Week exclusive
1007621 Oct 2005 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Singers: "Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy." {entire song} Strong Bad is a Bad Guy
1007720 Oct 2005 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "The good times are over!!" Bug in Mouth Disease
1007806 Oct 2005 download (mirror) Horrible PaintingHorrible Painting Horrible Painting: "Come on in heeeeere." bottom 10
1007929 Sep 2005 download (mirror) The Geddup NoiseThe Geddup Noise The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by DJ Teh Cheat geddup noise
1008022 Sep 2005 download (mirror) Sickly SamSickly Sam Sickly Sam: "Can you spare any mush for me?" Parsnips-A-Plenty
1008115 Sep 2005 download (mirror) ReynoldReynold Strong Bad as Reynold: "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." Cheat Commandos
1008208 Sep 2005 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "What in Pete Sampras is going on here?!?" Cool Things
1008301 Sep 2005 download (mirror) 1-Up1-Up 1-Up: "I want pudding!" Under Construction
1008425 Aug 2005 download (mirror) MarshieMarshie Marshie: "Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead." Malloween Commercial outtake
1008518 Aug 2005 download (mirror) MarzipanMarzipan Marzipan: "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 Cool tapes are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." {entire song} Cool Things
1008611 Aug 2005 download (mirror) Senor CardgageSenor Cardgage Senor Cardgage: "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!" Senorial Day
1008704 Aug 2005 download (mirror) Coach ZCoach Z Coach Z: "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!" Happy Fireworks
1008821 Jul 2005 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!" bottom 10
1008907 Jul 2005 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "A wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeenship?! I'd like to see ya try!" montage
1009030 Jun 2005 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs: "Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." {continues} Lookin at a Thing in a Bag
1009123 Jun 2005 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "You bet! Hit me on the slant!" Senorial Day
1009216 Jun 2005 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!" Bug In Mouth Disease
1009310 Jun 2005 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies." Where the Crap Are We?
1009402 Jun 2005 download (mirror) HomsarHomsar Homsar: "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!" origins
1009512 May 2005 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!" rampage
1009628 Apr 2005 download (mirror) Coach ZCoach Z Coach Z: "Once again Biscuit Dough Hands Man slips through our fingers!" Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
1009721 Apr 2005 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: {imitating the Lappy 486's start-up noise} "Dong DIIING!!!" animal
1009814 Apr 2005 download (mirror) Strong MadStrong Mad Strong Mad: "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" other days
1009931 Mar 2005 download (mirror) The Homestar RunnerThe Homestar Runner The Homestar Runner: "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance." 20X6 vs. 1936
1010025 Mar 2005 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs as Dr. Christmas: "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread." A Decemberween Pageant
1010117 Mar 2005 download (mirror) The King of TownThe King of Town The King of Town: "Stop what? I don't do nothing!" 3 Times Halloween Funjob
1010210 Mar 2005 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!" origins outtake
1010327 Feb 2005 download (mirror) CrackotageCrackotage Crackotage: "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!" Cheat Commandos...O's
1010417 Feb 2005 download (mirror) HomsarHomsar Homsar: "I'm the human wedgie!" origins
1010510 Feb 2005 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww." kids' book
1010627 Jan 2005 download (mirror) BubsBubs Powered by The Cheat Bubs: "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!" Sample of Style
1010720 Jan 2005 download (mirror) CheerleaderCheerleader Cheerleader: "We're Kissyboots and it's nice to meetcha" {entire song} Teen Girl Squad Issue 8
1010814 Jan 2005 download (mirror) HomsarHomsar Homsar: "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?" Homestar Presents: Presents
1010930 Dec 2004 download (mirror) MarshieMarshie Marshie: "BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!" Malloween Commercial
1011016 Dec 2004 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad as The Deathly Pallor: "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!" radio outtake
1011109 Dec 2004 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs presumably as The Wheelchair: "I know you're close by, Eh, Steve. I can smell your natural musk!" Possible Sweet Cuppin' Cakes outtake
1011202 Dec 2004 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Li'l Brudder! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!" crying
1011322 Nov 2004 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "I doh du duoh crapfully yours. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!" virus

Older Quotes

Date Download Quote Source
1000011 Nov 2004 download (mirror) Strong Bad: {singing the "You're A Girl" song} montage
1000108 Nov 2004 download (mirror) Bubs: "Women can't drive!" Halloween Fairstival
1000218 Oct 2004 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "Let me in, da da da. Let me in!" 3 Times Halloween Funjob
1000307 Oct 2004 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "That's bupkis!" the facts
1000430 Sep 2004 download (mirror) Little Girl: "That sounds like funny!"
Homestar Runner: "It sounds like funny, but it's not."
Homestar vs. Little Girl
1000523 Sep 2004 download (mirror) Strong Bad: "And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel." Outtake from haircut
1000619 Sep 2004 download (mirror) Gunhaver: "Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!" Cheat Commandos
1000708 Sep 2004 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: Todayborday is Labor Day song Labor Dabor
1000802 Sep 2004 download (mirror) Strong Bad & Homestar Runner: "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!" dangeresque 3
1000926 Aug 2004 download (mirror) Coach Z: "It was Biscuit Dough Hands Man! I knew it!!" Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
1001019 Aug 2004 download (mirror) Stinkoman: "Hey, Sticklyman, whaaaaat are you doing?" Under Construction
1001112 Aug 2004 download (mirror) Strong Bad: {click} "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." {click} theme park
1001205 Aug 2004 download (mirror) Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song) Peasant's Quest
1001329 Jul 2004 download (mirror) Strong Bad: {as Li'l Brudder} "I can make it on my own!" crying
1001419 Jul 2004 PC Mac (mirror) The Worm: "Is a miracle." Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes
1001529 Jun 2004 PC Mac (mirror) Blue Laser Commander: "I just hate you so much!" (an additional "I just hate you sooo much!" on download) Cheat Commandos
1001617 May 2004 PC Mac (mirror) The Cheat Commandos Theme: "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!" Cheat Commandos
1001703 May 2004 PC Mac (mirror) Bubs: "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'." lunch special
1001822 Mar 2004 download (mirror) Larry Palaroncini: "We're from the band Limozeen!" flashback Easter egg
1001908 Mar 2004 download (mirror) Olda Boy: "I'm gonna miss video games." Teen Girl Squad Issue 5
1002009 Feb 2004 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "Here comes The Thnikkaman!" monument Easter egg
1002102 Feb 2004 download (mirror) Marshie: "What more do they want?!!" Malloween Commercial
1002212 Jan 2004 download (mirror) Vector Strong Bad: BACK OFF BABY. video games
1002310 Dec 2003 download (mirror) Strong Sad: "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!" caffeine
1002403 Nov 2003 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt." 3 Times Halloween Funjob multiple takes
1002529 Sep 2003 download (mirror) Strong Sad: "I don't like food anymore" 2 years
1002608 Sep 2003 download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and The Cheat learned to fly!" kids' book Easter egg (DVD version)
1002701 Sep 2003 download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs." labor day blooper
1002828 Aug 2003 download (mirror) Bubs: "Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice!" Bubs' character tape
1002925 Aug 2003 download (mirror) Strong Sad: "Oh, some animal died." A play on Homestar's quote in impression
10030?? Jun 2003 download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!" privileges
1003117 Mar 2003 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "Let's do this like Brutus." monster truck
1003228 Jan 2002 download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "I could go for a few cold ones right about now." Where My Hat Is At?
10033Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Possums!" Teen Girl Squad Issue 3
10034Unknown download (mirror) The King of Town: "Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!" Where's The Cheat?
10035Unknown download (mirror) Coach Z: My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'." The House that Gave Sucky Treats
10036Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Why you lazy crap for crap!" The House that Gave Sucky Treats
10037Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "This is the quote of the day!" Quote of the Week exclusive
10038Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: {farts} "You guys, that was a pretty good one." {laughs} Quote of the Week exclusive
10039Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Check me out! No, seriously, check me out." Similar to First Time Here?
10040Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: {Singing} "This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of pies, at The Cheat!" Quote of the Week exclusive
10041Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. {a crappy acoustic guitar solo is played} Thank you, goodnight!" vacation
10042Unknown download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "I'm a belle!" halloweener
10043Unknown download (mirror) Homestar Runner: "Seriously, Pom Pom, I'm about to pee my pants." A Jumping Jack Contest
10044Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "It's that cloc—" Mike Chapman: "Sorry." vacation blooper
10045Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed." Homestar Quiz
10046Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong." Line from the original book
10047Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "MATT!!" 50 emails
10048Unknown None The Wicked Guitar Solo personal favorites
10049Unknown None Marzipan: "I'm the only girl" Who Said What Now?
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