User:StarFox

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MY FANTASY EMAILS

subject: car names

Dear Strong Bad,

I think it's ridiculous how automakers these days are replacing real names with alphanumeric names, like how the Grand Prix was replaced with the G6. Who remembers those names? It sounds like the names of robots or something. It ruins their heritage.

Superchexx

subject: windows

Strong Bad,

DOS is so out, man. When will you ever learn that Windows is the way to go? I heard that there's a store nearby selling a computer called the Windy 1.0 for $600. It comes with a 1-button mouse, a 740khz processor, and everything!. You should check it out!

Darkwing